Gaming Confessions

[ninjapenguin1414]

Every time I hear someone say that they prefer DmC: DmC over DMC3/4 it makes me want to throw my computer across the room. I will say that I don't hate the game at all but I can't see ANY reason that it is better than 3&4 and even 1 in some regards.

Also I'm incredibly sick about hearing about all the sexism in games, seriously just get over it.

 

[Candidus]

I bought doa alive beach volleyball and rumble roses xx.

I was only 13, there was boobies, i was weak.

I bought the former, and I wasn't 13. If they remake it in HD, I'll buy it again. Twice. Just in case the first disc turns to ash after a full year of ceaseless spinning. The DoA girls and all the voyeurism aside, the volleyball was actually good. Yeah, I said it. We played a lot of versus when I took it into college. Forgot about Halo 2 for days. And we forgot about work, truth be told.

Now, confession time:

- There used to be a bug in XCOM (the new) where if you ALT-F4'd as a soldier was being killed by an alien shot, the autosave would be at the start of the turn before it happened. After discovering this bug, I managed to ignore it until the end of the game. In the final room, I used it twice.

 

[Paragon Fury]

My confession is that i like game with female characters with giant boobs . My only complaint is that i'd like a character with a giant booty . Now i don't think that jiggle physics is bad , but it's not necessary , big boobs are enough . I'm going to stop here because i don't want this to turn into a discussion about sexism .

Ah big boobies.

Leads to my second confession; in Civ V, I always make my religion the "Church of Oppai" or "Oppaiism". Its just hilarious every time.

Everyone shall bow down and bask in the glory and benevolence of the Oppai!

(Or we'll drop nuclear weapons on you.)

 

[Pink Gregory]

My confession is that 'gamers' annoy and disappoint me more than anything else.

 

[Dominic Crossman]

My confession is that i like game with female characters with giant boobs . My only complaint is that i'd like a character with a giant booty . Now i don't think that jiggle physics is bad , but it's not necessary , big boobs are enough.

Didnt even cross my mind b4 I read this comment, but I tend to make female create-a-charcters have huge boobs.
Funny thing is this is usually in games with heavy armor that pretty much obscures all curves making it rather pointless.

Anyways my gaming confession would be I strongly dislike games that break there own rules.
For example a hame will have it so you die if you jump down more than lets say 10 feet. But you regualry see them jumping 5 times that without taking a scratch in cutscenes.
Or when some badass who can take 20 shots from a sniper to the head, dies for a single pistol bullet to the back in the back *cough..borderlands roland..cough"
Completely ruining immersion for me.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Well I got bored of Deus Ex after... *opens Steam* 3 hours. Huh. Well there goes the "best PC game ever" I guess.

And dammit, before someone tells me "oh it's good after hour 5! stick wit-" NO! If it's supposed to be so good how could I have dropped it after only 3 hours? Why was I not compelled to play through it in ridiculously long sittings?

I had more fun with Bioshock 2 than the first one. Andrew Ryan pretty much carries the first game, and while 2 didn't have an antagonist like that, more of the actual characters were memorable for me and the gameplay was so much tighter and better balanced.

Balance? Who needs balance when you have drills? Pro build:

Upgrade drill twice ASAP > Acquire charge move > get some of the melee Gene Tonics > make countless TTGL references and quotes > win game.

Probably not viable on the harder modes but it's fucking FUNNY on Normal.

I'm with you on the character front, though funnily enough I cannot remember my favourite character's name... The woman in the earlier levels where you can kill her as she expects or leave her alone and she decides to help you in response. She was going on about how evil you are beforehand, it was really well done.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Well I got bored of Deus Ex after... *opens Steam* 3 hours. Huh. Well there goes the "best PC game ever" I guess.

And dammit, before someone tells me "oh it's good after hour 5! stick wit-" NO! If it's supposed to be so good how could I have dropped it after only 3 hours? Why was I not compelled to play through it in ridiculously long sittings?

Oh and Persona 3 has the WORST possible main character I have ever seen. I even tried to replay it recently and YEP, I STILL AGREE! Ruins the entire game for me personally. You cannot keep the antisocial loner archetype fully alive through a game about love and friendship. No. Bad. Stop it Atlus, you're better than this.

My confession is that i like game with female characters with giant boobs . My only complaint is that i'd like a character with a giant booty . Now i don't think that jiggle physics is bad , but it's not necessary , big boobs are enough . I'm going to stop here because i don't want this to turn into a discussion about sexism .

