Games that you should never buy.

[Robert Mason]

Most of the games reviewed by the angry video game nerd look pretty terrible.

 

[Leitmotif]

Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

 

[martpendle]

Most of the games reviewed by the angry video game nerd look pretty terrible.

some of those have to be bought for the challenge really, look at silver surfer, i really wanna play that!

 

[martpendle]

This post is just for fun. You don't have to take it serious!!!

I know three games that are probably the most shittiest games ever. One got dumped in desert, one is unplayable x52 and one is so hard, that the japanese made a new, easy version for the rest of the world.
No. 1: E.T.
Why? Cmon ever heard of the story what happened to the E.T. games? They were so bad, that they were dumped in desert. xD

No. 2: Action 52
Why? Just look at youtube. It contains 52 games and not even one is really playable due to bugs. And if it is playable there is no sense. Just look at the videos like "Action 52 Anger" they're hilarous.

No. 3: The original Super Mario Bros. (I think it was 2, but I really don't know)
Why? Ever heard of Super Mario Frustration?

wow what is that mario video? its definatley not a cartridge game? is it a rom hack?

 

[Robert Mason]

Most of the games reviewed by the angry video game nerd look pretty terrible.

some of those have to be bought for the challenge really, look at silver surfer, i really wanna play that!

Yeah, mostly the only ones you want to play are the ones that he doesn't like because of their difficulty like superman for the n64. It looks rubbish but I really want to play it.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Its kinda old but LUNARRAGON SONG
Quite possibility one of the worst games i have ever played.
i bought it...then went back a couple of days later and sold it.\
i only got about $3 for it but i didn't care, i just wanted to get rid of it.

Seconded! I totally bought this game because I was a kid and the main characters looked kinda cool, but man was it ever shitty. I think that was probably the first time that it occurred to me that games could be just plain bad.

Agreed.
I mean i dont know what the developers were smoking when they made the game.
Making you choose between EXP and Items?
you couldn't even choose your target in battle.
I could go on but, id like to forget that game ever existed.

 

[martpendle]

Most of the games reviewed by the angry video game nerd look pretty terrible.

some of those have to be bought for the challenge really, look at silver surfer, i really wanna play that!

Yeah, mostly the only ones you want to play are the ones that he doesn't like because of their difficulty like superman for the n64. It looks rubbish but I really want to play it.

i played superman64 once on a emulator, i have to say that game is horrible, i want to buy it though just so i can get other people to play it and get dragged off to the insane asylum

 

[Sagiterios]

black and white 2. Kill it with fire, dump the ashes in the desert than nuke it from orbit. The only way to be sure.

 

[MR T3D]

despite what its sales records suggest, don't buy MW2.
one of 2 things will happen:
!) it'll make you rage with the power of a thousand suns
?) You'll try to become good at it and slowly lose grip with reality/society.

 

[martpendle]

despite what its sales records suggest, don't buy MW2.
one of 2 things will happen:
!) it'll make you rage with the power of a thousand suns
?) You'll try to become good at it and slowly lose grip with reality/society.

haha ace! love it, so very true! so very very true my trusty talking fridge! .......(over 48hours of play....)

 

[tzimize]

Final Fantasy XIII. Looks good, but in my opinion doesn't get much past that.

Agree with this one. Also dont buy MW2, its overpriced and we dont want to encourage that sort of thing.

 

[erbkaiser]

Somewhen I watched at a show at the TV about the story of Videogames. This was actually the original japanese version of some Mario. I'll check which one. And the video is so gerat....I could watch it all the time xD.

You are confused or misinformed. That is actually a ROM hack, Super Mario Frustration.

What IS however an annoying reality is the original (Japanese) Super Mario Bros 2 -- aka "The Lost Levels" in the later remakes. It is unforgivingly hard and supposedly therefore was never released outside of
Japan.

The US/EU version of SMB2 is a reskinned different game originally unrelated to the Mario series (Doki Doki Panic), but it actually changed the series in many ways. Luigi being taller than Mario came from there for example, as did some enemies like the Bob-ombs.

 

[Iwata]

E.T. on the atari 2600 or if your more modern turning point fall of liberty, its really broken and poor

I actually quite enjoyed Turning Point. It's not perfect by any means, but it sure as hell doesn't deserve the witch hunt it was submited to.

 

[Sev72]

Minesweeper, don't buy, ever.

 

[Wilbot666]

Star Trek: Away Team. What a piece of shit. I paid $5 for it and still felt ripped off.

 

[Omnific One]

JRPG's; I can't stand them.

Actually, pretty much anything set in a world with dozens of androgynous teenagers. AKA pretty much all games that use anime as the art style. I have nothing against Japanese culture, but I can't stand the sight of anime/manga.

 

[Zani]

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