Games, three words.

[Broken Blade]

Edit:

Jak and Daxter:
Beat sh*t up.

Jak 2&3:
Shoot.Shit.Up.

Jak X (which most of the time I pretend doesn't exist)
Crash shit up.

 

[Hey Joe]

DEUS EX 2
Aww man, really?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

FEAR - Nonkillable Creepy Girl

Or, alternately:

F.E.A.R.
She's my MOMMY?!

 

[Voodoo Child]

Mario Party # (5+): Just die already.

Blazing Angels: SHOOT. SOMEONE. ELSE.

Command and Conquer 3: Bloke from Lost.

Guitar Hero: On Tour: Not Bloody Likely!

Metal Gear Solid 2: Need. Scissors. 61!

 

[Frosk]

Hah, Got a better Crackdown one.
For Greater Good.

Zero Wing or whatever:
For Great Justice.... *ducks and covers head *

What you say?

Sorry, but Zero Wing should be:

All your base


Descent:
Mines, robots, destroy
or
360, degree, movement

COD4:
Enemies spam nades
Veteran overly difficult

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Prince of Persia (Sands trilogy):
Awesome Time Control.
(Had to cheat a bit for this one.)

Surely
Control. Awesome Time

 

[PaulLAD]

Turok

Run, fuck, DINOSAUR!

 

[Piorn]

Metal Gear Solid

tactical, espionage, action.
or
Totall fucking badass
or
Endless. Metal. Robots.
or
old. dude. kills.
or
sweet. intracite. story.
or
Eating. Raw. Flesh
or
Close. Quarters. Combat
or
Beauty and beast
or
tranquilized gaurds everywhere
or
Never stop looking.

or
Snake? Snake! Snaaaaake!!!
(*dies* >.<)

 

[Hey Joe]

OBLIVION
Fear my sword!

 

[propertyofcobra]

WH40k: Soulstorm: Worse. Than. Crusade.
WH40k: Dark Crusade: Waagh! Da Orkz!

C&D Generals: Fuck. Jarmen. Kell.

Soul Calibur franchise: Impractical. Bouncy. Big.

DoA franchise: Impractical. Bouncy. Huge. (Alt: HOLY GAZONGAS BATMAN!)

Final Fantasy: Keep Pressing X. (Alt: Big Spiky Hair. Alt: Five Minute Summons. Alt: One Winged Angel)

Wife suggestion: Metal Gear: Love the Box

Mercenaries, playground of destruction: Huge. Awesome. Explosions.

Siren/Far Cry: WHAT KILLED ME?!!! (Alt: Too fucking hard. Alt: Fuck this shit. Alt: Player hating goodness)

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Oblivion:
Boredom. Related. Suicide.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings

Spastic difficulty curve.

 

[GreatVladmir]

TES IV Oblivion: Wolves with Forks

TES III Morrowind: Player vs World

Homeworld 2: Best RTS Ever

Halflife : Glasses, Grunts and Grenades

Halo Combat Evolved: Combat Evoled, Backwards

System Shock 2: Pant Shitting Simulator

 

[AussiePat]

Every non-spinoff Mario game ever:
Jump on stuff

Duke Nukem Forever:
In your dreams

Resident Evil:
AAARRRRGHH! RUN! ZOMBIES!

 

[Writerling]

Fable I:
Utterly Over-hyped (I know that's two words techincally, but it SOUNDS like three )

Knights Of The Old Republic I & II:
Fact: Fucking Awesome

Neverwinter Nights:
Nice but average

Zelda Series:
Hacky Slashy Puzzler

 

[Broken Blade]

I don't know if someone said this already, but I'm going to do it anyway?

Heavenly Sword:
Hacky slashy maimathon.

and?

Ninety-Nine Nights
Dull hacky slashy.

 

[tagMaverick]

Guild Wars [MMO]
Awaiting Worthy Opponent.

(more of a high end pvp joke XD)

 

[Saskwach]

Beyond Good and Evil:
Photo, then fight

Sounds a bit like Bioshock to me.

Sins of a Solar Empire
Weird learning curve.

Defcon
Love the bomb.

 

[noob skill]

Ninja Gaiden
-kill or die
or
-dont mess up
or
-hack and slash
or
-ninjas killed you
or
-magic dragon swords