Fallout universe.
My very first encounter with the capital wasteland:
"Wow, what an amazing endless world that lies ahead waiting for me to explore this could well be..."
*hears growling, turns to look*
"Oh my god there's a giant mole rat creature flee!!!!"
*Runs*
"AHHH GIANT ANTS!!!"
*Runs further after being bitten*
"Thank god.... I'm sa-"
*GUNSHOT*
"AHHHHHHH PEOPLE SHOOTING AT ME, MY LEG'S DISABLED!!"
*Desperatley fleeing, finds water*
"Oh thank god I can heal at long last... OH MY GOD CRAB MONSTER!!!!"
*Drags wounded self away in desperation*
"Must...Heal...Self... Dying."
*Sees pond*
"Oh thank god, water... thank you!"
*drinks water oblivious to the crackling of his pip boy*
"What does this 'Rad/sec meter thing mean... rad as in radiation?"
*Vomits violently*
"OH GOD FIFTY RADIATION POINTS PER SECOND!!!"
*gurgles and collapses, hears the scuttling of giant cockroaches*
"Oh god.... let it ennnnnnnnnnd."
*Cockroached devour supple body.*
Total time survived, eight minutes and fourteen seconds.
..... no thanks.