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Sketchy

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Mac users plead, "Give the Windows users some more games please, we don't need them all."
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Drake the Dragonheart said:
"Blizzard has started work on something that isn't Warcraft, Starcraft, or Diablo!"
Why would anyone want them to do that?
I wasn't saying that would be good or bad, just that it certainly would be a headline from an alternate dimension. Personally though, I think it would be awesome if blizzard and white wolf worked together to make a World of Darkness game.

back on topic: video game based movie a smash hit and in running for multiple oscars!"
"movie based game takes clean sweep of GOTY awards!"
 

DeleteMe1112311

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Sonic Team renounces rights of Sonic and disbands! "With our last game in 2d getting perfect ratings, we want to let sonic die in peace."

Peter Molyneux announces "Fable 3 is not going to be anything new or innovative." - Game critics have given Fable 3 perfect scores down the line!
 

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Gamers ranting at Valve for there Exessive DRM on there produces
"People just keep steeling our games Illegally and we can't aford it anymore!"

EA's Steam has made a very loyal fanbase and kept piracy rates extreamly down saids
"Valve needs to stop putting DRM on there produces, I mean they acually bought the game stop punishing them for that and Rewarding the people who pirated a free clean copy, It just doesn't make sence!"

Vavle has yet to respond.
 

RollForInitiative

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New Sonic title selling millions, heralded as uncontested Game of the Year.

Cooper Lawrence promotes Mass Effect to the masses.

Fox News and gamers declare peace talks; Fox News to refrain from further spurious claims against games.
 

[Gavo]

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Half-Life: Episode 3, along with Portal 2, get released.

Counter-Strike 2 gets released.

Duke Nukem Forever gets released and is regarded as the best game ever.

Nintendo outlaws shovelware on the Wii.

The RRoD never happened.

Xbox LIVE has the best online community.
 

Plauged1

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Today, G4 decided that leaving their gaming and electronic interested fanbase is a bad idea and would never have gameshows about throwing up or unfaithful spouses. Capcom finally decides to make first ever zombie shooter and gives up on Street Fighter 2 remakes. Konami decides to let a Silent Hill game have first puzzle that was almost impossible to solve without extreme patience or info collecting ( a.k.a. internet help ).
Imagine that.
 

Sparrow

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Mario and Sonic co-star in several Nintendo games!

OH SHIT. That actually happened didn't it? QUICK. TO THE SHELTERS!
 

Mrsoupcup

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Linsay lohan will find jesus. Y2K destroys all consols exept the indestructable xbox 360.
 

Cheesus333

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Halo Wars described as 'beautifully innovative... dazzlingly original.'

Halo: ODST to feature Mario as playable character.

LittleBigPlanet 2 to feature Mario as playable character.

Killzone 2 to feature Master Chief as cameo NPC.

Gamers who spend all their days on forums confess to being arrogant and pretentious.

4Chan closed. Server is delivered to Hell.

Fable 3 announced: Peter Molyneux is BOUND AND GAGGED!
 

Hatebeast

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In the latest in a string of risky moves, EA recently released the System Shock 2 10th anniversary edition at the budget price of £19.99. All gameplay elements including level design and scripting had been retained for this edition The only major change being that the game has been rendered using the little known Unreal3 engine.

Rumours abound that the millions of unsold copies have been buried in an unmarked landfill somewhere in the Gobi desert.

Meanwhile Valves innevitable yearly update, Counterstrike 2010, has once again surpassed all previous records. This years itteration boasts the incredible "Dynamic Crosshair Shader" update which has left long time fans and newcomers alike nonplussed. Yet people have been as enthusiastic as ever to part with the RRP of £44.99.
 

bad rider

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Cheesus333 said:
4Chan closed. Server is delivered to Hell.
Wait how do you deliver hell into itself, thats like putting the same box inside itself.
 

spudz47

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EA Games files Chapter 11 after a stream of unsuccessful games.
Duke Nukem Forever Expansion Pack - Any Time Now...
 

balinus

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Street Fighter 4 is released. Ken is no longer a playable character and a wide array of non-shotos are playable. Dan is now the only shoto left in the franchise.

Meanwhile, El Fuerte sees the most online play evar.