Gaming Hell

[Corkydog]

Demon's Souls, not because I don't like it, but because it seems a fitting punishment, and would really weed out the weaker gamers.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Ravenholm.

Goddamnit, ninja'd.

Hmm, my second choice would probably be being one of the AI on SW:Battlefront 2 for the PSP. Probably the worst AI I've ever seen...

 

[MrGalactus]

Ravenholm.

Goddamnit, ninja'd.

Hmm, my second choice would probably be being one of the AI on SW:Battlefront 2 for the PSP. Probably the worst AI I've ever seen...

I would only choose Ravenholm as worse than the bit in Conddemned if I thought it was my first time there every time and I respawned justbefore you open the door into the room where you first encounter the Black Poison Headcrab.
uuuuhhhhhhgggg i hate that bit.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Any JRPG. The horror, oh the horror.

So you don't want giant tits on small waisted women, and the ability to set things on fire... with your mind?

No, I prefer giant tits on reasonably sized women, and the ability to set things on fire. But I could do that in plenty of games. Now, I've played a few JRPGs, and I found all of them universally irritating. Besides I'm a large, burly comic relief type. That guy always dies.

He didn't die in...
...

Well whatever, I'm just tired of people just hating on JRPGs. It just gets irritating.

Hey, I'm not hating. I actually don't mind most of 'em. I don't actually actively like them, but I don't dislike them either. I mean, I liked Kingdom Hearts. That counts, doesn't it?

 

[Krion_Vark]

E.T.

/thread

Yeah I think the worst game ever created would be the worst hell to be sent to.

 

[Shinrae]

I'm a koopa in Mario and he has jumped on me so I'm hiding in my shell. But then he decided to kick me and I'm left spinning back and forward hitting against two green pipes for all eternity.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935593

So, this?

 

[beniki]

Dragon Age universe. Seriously, everyone in that world is a bastard, demons haunt your sleep, the first solution most people have for problems is to gut you, you can't even walk through the forest without some pointy eared prick ambushing you, and to top it all off there's these demonic zombie things rising from the ground with no other purpose than to decapitate you.

Seriously, I've never come across a game world where everything is so drastically wrong.

But all the riffraf are kept sectioned off from the wealthy population. And the nobles have great lives. And its not like they drive of their protecters with torches and pitchforks...
OT:Ummmmmm.... Any C&C Red alert game where you play as the grunts, the russian ones. Just getting punched full of holes over and over again...

I'd be inclined to agree with you if the City Elf origin story wasn't about some of the riffraf going on a murderous rampage through a nobles castle, and killing his heir. Granted he had main character powers of awesomeness, but it was still very easy to do.

 

[Aphex Demon]

Oh fuck.

Gotta be any Square Enix game with an emo as the main character.

OH FUCK

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Hahaha.

Modern Warfare 2?

TACTICAL NOOOOOOOOOOOOK - time and time again... I would be one deformed motherf*cker.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

You are in Tetris, Blocks keep falling all the time, you have to dodge, run, climb them, or getting crushed, the increasing pressure, mashing your bones and muscles into a pulp, only able to feel the increasing pain until the game ends and is restarted.muhahahahahahaha

 

[C117]

The Cheetahmen 2.

Bugs up the arse and once you finally beat it, you're in limbo.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Dungeon Keeper, assuming of course that you are the hero, doomed to be flung endlessly against Satan's increasingly trap filled and demon haunted catacombs.

Or finding out you've become a Lemming.

 

[Amund]

Any JRPG. The horror, oh the horror.

So you don't want giant tits on small waisted women, and the ability to set things on fire... with your mind?

No, I prefer giant tits on reasonably sized women, and the ability to set things on fire. But I could do that in plenty of games. Now, I've played a few JRPGs, and I found all of them universally irritating. Besides I'm a large, burly comic relief type. That guy always dies.

He didn't die in...
...

Well whatever, I'm just tired of people just hating on JRPGs. It just gets irritating.

Hey, I'm not hating. I actually don't mind most of 'em. I don't actually actively like them, but I don't dislike them either. I mean, I liked Kingdom Hearts. That counts, doesn't it?

While Kingdom Hearts had features from Final Fantasy, it wasn't a JRPG. It was more of a JARPG.

 

[Netrigan]

Gaming Hell would be forced to play Halo Deathmatch with die-hard Halo fans who discuss endlessly how everything in Halo is 100% innovative while screaming homophobic, racist, sexist insults at me.