Gaming headlines from an ALTERNATE DIMENSION!

[Dudemeister]

Folding @ Home succeeds in its goal of creating a terrifying new super-virus. Humanity enslaved by Sony.

This could easily be true.
And the irony is, we brought about our own destruction!

 

[Sylocat]

4Chan closed. Server is delivered to Hell.

Wait how do you deliver hell into itself, thats like putting the same box inside itself.

It could probably be managed with a portal gun.

 

[The Great JT]

Confirmation: Games play you in Soviet America. (Alternate dimension = USA is communist)

Jack Thompson and Michael Atkinson Gunned Down by Anti-Gaming Activists.
"Gaming Lobbyists Will Be Mourned" says Will Wright.

 

[Benj17]

American government blame shooting on MySims: Ghetto

GTA5 to feature candyland level and Jack Thompson as the new star

new halo to be set in the past as we havent had a world war 2 game in a while

yeah

 

[The Great JT]

Mario To Appear In Super Sega Smash Brawl, "Little More Than Fanservice" Says Naysayers.

 

[SteinFaust]

this just in, dividing by zero creates a GOOD movie tie-in game!

EDIT: THREADS! RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES!!

 

[Treefingers]

Cake located, found in fact, to be a pie.

Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.
Cake is a pie.

This made me lol so hard.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Daikatana 2, the sequel of the best selling and multi-award winning game Daikatana, has been announced to be developed.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

Pong beats Portal 2 and new WoW in holiday-season sales.

 

[SteinFaust]

Grand Theft Koopa has once again been panned by critics as yet another violent, crude, hooker-and-drug-addled sequel emerges, starring the ever-infamous Mario the Plumber. More on the new, family-friendly, Super Bellic Brothers installment at 6.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Bioshock confirmed to be the worst game ever in the history of the world, Bioshock 2 is just as shitty.

 

[SteinFaust]

another rash of school shootings breaks out, mainstream media and conservative government says character-immersive novels are to blame.

now in medical news, could electronic gaming increase your child's cognitive, motor, and speech functions? more tonight at 11.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Fallout 4, created by Interplay Studios is a smash hit. In other news, The Elder Scrolls V is being released in just a few months!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Infinity Ward receives global praise for it's demonising of the Russian people. "Those Ruskie bastards had it comin'!" A fan says.

UN to annex Russia to prevent rumours of a Russian invasion from happening. UN President claims that "both Dice and Infinity Ward are onto something".

Just Cause 2 received praise and Game of the Year for it's deep, emotive and philosophical story. "Just Cause 2 has given us greater insight in the mind of humans." Chairman of the International Philosophical Society (IPC) says.

Just Cause 3 to answer the meaning of life with a story containing "More random ninja encounters, and an entire nation of strippers of an airplane" this time around.

 

[superbatranger]

Time Magazine's new cover declares the greatest form of entertainment from the past 100 years to be E.T. : The Video Game. More at 11.