Games that won't get you laid

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AlexMitu

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I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.
 

Mordwyl

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<Insert H-game here>

These games were practically MADE for people that know they'll never get laid.
 

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AlexMitu said:
I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.
Are you sure? That's millions of people...
 

ClaMs

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Short answer: All of them.

Long answer: 100 Bullets, 2 Days to Vegas, 2010 FIFA World Cup, 211, 3D Dot Game Heroes, 428: F&#363;sasareta Shibuya de, 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, AC/DC Live: Rock Band Track Pack, Afrika, Afro Samurai, Agarest Senki Zero, The Agency, Agent, Alien vs. Predator...
...X-Blades, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Yamasa Digi World DX, World of Warcraft
 

Sassafrass

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minoes said:
Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?
Viva Pinata?

OT: Why would you tell a girl what games you play? Anyway, Runescape might fit into the catergory.
 

Twilight_guy

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Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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I don't think I've ever partaken in any activity that was intrinsicly condusive to sexual intercourse. Seems like no matter what I find myself involved in I still have to leverage my not inconsiderable powers of logic, charisma and glasses to score. And even then I usually find that charisma logic and glasses just get me a conversation - you still have to date for awhile before most people want to have sex (and if you don't, chances are good they've already played circus-seal on everyone you know anyway).

That said, some games are at least slightly more likely to offer you the opportunity to make contact with someone who might possibly want to have sex if things go swimmingly. WoW, with a fairly high population of female gamers along with the whole "multiplayer" thing at least provides a place where one has the potential to encounter a member of the opposite sex with at least one similar interest. Competition is high though, so I'd expect it'd take quite a bit of work to get anywhere with a lady in such an environment.
 

DrTrevelyan

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I think the only game that you MIGHT get laid from is Guitar Hero (or Rock Band, same difference), but that would assume that you're a college frat boy dumping jagerbombs down her throat at the same time.
 

NeutralDrow

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Depends on what you mean by "get you laid."

Don't lead inherently to sex...almost all of them. It's a giant leap between most games and sex.

Don't offer the chance for later...single-player games.

Mordwyl said:
<Insert H-game here>

These games were practically MADE for people that know they'll never get laid.
I would think H-games would be among the most likely to get one laid...depending on the genre, of course.
 

Starke

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Twilight_guy said:
Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.
Not as much as my soul died from reading that.

I did have a GF that would perch behind me and watch me play Far Cry for no goddamn reason. The Jury's out on if that got me laid or not.
 

blankedboy

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Twilight_guy said:
Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.
Ahh, good one.

I say all the MMORPGs, and any Halo-shagging FPS. Like, for example, most of them.
 

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AlexMitu said:
I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.
Shin Megami Tensei, Professot Layton's Curious Village, and Valkyria Chronicles.