I am obviously the best at League of Legends. Just ignore my less than super win/loss ratio. I keep getting all these stupid noob teams!
Joking aside my Irelia is actually pretty good. She's the only person I can farm effectively with under my tower. So instead of raging over losing CS because this dick is pushing (and they always push and my jungler never fucking shows up) I can farm in complete safety! Fuck you Volibear! The joke's on you!
Oh yeah and I can dive onto the enemy carry when she's in the mid of her team, get the kill regardless of any kind of protection because fuck bitches, Irelia has her amazing Ionian Fervor passive then jump out with Flash. Trololol
I can also play a mean Fiora solo top but she's sort of unfair against most tops. Especially the ones that use autoattacks a lot. Yeah 1v1 the girl whose subtitle is "The Grand Duelist" it'll totally work out well for you.
No really, her ult makes all 1v1s hers from the get go especially early/mid game, even win 2v1s if you use it in a clever way. She does damage, she can't take damage, she sticks on you if you try and run from it, her opponent loses 2 seconds worth of autoattacks and any ability damage they tried to use and she can tower dive you with it no problem!
Oh then her second or third Riposte should be off cooldown at that point. Good luck with that.