Games you know will never come in your lifetime

[ae86gamer]

Shenmue 3. I just wanna play it.. ;.;

 

[LightningBanks]

sonic adventure 3. Hopefully sega will find the formula to the 1st 2 underneath an old desk or something, so they can realise why they were so good, and how the modern ones are awful.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Guitar Hero - Justin Bieber edition.
George Bush's Brain Training.
Westboro Baptist Church presents Singstar - Village people edition.
Postal 3 with Jack Thompson in the lead role.
Scribblenauts featuring Mohammed
Fear Effect 3 with two gay guys in the lead roles.
A rushed WOW 2 with no multiplayer.
Rock Star novelty classics - with a plastic cowbell, kazoo, stylophone, didgeridoo, ukelele, glockenspiel and theramin. Cost - around $500
A complete EA game with no DLC
Sim city Croydon
Industrial Packing Materials Tycoon.
Metal Gear Solid for PS Move - Cardboard box sold seperately.
To Catch a Predator for Kinect - features the return of Milo (too far?)
GTA Surrey - you walk around the town being slightly anti social and dropping litter and lose if an old woman tuts audibly.
Saw - High School Musical edition.
Gran Turismo 6 - Hybrid and electric vehicles only.
Fallout zero - set before the war, it follows your entirely normal life in a call centre.
The Final Fantasy.
Minecraft - Chilean DLC
FIFA Extreme - 22 guys one cup.
Crysis 3 - Minimum specs - 1 Large Hadron Collider
Duke Nukem Forever

 

[FFHAuthor]

A modern X-Com Strategy game.
A decent grand strategy Game set in the Star Wars Universe.
A grand strategy game set in the Star Trek Universe.
A piracy game set in the Star Wars universe.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

One more in case I hadn't offended someone yet:

Cooking Mama - Jeffrey Dahmer edition - PETA approved!

ah go on then...

Phoenix Wright - The Iraq War featuring unlockable Tony Blair.
Team Fortress 3 - with all new HD realism, all characters based on genuine soldiers, digitized directly into the game for added realism, because we all want more realism in our games.

Here's one that could happen, Daily Drop - the iphone app! Stick all the videos on in iphone resolution and control the speed and direction or playback with the tilt

Thanks, no need to send me cash, just a credit on the app is fine, I'm sure.

 

[Death God]

A good game based off a movie. Seriously, how many movie related games are as well thought out as the movie. Someday hopefully, when virtual reality games are a norm for all gamers, we will have a good movie based game.

 

[WorldCritic]

Final Fantasy C, if they do make it up to that number, it will be a day to remember.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Six days in falluga
hitman 5
highlander the game
although 6 days in fallugha was said to be comming out but no trailers or ads have been shown so i think this was just a rumor

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

A Fable game that actually does everything Peter Molyneux says it will.

 

[Azellus]

Monster Hunter Frontier.

I mean I still do believe that it will hopefully be released in EU one day... but I'm starting to lose hope

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Calumon: Tetris 3D.

...Hate to break it to you but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3D_Tetris

 

[TheTaco007]

Chromehounds 2.

Or really any other good mech game.

WHY SEGA, WHYYYY???

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Twilight: the Video Game!!

Too Late

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scene_It%3F_Twilight

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Fallout: Washington.

*ahem* Fallout 3?

EDIT: Since when was there another Washington?

You did that just to fuck with us, didn't you?

No, I didn't. I figure that my fellow Escapists would know a thing or two about fucking geography. As you can see by my posts in this thread, the IS another Washington, the REAL ONE. It's called Washington, the other one is called Washington D.C. Fuck.

ok lets see how much you know about my country, england, what part of the country is peterborough in?

You guys are both wrong, Washington was a dude. He wrote the Constitution and the Star-Spangled Banner.

And then saved America from the Hitlers

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

A good game based off a movie. Seriously, how many movie related games are as well thought out as the movie. Someday hopefully, when virtual reality games are a norm for all gamers, we will have a good movie based game.

You ever played Scott Pilgrim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAY4vNJd7A8

 

[ultrachicken]

A fantasy RPG set in the post-colonized Americas.

 

[Death God]

A good game based off a movie. Seriously, how many movie related games are as well thought out as the movie. Someday hopefully, when virtual reality games are a norm for all gamers, we will have a good movie based game.

You ever played Scott Pilgrim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAY4vNJd7A8

Well, damn. I've been beat then. Never thought a game would actually do the movie justice until this.

 

[EllEzDee]

Conker's Bad furday: Nut buster-a-plenty.

That's what it's called!
In an old gaming mag, i remember an advert with "lights out, deserter" and a war-geared squirrel targetting some other small animal with a sniper rifle. Always wanted to know what the hell the game was, but there it is! Awesome, thanks.

I made that title up. lol

The only game that came after Conker's bad furday was Conker: live and reloaded.

I meant the prefix name Are all the Bad Furday games ww2 themed? If not, it would have had to be Live and Reloaded.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Twilight: the Video Game!!

Too Late

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scene_It%3F_Twilight

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!