Games that won't get you laid

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Bat Vader

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One of my friends is a gamer and he is engaged. He owns Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm for the PS3. If he can own a game like that and get engaged I think any gamer can.
 

Jazzboy

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sasquatch99 said:
Jazzboy said:
minoes said:
Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?
Guitar Hero and FFVII. (Tho its quite sad that this girl was all amazed that I could play Cliffs Of Dover on Hard, and yet didnt react at all when she walked in on me playing it on an ACTUAL guitar earlier in the day, I guess gaming IS the new rock n' roll!)
How does FF VII get you laid?
I bonded with my girlfriend over our love of FFVII, (and seething hatred of FFX)
 

oppp7

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Any of the Pokemon games. MMOs destroy social lives. Not getting laid because of them is a product of this.
 

UAProxy

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Anything by Team Ninja.

Definitely not Left 4 Dead, though. My last ex and I actually met over that game.
 

AlexMitu

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Souplex said:
AlexMitu said:
Btw, I'm not a newbie, just created a new account. Old one was "RobotoWorks", created back in August of '08.
The account wasn't banned or anything, did you forget your password?
Haha nah, I just got tired of that username. Like when people make new MySpace accounts because they want a different URL, but can't change their current one.
 

Therumancer

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Actually pretty much any game with a social component CAN in theory get you laid if you meet the right girl in your area. In general any game you play alone won't contribute to it one way or another (except reducing your chances due to playing in solitude), however people (albeit odd people) have met and even gotten married through games like World Of Warcraft and other MMORPGs, not to mention various online games with a strong co-op component.

Truthfully though I have noticed a tendency for "online multiplayer" to be less about meeting people today than playing online with people you already know. It's increasingly difficult for a genuine "nub" to meet people to game with never mind score a signifigant other purely online.

At any rate, MMOs and online communities are relatively good for this, which is why you have so many child molesters and such occasionally being nailed for trying to pick up girls online through such game systems (some like Gaia seem unusually infamous for it). Then of course you've got the flipside of the various online girls who use games to try and extort cash and favors from people. Sometimes outright camwhores (ie they get you to come flirt with them on their site with video) othertimes totally text based (though a camera oftentimes gets involved to prove they are really girls).

Indeed one of the things you'll quickly learn is that Amazon.com wish lists are not so much so your relatives know what to buy you for Christmas and birthdays anymore, but more commonly so you can buy things for your "virtual girlfriend" without ever meeting her.

Try doing a search for "girl gamer" sometime.

Understand I haven't been burnt this way before, but I know enough people who have where I'm somewhat jaded.

Still, the interwebs is a haven for sexual predators for a reason despite how that sounds. People do pick up chicks, or land jailbait that way... or wind up as a special guest star on "To Catch a Predator".
 

Aqualung

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I haven't tried to figure this out yet, as I don't want to get laid for a while. :p
 

omega 616

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Chrissyluky said:
Reuq said:
LockHeart said:
RapeLay.

[sub]What, too soon?[/sub]
Just right I think.

OT: I also am of th eopinion that no game will get you laid.
agreed no game will ever get you laid. even as a girl a game wont get me "laid" lol.
Oh, it will.

For a girl gamer, any game will get you laid.
 

QuirkyTambourine

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"Hey hun do you wanna play Portal? It's fun, like a big puzzle game, you're good at puzzles right?"

"I can't play this, I like looking at my player not being from their viewpoint"

I'm not sure what to take from that story, that game certainly didn't help me get laid but I'm not sure if it hurt either. So chalk Portal up in the Maybe Category!
 

Stormz

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Games don't stop you from getting laid. Of course if you can't communicate without bringing up a video game every 5 seconds then you may have a problem.
 

Mullahgrrl

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Game that got me laid: Sing Star, kinda.

Game that havent gotten me laid... Yet: Mount&Blade, But I have faith.

Gray zone: Psychonauts.
 

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minoes said:
Most games really. On second thought what games can get you laid?
There was a report that Guitar Hero when it first came increased teenage sex by around 10%. I don't know if it's true or not but it's interesting.