Games you suck at

[jackiebrown22222]

First Person Shooters. I barely ever play them, and when I do I never play online because in my experiences, all that's waited for me was complete ownage and little, annoying, shit-talking kids. I just don't have the reflexes I guess.

Any racer that isn't Burnout or Mario Kart. I'm either too bored to play for more than 1 minute, or my car just slides off the road.

RTSs. I find spending hours gathering resources in order to build things boring. Which is why whenever I played Starcraft or Age of Empires, I just entered cheats.

Survival Horror. Too freaking scary. I hardly made it through the Condemned 2 and Siren: Blood Curse demos. Weird, considering I've never once gotten scared watching a horror movie ever in my life.

 

[Eyclonus]

I'm just saying ignore the GoodFriend, he's just spamming and the links all have trojans waiting at the end or hiding in the software if you download them.

 

[TommyGun465]

I suck at most Xbox games, because i cant control the two joysticks at the same time.why are they so damn far from each other!

 

[the monopoly guy]

all except
Battleield series
Ratchet and clank series
Bioschock
TF2 after playing for a few hours straight
CoD4 right when I start playing
Burnout

 

[mark_n_b]

there's one called guitar hero and there's another called any fps ever created.

 

[josh797]

I suck at console FPSs. I hate it, because people will say "Girls suck at FPSs"* but I'm fine at them if I'm using a mouse. The joysticks are just too tricky for me to catch onto immediately. I still have a lot of fun though, mostly because I'm willing to laugh at myself.

*This has happened 4 times. Really, are there that few girls playing that I have to represent an entire gender?

hell yeah, i suck with the joysticks, i seem to be incapable of fine motor control with joysticks. its only in fps though cuz of the exacting nature of them. with mouse and keyboard i can rock shit in most fps but i cant play any fps with a gamepad. i suck with them. i think joysticks are not an exacting input device. anyone agree? other than larenxis of course :-D

 

[josh797]

And Starcraft. I've actually managed to beat the campaign mode. but whenever I feel like logging online for a few matches I always seem to be the first person to die in the room. It always goes down along the lines of "Alright, I've saved up enough minerals to make some Marines to put in my bunkers. Now lets build and engineering bay so I can upgrade them up a bit and.... HOLY SHIT! Hows does this guy already have Ultralisks and a full team of Mutalisks?! Is this even possible?! He has a full fledged army and I've barely gotten ten marines! What Black Magic is this?!"
Oh well, it's still a fun game.

this happened to me online with starcraft a couple o times and so i gave up with online. i feel like there must be some vitally important hack that im missing that everyone else knows. oh well :-( wake me when rts become more than resource management. anyone know if there is some unspoken hack that im missing that would help me be competitive?

 

[apmpnmdslkbk]

Every RTS in the world and street fighter (even though the street fighter series is one of my favorite series ever.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Guitar Hero... Even playing easy at the slowest mode I couldn't do it. I blame the fact it was my first time xD

 

[Royzy]

I sucked at Deus Ex. I'm a big fps fan, but (admittedly I didn't play for long) I couldn't get to grips with Deus Ex. I would die again, and again, and again. I think I got as far as inside of the statue of liberty.

 

[Drmortuss]

I love playing RTS games but yet I end up losing every game I play, guess I just love laughing at myself for it.

Oh and I used to suck at fighting games, not so much now...

 

[Rolynpwns]

I'm not a bad gamer per se (in fact I was once complimented how well I could do the more difficult levels in GTA) but I'm inpatient most of the time. I set the difficult down so I spend less time struggling against enemies. I also tend to miss key items and areas in games due to my inpatience.

My RPG super OCD friend always tells me how much I suck at some games because I always miss stuff trying to get past the harder parts. RE4, for example. I first played it at my RPG loving friend's house and he practically yelled at me for missing an ammo drop because I was scared shitless of the chainsaw guy chasing after me. Anyway, as for games I suck at, CS:S is definitely the only game I really suck at right now.

 

[TJ rock 101]

And Starcraft. I've actually managed to beat the campaign mode. but whenever I feel like logging online for a few matches I always seem to be the first person to die in the room. It always goes down along the lines of "Alright, I've saved up enough minerals to make some Marines to put in my bunkers. Now lets build and engineering bay so I can upgrade them up a bit and.... HOLY SHIT! Hows does this guy already have Ultralisks and a full team of Mutalisks?! Is this even possible?! He has a full fledged army and I've barely gotten ten marines! What Black Magic is this?!"
Oh well, it's still a fun game.

this happened to me online with starcraft a couple o times and so i gave up with online. i feel like there must be some vitally important hack that im missing that everyone else knows. oh well :-( wake me when rts become more than resource management. anyone know if there is some unspoken hack that im missing that would help me be competitive?

There must be a bug going around that slows down time for innocent players... i like playing matches against the computer on starcraft but on battle.net my defences are blown to hell in seconds during the first attack and i die trying to hide in an allies base ether that or they kill all my workers (its noobish and just about the only thing you cant defend from)

Blizzard seem to like this idea by putting units into starcraft 2 that can do it like adding 1+1 together, they gave terrans guys with jet packs to let them just jump over cliffs and air units that fire a barrage of missiles that will wipe out like 5 workers each shot and you will die really fast and the protoss have giant walkers that just step over water and cliffs into you base and they have teleporting vehicles. *crys*

 

[Monarch of Greenwich]

All most every RTS I've played.

 

[Alphavillain]

Any game that involves patience and/or hand-eye coordination. So pretty much all games.

 

[Eyclonus]

 

[Sgt. Dante]

I suck at console FPSs. I hate it, because people will say "Girls suck at FPSs"*

*This has happened 4 times. Really, are there that few girls playing that I have to represent an entire gender?

My GF's pretty good at Killzone on the PS2.

It's an oldie but I was terrible at Alpha Centurai, didn't understand what i was suposed to be doing or how to do it for anything past the first few turns. I'm generaly not very good at RTS games, with the exception of the Dawn of War series.

 

[Sasha Janre]

I'm terrible at FPSes. The only game close to an FPS that I finished was a third-person shooter and that was Dirge of Cerberus now let's not get started on how I didn't realize you could upgrade the gun. It's just massive fail.

Also, puzzle heavy games like Professor Layton or Zelda kick my ass a bit. XD; THERE I SAID IT.

 

[Llasnad]

Fast paced FPS games online (Halo, TF2, ect). Why I play America's Army, slower paced, no running and gunning, and a lot more realism then most any other FPS game out there. And it is free.