Games, three words.

[Alphavillain]

ASSASSIN'S CREED
You Dirty Thief!

 

[Alphavillain]

GRAN TURISMO PROLOGUE
Where's the rest?

 

[Alphavillain]

GTA4
Try your luck

 

[Alphavillain]

UEFA 2008
Rooney free zone

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

EVE Online
Space is Dangerous

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Streets Of Rage (2)
Best Fighter Ever

 

[The Franco]

Here's a few for some of my favorite games, and sometimes I'll mock an entire series of games but not exactly say so:

Diablo
Click Clickity Click.

Super Smash Brothers
Fuck you, Pikachu.

Zelda
Just die already.
Seriously? Eight Dungeons?
Stupid fucking hat.
What?! Eleven dungeons?!

Starcraft
Click Clickity Click.

Conkers Bad Fur Day
So...much...poo.
Cockney Dung Beatles.
Fucking Hate Cats.

Resident Evil 4
Spain is creepy.

GTA IV
Fly through Windshields.
Car drops grenades.

Sonic 2
Scariest water ever.

Call of Duty 4
Awesomely stupid mustache.
Camps around corners.

Guitar Hero
Plink Plank Plonk.

World of Warcraft
Clique Clique-ity Clique.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Call of Duty 4
2 many bad guys (...2 isn't a word, ha-HA!)

Team Fortess 2
SO...MUCH....BLOOD
WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
scouts are piss
pyros are annoying

Half life 2 series
damn fast zombies
damn fast zombies
fucking fast zombies
hate fast zombies
BURN FAST ZOMBIES
BURN DAMMIT BURN
*twitch*

Portal
"the cake's a lie" is used to damn much (thats 9 but I don't care)

Battlefiled series (especialy 1942/vietnam)
anyone/everyone in tanks
god. damn. tanks.
jeeps. hit-and-run. kick-from-server

 

[boyitsme95]

Spore: STILL not out?

 

[Colodomoko]

Far Cry 2: Game of year!
: Epic action adventure!
: Freedom of choice!

Legend of Spyro 3: Graphics are Hot!
: More fighting styles!

GTA4: Love the Game!
: Stupid online drunks!!!

 

[Batadon]

All the newer Zeldas....

Damn water temple >_<

 

[Vrikk]

Earthbound

1.) Hippies
2.) Baseball (bat)
3.) Rape

 

[Anarchemitis]

Call of Duty 4
2 many bad guys (...2 isn't a word, ha-HA!)

Team Fortess 2
SO...MUCH....BLOOD
WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
scouts are piss
pyros are annoying

Half life 2 series
damn fast zombies
damn fast zombies
fucking fast zombies
hate fast zombies
BURN FAST ZOMBIES
BURN DAMMIT BURN
*twitch*

Also,
Poor little Lazlo!
Fricken Fast Zombies!
Floor Turrets=Fun
Fricken Head-Humpers
Fricken Fast Zombies!
bind f "ent_setname burnme; wait; ent_fire burnme ignite"

 

[WolfMage]

I got more.

Mirror's Edge:
Don't Look Down.

God Of War:
"Fuck You" Button.

 

[JackofTrades]

Doom - Badass with shotgun
Half life 2 - Mute swings crowbar
Bioshock - Scuba Steve killer
Devil may cry - Half-breed Demon Rapist (not in the weird way in the "I just over pwned you" way)
Morrowind - City slaying asshole (Good times...)
Fable - Angels Loves Whores (Pure good loves the bordello )
GTA 4 - Shotguns hurt lots
Splinter Cell - I'm a ninja! (Chaos Theory anyone?)
Mass effect - I fucked marians ("Do it" with any thing that moves?)
Metal Gear soild - bandanna equals death! (The pure truth with a grenade launcher!)

 

[Ragweed]

Assassin's Creed:
Crusade Era Ninja

Okami:
Sumi-e Style Masterpiece

Portal:
Lost The Cake

Bioshock:
Freaky Underwater Dsytopia

 

[Fiskmasen]

Fallout 3:
Oblivion with Guns


(Goddamn you, Bethesda)