Confession 2 . I haven't played a sandbox game this generation . Except LA Noire but that doesn't count because it wasn't a real sandbox .

HEY! YOU CAN'T LIKE BOOBS! THAT'S SO SEXIST! STOP HAVING SEXUAL PREFERENCES AS THAT IS ALSO SEXIST! FUCK MAN! THINK OF ALL THE SMALL BREASTED GIRLS! YOU HURT THEIR FEELINGS YOU SEXIST PIG!

You're totes also indirectly insulting my beloved Mu-12 who clearly has small boobs (because she leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.) You scum.

I may prefer the more petite girls, thinking about it. Maybe. Oh fawk now i'm being sexist apparently. FAWK!

[sub][sub][sub]A-cup or GTFO[/sub][/sub][/sub]

implying i care about small tittied girls

Wanna play that game mr. Tron? I like big women , i resent the fact that there aren't enough sexy 300 pound women in langerie in videogames . The industry needs more variety in their depiction of women of all shapes and sizes . Especially plus size . I'm sick and tired of seeing sexy skinny bitches! I want sexy big girls . Why don't people make girls to my sexual preference ?

Your move !

[small] while what i say about my sexual preference is true , nobody take this serious post seriously please .[/small]

[sub][sub]I see my cue to derail this thread...[/sub][/sub]

No. Ridiculously SMALL women are best! It's so cute! Sure bigger may be sexier but cute girls > sexy girls. Fact.

I would still love to see someone try to make really oversized women characters a thing in games. For completely different reasons than you of course. It would just be interesting to see I think. I ain't into that kinda shit yo'

Funny how we happen to be on complete opposite ends of the vast spectrum of sexual preference. I suppose this is where we agree to disagree, shake hands then depart into the distance to pursue our individual dreams...



But seriously bro, if you insult my flat chested girls again, we're going to have to settle this outside.

 

[FFP2]

I hate MMOs/MOBAs. Screw LoL and WoW.

When I'm bored I sometimes boot up Bad Company 2 and act like a COD kiddie. Teambagging, base camping, using RPG7 at close range. It's really quite fun.

Final Fantasy X-2 is my favourite JRPG. It's tied with Persona 4 IMO.

I tend to edit my saves in (single player) games. I just find it more fun to skip all the tedious shit.

I think that Dark Souls is posssibly the worst game of this generation. I won't go further cos the elitist fanboys will eat me alive.

I wasn't too fond of TWD or Infinite. I think that they're good games but the gameplay is just too shit for me.

And finally- I liked DmC way more than DMC3. I've only played those 2 though.

 

[krazykidd]

Well I got bored of Deus Ex after... *opens Steam* 3 hours. Huh. Well there goes the "best PC game ever" I guess.

And dammit, before someone tells me "oh it's good after hour 5! stick wit-" NO! If it's supposed to be so good how could I have dropped it after only 3 hours? Why was I not compelled to play through it in ridiculously long sittings?

Oh and Persona 3 has the WORST possible main character I have ever seen. I even tried to replay it recently and YEP, I STILL AGREE! Ruins the entire game for me personally. You cannot keep the antisocial loner archetype fully alive through a game about love and friendship. No. Bad. Stop it Atlus, you're better than this.

My confession is that i like game with female characters with giant boobs . My only complaint is that i'd like a character with a giant booty . Now i don't think that jiggle physics is bad , but it's not necessary , big boobs are enough . I'm going to stop here because i don't want this to turn into a discussion about sexism .

Confession 2 . I haven't played a sandbox game this generation . Except LA Noire but that doesn't count because it wasn't a real sandbox .

HEY! YOU CAN'T LIKE BOOBS! THAT'S SO SEXIST! STOP HAVING SEXUAL PREFERENCES AS THAT IS ALSO SEXIST! FUCK MAN! THINK OF ALL THE SMALL BREASTED GIRLS! YOU HURT THEIR FEELINGS YOU SEXIST PIG!

You're totes also indirectly insulting my beloved Mu-12 who clearly has small boobs (because she leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination.) You scum.

I may prefer the more petite girls, thinking about it. Maybe. Oh fawk now i'm being sexist apparently. FAWK!

