Games that won't get you laid

[sizzle949]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Sadly enough, I've known people who have gotten married because they met in WoW (they were in my guild) so I figure WoW must have gotten some people laid.

Also, with that Fallout 3 marriage mod, that must have gotten the chick who had it made laid.

But in terms of games that are an intense turn-off, I'm gonna go with DOA: Beach Volley Ball... atleast for male gamers, don't know how I'd react if I saw a girl playing it.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Exactly. Just turn the question around: which games would get you laid? Never heard someone say: "I just finished Metal Gear Solid 4, my girlfriend got all hot because of the satisfying ending, we took our clothes off and did it like seven times that night."

Playing videogames with your girlfriend ==/==> getting laid. Whatever happened to taking a girl out on a romantic date ...

 

[cainx10a]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Exactly. Just turn the question around: which games would get you laid? Never heard someone say: "I just finished Metal Gear Solid 4, my girlfriend got all hot because of the satisfying ending, we took our clothes off and did it like seven times that night."

Playing videogames with your girlfriend ==/==> getting laid. Whatever happened to taking a girl out on a romantic date ...

Had a guildie, who was having sex during a raid. And that monkey was using vent and voice-activation. Happily married and moved to europe. And no, the raid didn't go well though.

 

[Lexodus]

I think the only game that you MIGHT get laid from is Guitar Hero (or Rock Band, same difference), but that would assume that you're a college frat boy dumping jagerbombs down her throat at the same time.

My best friend and his girlfriend got together over Guitar Hero.

 

[Chipperz]

I'll start, World of Warcraft.

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

I've heard more people getting married because they met in World of Warcraft than I have for, say, Team Fortress, skippy. From the sounds of it, World of Warcraft is probably the game most likely to get you laid.

 

[ssgt splatter]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

What he said. When I read this my first thought was, "what?" My second thought was, "wait, there is a game(s) that can get you laid?"

 

[Souplex]

Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.

The account wasn't banned or anything, did you forget your password?

 

[shwnbob]

Games can get you laid? Wow I must be playing them wrong then.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

My thoughts exactly. Stupid question really.
"Yeah, I'm level 30 on Fallout...shag?"

 

[DrDeath3191]

Pick one. Any one.

 

[Jazzboy]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Guitar Hero and FFVII. (Tho its quite sad that this girl was all amazed that I could play Cliffs Of Dover on Hard, and yet didnt react at all when she walked in on me playing it on an ACTUAL guitar earlier in the day, I guess gaming IS the new rock n' roll!)

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Hey baby, you want to come over and play some Superman 64?

I somehow feel as if my soul died a little from typing that.

That is win ^
I shall try this

 

[Sassafrass]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Guitar Hero and FFVII. (Tho its quite sad that this girl was all amazed that I could play Cliffs Of Dover on Hard, and yet didnt react at all when she walked in on me playing it on an ACTUAL guitar earlier in the day, I guess gaming IS the new rock n' roll!)

How does FF VII get you laid?

[small]EDIT: yay...500 posts. [/small]

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?

Depends on whether the girl's a gamer or not

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

After getting some while watching the karate kid I'm 100% sure there is a chance to get laid with any game; just gotta find the right girl. Finding the right guy is easier done then said, all you need to do it find a crowd and throw a dart.

 

[McMarbles]

Pretty much... all of them?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

All of them. If you've got a gamer girlfriend, you're very lucky. If you are a girl gamer without a boyfriend, then just let me give you my number here...