Gaming quotes...

[PurpleLeafRave]

"Yeah I'm ready to bounce" - Zoey from L4D

Haha, in dodge ball the leader of globo gym says "lets bounce!" I use that saying all the time.

 

[Xvito]

Anything from the Ur-Quan Masters is an instant winner... Everyone here has played that game... Right.

If not, then you should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

"The cake is a lie"

Agreed, i cried cause its so delicious and moist. :'(

 

[zerzxes]

The original Fallout games had a lot of hilarius conversations, like these:

"Don't drink glowing water."
--The Vault Dweller

"How about you and I... well, you know... get together."
"Listen... uh... but I... uh... I-I like guys, okay? Whew! Uh, excuse me, I got stuff to do."
--The Vault Dweller and Tandi

"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."
--The Vault Dweller

"Do I have to sacrifice a puppie to join?"
--The Vault Dweller about the brotherhood of steel

"I'll get you during my next save game."
--The Chosen One

"It's a peaceful village. Except for the plants possessed by evil spirits... and of course, the temple of trials filled with those deadly spear traps and the man-eating giant ants."
--The Chosen One

"Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits. Go see shaman, get hole in head..."
--Sulik

ok, I'l stop now...

 

[bounceback11]

In eternal sonata after winning a battle one of the characters always says 'go wash yourself off' the way he says it makes it sound just a tensy bit sexual and creepy lol.

Also curse of monkey island-

Edward Van Helgen: You shot my banjo!
Guybrush: You can?t say that. That shot could have come from that grassy knoll.

Guybrush: What do you know about lifting voodoo curses?
Murray: Oh sure. I know a lot about lifting curses. That?s why I'm a disembodied talking skull, hanging on a spike, in the middle of a swamp!
Guybrush: You sound bitter.
Murray: I?m sorry, it?s been a rough day.

Also Dawn of War: Walk softly and carry a big gun is a classic.

The merchant from Resident Evil 4 'What are ya buying?' is genius

 

[Kellerb]

You are as smart as Boo sometimes! xD (cookie for first one to name the game)

minsc from bauldurs gate ^^

 

[Oisnafas]

These woods are thicker'n boomer shit.-Bill

 

[neuromasser]

You are as smart as Boo sometimes! xD (cookie for first one to name the game)

minsc from bauldurs gate ^^

Spoiler: Here's your gamer cookie xD

 

[youkiri]

"I`ll atract the enemy with my human call aaaahhhhh" - dryades warcraft3

 

[Snekcid_Eillib]

My favourite quote is from 'Earth Defense Force: 2017', where the woman from the intercom goes:

"The EDF have decided to name these extraterrestrials 'Ravagers'. Are they our friendly counterpart or something more sinister?"

 

[ucciolord1]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

Of course he is, he's got balls of steel

and pec's of titanium....

and arms of platinum.. wait this is going to get very silleh

Yeah...we should probably stop now.......thighs of iron....

Indeed we should....shins of aluminium....and you cant even see the picture now

This is starting to get more and more homosexual.

Bingo!

Indeed it is

Nothing wrong with homosexuals.
Shoulders of Einstenium...

You had to google that didnt you XD
hands of germanium

Ok, you got me on that....
Toes of Promethium!!!

 

[dark_taint92]

"I'm gonna kick ass and chew bubble gum.. And I'm all out of bubble gum.."

Yes.. the picture was necessary.

Lol, it was necessary! "Eat shit and die!" lol, duke is great.

"I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck."
Damn, there are loads of these.

Oooh, a Jetpack! I'm a bird! I'm a plane! I'm Duke Nukem!

That'll teach those alien maggots not to mess with my planet. Now, it's time for some serious R&R, "Duke Style". Hail to the king, baby!

 

[Carlston]

...that make you eargasm.
Whats an awesome one liner/conversation that you heard in a game?
Just now on Rainbow six vegas there was this convo:

Guy one (to guy two on radio): We have a situation!
Guy two: What kind of situation?
Guy one: Er...the killing kind.
Guy two: F*ck...Im staying put!
Guy one: F*ck you asshole!

And of course cole from gears of war: "You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way-down-dead down - so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skank-ass queen, "oh mummy, don't let the bad man hurt us!"

Fist Full of Boomstick
Trisha Pettywood: Oh, Ash. How can I ever thank you?
Ash: Well. Have you ever seen a little movie called "Deep Throat"?
Trisha Pettywood: Ash, really.
Ash: What can I say? I'm a man. It gets lonely being humanity's savoir again and again.
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Ash: We've secretly replaced this Deadite's brain with a chainsaw blade. But be quiet. Let's see if he notices.
Zombie Bartender: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Make mine a double.
[Shoots bartender in face]
Ash: Thank you for shopping at Ass Woopings Are Us.
Ash: When you've just emptied two barrels of a shotgun into the head of your favorite bartender it's a pretty good bet that happy hour's over.
Ash: Groovy!
Ash: There I was. Face-to-face with the mother of all ugly. So I say "Come get some", and BLAM, no more Mr. Nasty Face.
Ash: Come get some.
Deadite Chinese Samari: [in Chinese] I'll swallow your souls!
Ash: [after killing two other deadites]
[in Chinese]
Ash: Come get some!
Ash: Hey, nice face! Let me fix it for you!
Ash: Sorry about your face, let me get you a tissue... and a mop!


Much as I liked Duke Nukeum he was a shameless mash of Ash from Army of Darkness and Rowdey Pipers character in "They live" (where the gum line comes from kids. The movies are classic watch them)

 

[Xerosch]

Well, the Fallout, Monkey Island and Loom quotes have been spotted correctly. But who knows where the rest ist from? ^-^

 

[Guestowel]

"Rush, wait!" the Last Remnant

 

[OnlyWonderBoy]

I love it in a game when someone gets above their post and shouts "use the search button"
always makes me chuckle at the least.

One thing i don't like about the escapist is the ever vigilant "double posting police". it doesn't really matter if someone double posts about something off topic, it's only a problem on FAQ websites. If a topic is good, it will continously crop up in the future, in the end it just helps people start a good online conversation.

Agreed, I've always found that annoying too. There's really no problem with starting the same thread over, especially if that last one was over a few pages long. It encourages people to get into a new conversation instead of feeling intimidated by one that's already really long. The only time it's an issue is if you create a thread of the same topic as an active thread that people are posting in. Otherwise the boards would consist on the same handful of threads each 100's of pages long. There's no use in bringing back a dead thread, it makes more sense to start a new one.

 

[ender214]

"I have been chosen, by the big metal hand in the sky!" - Priest, Warcraft III

 

[dontworryaboutit]

"Remember: 'Bring Your Daughter To Work Day' is the perfect time to get her tested."