[sub][sub][sub]A-cup or GTFO[/sub][/sub][/sub]

implying i care about small tittied girls

Wanna play that game mr. Tron? I like big women , i resent the fact that there aren't enough sexy 300 pound women in langerie in videogames . The industry needs more variety in their depiction of women of all shapes and sizes . Especially plus size . I'm sick and tired of seeing sexy skinny bitches! I want sexy big girls . Why don't people make girls to my sexual preference ?

Your move !

[small] while what i say about my sexual preference is true , nobody take this serious post seriously please .[/small]

[sub][sub]I see my cue to derail this thread...[/sub][/sub]

No. Ridiculously SMALL women are best! It's so cute! Sure bigger may be sexier but cute girls > sexy girls. Fact.

I would still love to see someone try to make really oversized women characters a thing in games. For completely different reasons than you of course. It would just be interesting to see I think. I ain't into that kinda shit yo'

Funny how we happen to be on complete opposite ends of the vast spectrum of sexual preference. I suppose this is where we agree to disagree, shake hands then depart into the distance to pursue our individual dreams...



But seriously bro, if you insult my flat chested girls again, we're going to have to settle this outside.

Aiight let's get it on . The boobie lady vs Mu-12 . Let's see who wins .

[small ] For those who don't know , in blazblue( fighting game ) , a character named Taokaka , nicknames a big breasted fighter ( Litchi ) the boobie lady , and Mu-12 has pretty modest boobs , hence the joke . And since Wykydtron is a avid Blazblue player , he knows the matchup is not in his favor .[/small]

 

[blackdwarf]

I Think Portal 1 and 2, Mirror's edge are really overrated. Portal is not bad, just not the masterpiece people make it out to be.

I find Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 one of the worst designed fighting game of the recent years that are popular.

 

[NearLifeExperience]

OP, saying you never played LoL is not a confession. You are NOT missing the next best thing, and it's not NOT a bad thing.

Who brainwashed you like this?

 

[Giver]

I dislike MMO's

I dislike fantasy themes

I still remember Alan Wake, and it's on my list of "Best Games Ever"

Halo got (extremely) boring after Halo 2

I'm really glad my parents never let me get a console when I was young.

I absolutely adore Natural Selection 2, yet I only have 4 hours on it.

I don't agree with everything Yahtzee says.

I think Jim is getting a bit repetitive.

I regard Ocarina of Time as one of the best games ever. Never played it.

 

[Razentsu]

I like the Final Fantasy franchise, but I have yet to finish a main series Final Fantasy title. :S

 

[NightmareExpress]

-I think MMORPGs are rubbish by default.

-I thought a certain...well, pornographic game had a decent enough narrative given what the rest of the title entails.

-Despite the fact that I'm polite/helpful to my teammates, if they aren't performing to or above my standards I secretly look down on them.

-I am no StarCraft wizard despite being a PC person, or an RTS buff for that matter. CoH is the only one I really liked.

-I never say GG regardless of what happened. If I win it will sound condescending, if I lose it will sound pathetic. Insincere both ways.

-I've never owned a Sega console outside of the DreamCast. Went to a friend's to play Sonic and etc.

-I didn't care much for the PS triple, but consider it better than the 360 and Wii.

 

[Avalanche91]

#1 I really, really didn't like HL
#2 Because of how boring Assassins Creed got I never gave its sequels a chance
#3 I don't care how good they may be, I will never give MMORPG's a fair chance
#4 I actually hacked my pokemongame to insert a fully EV boosted Ninjask for the sole purpose of defeating a friend of mine who used a cheap fucking Mewtwo.
#5 I felt no remorse dropping the companion cube in the incinerator

 

[Ascend]

#1 I have never gotten into a JRPG besides pokemon.
#2 I think that the halo series ended canonically with 3.
#3 I think that Battlefield 2142 was the last outstanding battlefield game with the bad companies being above average.
#4 I have never played a 3X space strategy game before.
#5 I think Okami was a better Zelda game than Skyward Sword.
#6 I have never gotten into an ARPG unless Bastion counts.

 

[nomzy]

I've played and bought every Call of Duty game except World at War and 3.
And I enjoyed all of them.
I would still be playing Black Ops 2 if steam hadn't revoked my copy - I tend to buy off shifty Russian sites because fuck Australia.

Could be worse I suppose. /shrug

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I can't stand FPS army shooters. I think they are boring as hell. Am I doing this right?