"What's this? Looks like some dumb Medieval Fantasy game thing, but it's on sale so..."
One week later:
"Mwahahah! ~I'm cutting down the villagers, cutting down the villagers, burning the village burn burn burn!~ My Empire will spread from the Tundras of the Vaegirs, to the Mountains of the Rhodoks! I will rule all! Charging into battle with Board shield and Bastard Sword in hand, cutting the enemy down one by one!"
One week later:
"Mwahahah! ~I'm cutting down the villagers, cutting down the villagers, burning the village burn burn burn!~ My Empire will spread from the Tundras of the Vaegirs, to the Mountains of the Rhodoks! I will rule all! Charging into battle with Board shield and Bastard Sword in hand, cutting the enemy down one by one!"