Games, three words.

[GenHellspawn]

I Wanna Be The Guy
*Smashes keyboard violently*

 

[Hoanui]

SSX Tricky:

Tricky, Tricky, Trrrricky!

 

[Zombie_King]

World of Warcraft-
One more level...

Assasin's Creed-
Fight. Run. Hide.

 

[flyingh1ppo]

assassins creed-
really strong drunks
super strong retards
amazingly annoying beggars
stop throwing rocks
run from guards

Halo 3-
TOO MUCH LIGHT
online- HATE SHOTTY SNIPERS

CoD4 online-
What killed me?
Headshots dont work
Killed through wall
pissing me off
snipers go die!
I HATE MARTYRDOM!!!!

Rainbow six vegas-
cool cover system
scope on anything
running man sucks
pussies use shields

Bioshock
kick ass game
lots of guns
bee shooting hands
trapbolts are fun
Put camera away
pull out wrench
scary in beggining
awesome ragdoll effect

 

[JD4566]

Call of Duty 4
Death.By.Nuke

GTA IV
Trees.Equal.God.

Mass Effect
Over.Hyped.Sex.

Spore
Fuck!Delayed.Again.

Fable 2
Stop.Promising.Things.

 

[Tanner fool]

katamari damaci

ball.

havoc.

genius

 

[AlphaWolf13]

World of Warcraft
Coloring-Book No Lines

(Sorry, couldn't think of anyway to shorten it!!)

Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
Camera Angles DEATH

 

[Gitsnik]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Freaking. Invisible. Bloodsucker.

Sonic:
Blue. Spiky. Ball.

(This is a movie not a game, sorry - but I couldn't resist):
Indiana Jones:
Mother. Freaking. Aliens.

And finally, didn't see this so hope noone beat me to it:

Portal
Jump. Through. Holes.

 

[Omnidum]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
What? Invincible skeletons?!
This happened two times in a row.


Fable
I'm 65? How?

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Lego Indiana Jones:
Cute plasticy goodness

Devil May Cry 4:
Whiny spiky emo

Halo 3:
Gets old fast

Duke Nukem Forever:
Never coming out

Bioshock:
Would you kindly

 

[Omnidum]

Unreal 2: The Awakening
I am confusing.

 

[CartoonHead]

All games.

Good. Time. Waster.

 

[zacaron]

Para-world
dino's with mini-guns

 

[Omnidum]

Black & White 2
Go Smash Them!

Just about any Sam & Max game
No shooting? Why?

 

[Erana]

Harvest moon:
Smash. The. Eggs.

 

[FURY_007]

GTA
Gimme. that. Car

Metal Slug
just. like. crack.

Duke Nukem Forever
are. they. serious?

Contra
The. Konomi. Code

 

[DougNotDougie]

Black ad white 1 & 2
Best Games Ever

 

[FURY_007]

Quake 2
Pass My Shotgun

Starcraft
No Rush 20min.

 

[Graustein]

I Wanna be the guy:
Winners lack lives

Pokemon:
X used Y!

Mario:
Just stop already

Legend of Zelda:
Ganondorf won't die

Megaman:
Hold right, fire

Portal:
You KILLED it!

Metroid:
Bomb arbitrary places

 

[Ogmobot]

Jumper Redux:
Death unless perfection.