Gaming Hell

[Ultress]

A Shin Megami Tensei dungeon, with no map,high level demons that are all Law aligned(your Chaotic )and the exit is guarded by God and Satan who have teamed up for the sole purpose of tormenting you.


The only demon you have is Pixie and your only equip is an attack knife. Also the soundtrack is a combination of Teddie's feet squeaks from P4 and Navi asking you to listen.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

You'd think it would be Silent Hill.

Though, a good torture would be a Mario Rom-hack.

 

[Mr.France]

My hell would be a Wii game I once rented called Baroque, that game makes absolutely NO FUCKING SENSE!
I still remember when an archangel came up out of nowhere at the beginning of the game and materialized a large gun (which only had 6 shots and to which no enemy dropped ammo) saying "use this weapon, there is meaning in you using it", NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T!!!!! (soundtrack was nice though)

Second life or the sims. The inane interests of the players and the boredom inherent in the universes would shortly destroy my mind.

Behold! The Sims Hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMXME2pm83c

 

[nicholaxxx]

street fighter. any of them. *shudder*

 

[Kushin]

tetris with a curved or uneven floor

This, perhaps?

 

[JaysonM]

A Mario game where you cannot jump?

lol

 

[D Moness]

for me gaming hell with be any GTA.
I dislike those games with a passion (never understood the appeal of those games)

Sandbox game, get to kill people with various weapons and run around like a lunatic. I can understand them not appealing to you, but it's not difficult to understand.

I have nothing against sandbox games (heck I enjoy some of them a lot). I just do not see the apeal of running around as a glorified little prick in a game that has terrible AI, weird collision detection and just really boring gameplay(i tried several version even borrowed 4 from a friend of mine).
The highlight was driving through town high speed and no cops in miles after me but the next day when i was driven like normal and wanted to park my car (i know that is stupid) I slightly nudged a police car and i got send to jail for that. I mean i play a game so realism is out the window already but that is just plain stupid.

 

[Viewtiful Dan]

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Stuck for an eternity trying to push an exploding ball through an obstical course.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Half Life, as Gordon Freeman. You cannot speak to anyone, lest [insert horrible thing I am to tired to think of].

That, or the sequence in Metro 2033 when you run from the dark one.

 

[Neferius]

Playing DuckHunt while that DAMN Dog keeps on Laughing ...and the Pistol extension is actually Broken, so you keep firing shot after shot but no matter how well you aim you can't even hit One Lousy DUCK, AND THAT FUCKING MUTT WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT ME *Aaargh!*

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Dragon Age universe. Seriously, everyone in that world is a bastard, demons haunt your sleep, the first solution most people have for problems is to gut you, you can't even walk through the forest without some pointy eared prick ambushing you, and to top it all off there's these demonic zombie things rising from the ground with no other purpose than to decapitate you.

Seriously, I've never come across a game world where everything is so drastically wrong.

But all the riffraf are kept sectioned off from the wealthy population. And the nobles have great lives. And its not like they drive of their protecters with torches and pitchforks...
OT:Ummmmmm.... Any C&C Red alert game where you play as the grunts, the russian ones. Just getting punched full of holes over and over again...

 

[dark_mist34]

a person in a katamari game. not the one rolling the ball one of the people who get rolled into a ball. Forever stuck in the same spot or area until some ball rolls me up crushing me to make me into a part of a star. Suck for ever doing nothing. Then getting rolled up. The horror.

 

[archvile93]

My gaming hell would be where you can only play Metal Gear Solid 4 and everytime you get to actually DO something, the game freezes up on you. OH DEAR GOD NO!

That's not so bad, I can stand to miss five seconds of the game.

OT: Any high score focused arcade game, but it starts on the kill switch.

tetris with a curved or uneven floor

This, perhaps?

Ha. Nice.

OT: EA team up with Nintendo to make yearly Mario games. /shudder

The worst part is that hell is real.

 

[Amund]

Any JRPG. The horror, oh the horror.

So you don't want giant tits on small waisted women, and the ability to set things on fire... with your mind?

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Any JRPG. The horror, oh the horror.

So you don't want giant tits on small waisted women, and the ability to set things on fire... with your mind?

No, I prefer giant tits on reasonably sized women, and the ability to set things on fire. But I could do that in plenty of games. Now, I've played a few JRPGs, and I found all of them universally irritating. Besides I'm a large, burly comic relief type. That guy always dies.

 

[Atticus89]

Being with Tatl from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Why?

Although Navi was annoying, she cared about Link. Tatl, on the other hand, is a sassy and bitchy little sprite who loves to insult you.

At least that's how I remember it.

 

[MrGalactus]

Carcer City. Oh, or Silent Hill. Or Ravenholm.
Or that motherfucking house at the end of condemned 1 with the guy that chases you.
Yeah, that one. *shudder*

 

[Christopher Roberts]

Any wrestling game.
Blehh.
That is true hell, my friends.

 

[Amund]

Any JRPG. The horror, oh the horror.

So you don't want giant tits on small waisted women, and the ability to set things on fire... with your mind?

No, I prefer giant tits on reasonably sized women, and the ability to set things on fire. But I could do that in plenty of games. Now, I've played a few JRPGs, and I found all of them universally irritating. Besides I'm a large, burly comic relief type. That guy always dies.

He didn't die in...
...

Well whatever, I'm just tired of people just hating on JRPGs. It just gets irritating.