Games that would make terrible movies

[shadow_pirate22]

Pong. Other than that, any free game that you get with windows. I can see it now. "Solitaire: The Movie"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Any movie based off of Halo would ruin it. Unless they portrayed the Multiplayer aspect with a bunch of idiots running around yelling racial slurs at each other. Prehaps a comedy? THAT would be something to see.

 

[StarWolf180]

live action sonic the hedgehog, high speed scenes might look good, but the characters would look crappy

How about this, then:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a9/1118030354863.jpg

ha, thats from ytmnd right, i seen that, i thought it was funny

 

[thel1st]

The Half Life series would be utterly ruined by any movie of it.

this is true because you know hollywood would make freeman talk

freeman doesn't talk...
not for no one... and especially not "you"

 

[Koeryn]

Pong. Other than that, any free game that you get with windows. I can see it now. "Solitaire: The Movie"

Have you seen the trailers for Minesweeper? =D

Yeah. Great stuff. Still, think of my example. It would be agonizing.

Actually, someone used the Madden example and it works here. The game is solitaire, the movie follows a champion solitaire player, possible mafia stuff thrown in there, some hot actress girlfriend or something, ya know, completely glorifying the game in a way it really doesn't deserve. Exactly like football movies! It's perfect. :nod:

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Halo would make a terrible movie
The darkness would make an awesome one

I second the notion of The Darkness. It'd need one fucking awesome director though...

I third that notion, seriously that could be an epic movie.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Minesweeper...

Uh-uh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
This begs to differ.

First of all that was one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Second of all I salute you sir.

 

[Run4Covar]

Doom

 

[quiet_samurai]

PONG!!!

 

[Megatheist]

Star Ocean. Too much like Star Trek and would be compared to it...brutally so.

Doom

has no one told him? oooooo awkward.

 

[Psyco Slim]

Need For Speed.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Ooh, I know, Sim City societies. Ooooh... That movie would downright SUCK!

 

[LeonLethality]

SOTC, Movies nowadays would involve voices, maybe if it was a silent artistic film, then just maybe it would be a good movie, but wait the game is more than good enough!

 

[LeonLethality]

Star Ocean. Too much like Star Trek and would be compared to it...brutally so.

Doom

has no one told him? oooooo awkward.

Maybe it was a ironic kinda thing, y'know like he didnt like the doom movie, and as for star ocean, it was actualy inspired by star trek so you are right

(shit I double posted)

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Oblivion.
It wouldn't follow any of our stories and times playing the game hence it would hardly resemble the game at all.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Tetris

 

[Cortheya]

oblivion has a crappy story so it would make a bad movie but i think that halo could potentially be a good film, as could KOTOR provided the locked Lucas out and Warcraft has a great story that is really progressing and getting better

 

[Xhumed]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties although since it's from the FMV interactive film era of computer games, I'm not sure it counts.

 

[jayjaydoubleyou]

Well if go by every game to movie adaptation ever, all of them.

 

[kwdav]

dance dance revolution would make a terrible movie who would ever make a mo......

wait they're already making it well that makes sense