Games you'd like Yahtzee to give ZP reviews on.

[skitzo van]

Pac-man

 

[Headbiter]

I loved that game, but it was full of holes already just from bugs and unfinished development.

Unfortunately I think that's the reason why we wouldn't enjoy a Bloodlines-review much, especially since most of us who liked the game know about it's giant flaws, especially towards the end. (Yeah, being forced to fight the Kuei Jin-twins with no fighting-skill over 2 and the only weapon being a pea-shooter with a ridiculous amount of ammo is hilla-ha-ha-harious).
Although a sarcastic remark about the....interesting amount of fan-patches would probably be worth it.
And he could rag off about Activision being A-holes. Still hate them for that idiotic decision and the reasoning behind it. Greedy pri...ähm, pickles.

What I personally would like to see, even though I remember Yahtzee's scorn towards people who "like to tell [him] how to do [his] job":

Aliens vs Predator (3): Still to come out, but I actually liked the first AvP very much and thought that it really let you imerse into the roles of each of the three races and I think Yahtzee has enough of knowledge and/or interest in those franchises that he could judge that game correctly

StarCraft 2: Yeah, yeah, RTS, throw your bottles at me, but StarCraft was indeed a great RTS, despite the shitty pathfinding and the completely retarded approach to hero-units. So I'm really curious about the sequel, though a bit worried because of that episode-format.
I'm aware that his one RTS-review didn'tmake him appreciate the genre much, but joining Halo Wars as your entry is pretty much a shitty idea in and of itself. And although it's popular to hate Blizzard because they have money, I dare to say that they get that whole Balance and strategy-thing a itsy bit better.

And last but not least a retrospective-review:
Outcast - because there was so much controversy about that game. I think indeed it was great, felt natural and had a great sense of humor and irony on typical PC-games-mechanics (even explained the lack of women ^^). But there were quite some disputes: Some claim the Voxel-technology made everything look natural and round, others said it made everything look like someone puked atthe screen. Some claim the characters were well designed and funny, others dubbed them plain annoying. Some said the thing with the native language was interesting and immersive others claim it was just irritating and so on.
I think it would be interesting to hear his opinion about it.

Oh and it was one of the few cames which had a well-made german version. And Manfred Lehmann's voice (german voiceactor for Bruce Willis) for Cutter Slade was just perfect ^^

 

[littlecrow]

I'd like to see Legend of Dragoon, yeah it's an old game but I still like it.

 

[Disaster Button]

Any Dawn of War, but I know it won't happen because he's a RTS Nazi.

 

[MercurySteam]

Batman Arkham Asylum, I'd like to see his take on the "greatest comic book game ever"

He already has.

 

[Ckeesy]

Either Borderlands or The Sabator(sp). I wouldn't mind a Godfather 2 review, but I'm thinking that game might be a bit below his radar.

 

[Woem]

Planescape: Torment. I'm curious what he'd do with the story and its oddball characters. Actually, Yahtzee has a whole lot in common with Morte.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Hmmm... I'd like to see him review Okami on either Wii or PS2 (His choice, obviously.), Shadow of the Colossus, Resident Evil 4 (Yes, I know, he threw this one a bone but gimme a break.) and I'ma throw these in just to be cruel, Final Fantasy X, One Piece: Pirate's Carnival, and Tenchu: Shadow Assassins on the Wii.

I thought he did Shadow of the Colossus?

He mentions it in the Crysis review, but not a full review.

Edit: Damn, too late >_> Woops.

I was about to say just that!

 

[nicholaxxx]

there was a thread here before about this. but I'm too lazy to find it

OT: Borderlands or The Saboteur.

 

[Dragoonit]

def. borderlands

 

[brighteye]

I swear that i get a boner thinking about him ripping World of friggin Warcraft apart.
Dont get me wrong, i spent almost 2 years in azeroth, but the screaming of the fanboys is like music to my ears.

 

[dwoo21]

Batman Arkham Asylum, I'd like to see his take on the "greatest comic book game ever"

He already has.

Well that was a short wait, thanks!
hmmmm now what game to pick...Saboteur definitely

 

[Naeo]

Phantom Dust.

"It's very pretty and shiny and all but every mission is the same god damned thing," followed by or punctuated (ba-dum-psh) with various references.

 

[teijakool]

Good old ones:
No One Lives Forever (either 1 or 2, or both)
Max Payne (as above)
World of Warcraft, though that is just about too simple

 

[Charli]

I would chain him to his desk and make him review 40 or so JRPGS. Why? Giggles mostly.
(This is me being funny, stop greedily hovering your mouse over the quote button...I mean it! Back the arrow OFF it...)

He's already kinda done a review of WoW if you piece together, his mentions through out his videos.

I'd like to maybe see him rip into a few Free MMO's ...just to see. Might be interesting.
I'll go with that, can be any.

 

[jboking]

...5 days a stranger...7 days a skeptic...Trilby notes...

I wanna see how he rates himself.

 

[Estocavio]

Operation Flashpoint 2 - THAT would probably be one of the best ZP's ever. Especially of he played it on Hardcore...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

do I even need to say it just look at my avatar. Seriously though I would love to see him retroactively review Dead Rising and then a few weeks later(or in the same segment) do a review of Dead Rising 2, he'd either hate(or love) the original then be pissed (in the middle) or exstatic(sp) about how much better or worse the sequel is.

Aside from those to I'd like to see him retroactively review Contents Under Pressure. Seeing how he seems to hint at his loving it(or atleast not hating it) in passing whilst reviewing other games

 

[Julianking93]

I really hope he reviews Borderlands soon.