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Lufia Erim

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I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
 

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Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
Female characters have always been part of Gears of War. A minority, true, but still there.
 

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Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
http://i.imgur.com/JU2hzVg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTKGYoLmrU4/maxresdefault.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/c/c3/Queen_Myrrah_Gears_3_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124065908

All of them appear in the first game.

Also, it's only a wet dream if women are attracted to ugly, foul mouthed, moody and angry assholes. I can't say I know very many who do.
 

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If it's a game with no female characters, I would go with Tetris. Then again, that game doesn't have a male character either.

The original Mario Brothers. Pong was also genderless. I am tempted to say Pac-Man. Isn't Pinky a female ghost?

Someone mentioned sports games, I'm sure those games show female fans in the audience. I played a couple of sports games this weekend. So, I am pretty sure this is true for most sports game. Come to think about it, I remember Tecmo Bowl had cheerleaders in the game.

You really have to dig deep for find games with just men in them.
 

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Hah, just poked in to see if it was who I thought it would be. Can't get them pesky womenz in the vidya gaems
 

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Also I guess the old Soldier of Fortune didn't have any women? I can't remember.
I distinctly remember murdering a maid in that game...

Also, 1337 posts! I don't think this is the thread in which I envisioned this milestone taking place.
 

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...was there a lady in Tie Fighter? Honestly can't remember.

And are we counting ladies that could be replaced by a shiny rock without having any impact on the game?
 

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Space Invaders? Galaga? Castle Adventure? Why are we even discussing this?
I get the feeling it was intended as bait. Like we were supposed to react with shock and horror and accuse the OP of being sexist because we're all easily-offended reactionary essjayws.

I mean, they probably are, if only because I can't think of anyone unironically referring to a "feminist and SJW crowd" who wasn't, but still. No discussion intended.
 

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Also, 1337 posts! I don't think this is the thread in which I envisioned this milestone taking place.
What's special about that number?
 

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erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
http://i.imgur.com/JU2hzVg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTKGYoLmrU4/maxresdefault.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/c/c3/Queen_Myrrah_Gears_3_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124065908

All of them appear in the first game.

Also, it's only a wet dream if women are attracted to ugly, foul mouthed, moody and angry assholes. I can't say I know very many who do.
Have you seen the men women date? They love fouled mouth moody angry assholes.
 

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...was there a lady in Tie Fighter? Honestly can't remember.

And are we counting ladies that could be replaced by a shiny rock without having any impact on the game?
The leader of the rebels, whose name I can't remember right now, showed up in on of the cut scenes, negotiating with Harkov about his defection.
 

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Lufia Erim said:
erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
http://i.imgur.com/JU2hzVg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTKGYoLmrU4/maxresdefault.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/c/c3/Queen_Myrrah_Gears_3_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124065908

All of them appear in the first game.

Also, it's only a wet dream if women are attracted to ugly, foul mouthed, moody and angry assholes. I can't say I know very many who do.
Have you seen the men women date? They love fouled mouth moody angry assholes.
I notice you glazed over the part where I pointed out that Gears of War men are ugly. And they are. Ugly as fucking sin. Also, I'd be hesitant on stereotyping an entire gender if I were you.
 

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NeutralDrow said:
Canadamus Prime said:
Space Invaders? Galaga? Castle Adventure? Why are we even discussing this?
I get the feeling it was intended as bait. Like we were supposed to react with shock and horror and accuse the OP of being sexist because we're all easily-offended reactionary essjayws.

I mean, they probably are, if only because I can't think of anyone unironically referring to a "feminist and SJW crowd" who wasn't, but still. No discussion intended.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Now you'll have to excuse me, I have to introduce my face to the table. *wham*
 

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erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
http://i.imgur.com/JU2hzVg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTKGYoLmrU4/maxresdefault.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/c/c3/Queen_Myrrah_Gears_3_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124065908

All of them appear in the first game.

Also, it's only a wet dream if women are attracted to ugly, foul mouthed, moody and angry assholes. I can't say I know very many who do.
Have you seen the men women date? They love fouled mouth moody angry assholes.
I notice you glazed over the part where I pointed out that Gears of War men are ugly. And they are. Ugly as fucking sin. Also, I'd be hesitant on stereotyping an entire gender if I were you.
Ha fair point. While beauty is subjective, i will accord you that one. Also im generalizing obviously, do i really need a diclaimer for that? Hell Some women even date women. Some dont date at all! I could make a full list of exceptions but that defeats the purpose of generalizing.
 

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Lufia Erim said:
erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
erttheking said:
Lufia Erim said:
I don't remember any women in Gears of war. Actually, i don't remember much about that game other than big burly men. A womans wet dream right?
http://i.imgur.com/JU2hzVg.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WTKGYoLmrU4/maxresdefault.jpg

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gearsofwar/images/c/c3/Queen_Myrrah_Gears_3_Art.png/revision/latest?cb=20120124065908

All of them appear in the first game.

Also, it's only a wet dream if women are attracted to ugly, foul mouthed, moody and angry assholes. I can't say I know very many who do.
Have you seen the men women date? They love fouled mouth moody angry assholes.
I notice you glazed over the part where I pointed out that Gears of War men are ugly. And they are. Ugly as fucking sin. Also, I'd be hesitant on stereotyping an entire gender if I were you.
Ha fair point. While beauty is subjective, i will accord you that one. Also im generalizing obviously, do i really need a diclaimer for that? Hell Some women even date women. Some dont date at all! I could make a full list of exceptions but that defeats the purpose of generalizing.
Sorry, sorry. Poe's law and all that.
 

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I think if STALKER happen today. it would be eaten alive by feminist and SJW crowd for not having a female character.
Check it out. I found the ulterior motive behind this thread.

Also, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is a 10 year old game. How long do you think feminists have been around for? Genuine question.
 

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Does Robopit count? I mean, their robots, but at least one of them has a girl's name and I can't remember if there was a narrator.

Just how finicky are we looking to get. Would a fighting game count if all the fighters were male but there's a sprite of a lady in the background as decoration?
 

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Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold. That's about the only one I can *really* think of off the top of my head. Maybe the Heretic and Hexen, though admittedly I can't really remember much about the enemies/friendlies in those games.

I was initially thinking Raptor: Call of the Shadows given you play as and fight enemy ships, but you've also got the option to have a female avatar which *technically* counts.

What a weird discussion topic.

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Minecraft?

Female animals for breeding don't count, because they don't retain anything and any two animals can breed.
Witches are ladies, I think? Though given the regular villagers are apparently monogendered and reproduce semi-asexually...

Xsjadoblayde said:
Genital jousting?
You say that, but given the penises can give birth...
 

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Rollercoaster Tycoon 1 & 2.

Although that is not entirely true; while all the guests have the same face, one I'd call male if I had to choose, if one chooses the option having them named people's names instead of having them named "guest #1", "guest #2" etc. some get women's name.

It wouldn't surprise me if The Escapists(no relation to this website) and Prison Architect also fulfills the criteria; I haven't watched enough let's plays of those titles to tell.