Batman: Vengeance (Gamecube)
A Batman game with the art style and most of the voices of the 90's animated series. It was supposed to be brilliant.
Except... the controls were god-awful, and everything killed me in very, very short order. For this, and a few other reasons, Batman: Vengeance is likely the single worst game I have ever played.
I'm not even kidding, anyone who has played this awful, awful creation knows that this is not a game, it is a test of a person's will. A test that I, life-long gamer that I am, have failed. I think I might've made it halfway before giving up.
But yes, I really, really wanted to like it. The 90's Batman cartoon was one of the best parts of... the 90's! But then I played it and... ye gods... I became a bitter old man at the age of 16.
SSX: Blur (Wii)
I played SSX: Tricky for the Gamecube, and... well, maybe "played" isn't quite right. I wrestled with it. I struggled with it. Every successful trick, every shortcut taken, every big air, I had to work hard for them. But in the end, it's the closest thing to a sports game that I really, honestly liked. For all the explosive yelling and days wasted, it was the second game I had become addicted to in my entire life.
And then I picked up Blur for the Wii. How perfect is this concept? Use the motion-sensing controls to control your guy! Shoot, the art style was updated a little, everybody looked great, my favorite characters were still there... this was going to be great!
One little problem: The controls didn't *&^%ing work. At. All. At all! And you had best believe I tried to work with them. Turning gently, turning hard, turning the nun-chuck so far this or that way. Nothing doing, my guy still refused to turn at any more than a long, gentle curve. And doing tricks? Best of luck, sparky.
... So much money, wasted. So much potential, wasted.
A Batman game with the art style and most of the voices of the 90's animated series. It was supposed to be brilliant.
Except... the controls were god-awful, and everything killed me in very, very short order. For this, and a few other reasons, Batman: Vengeance is likely the single worst game I have ever played.
I'm not even kidding, anyone who has played this awful, awful creation knows that this is not a game, it is a test of a person's will. A test that I, life-long gamer that I am, have failed. I think I might've made it halfway before giving up.
But yes, I really, really wanted to like it. The 90's Batman cartoon was one of the best parts of... the 90's! But then I played it and... ye gods... I became a bitter old man at the age of 16.
SSX: Blur (Wii)
I played SSX: Tricky for the Gamecube, and... well, maybe "played" isn't quite right. I wrestled with it. I struggled with it. Every successful trick, every shortcut taken, every big air, I had to work hard for them. But in the end, it's the closest thing to a sports game that I really, honestly liked. For all the explosive yelling and days wasted, it was the second game I had become addicted to in my entire life.
And then I picked up Blur for the Wii. How perfect is this concept? Use the motion-sensing controls to control your guy! Shoot, the art style was updated a little, everybody looked great, my favorite characters were still there... this was going to be great!
One little problem: The controls didn't *&^%ing work. At. All. At all! And you had best believe I tried to work with them. Turning gently, turning hard, turning the nun-chuck so far this or that way. Nothing doing, my guy still refused to turn at any more than a long, gentle curve. And doing tricks? Best of luck, sparky.
... So much money, wasted. So much potential, wasted.