Gaming universes you would most certainly NOT want to be in.

[Sonicron]

The W40k universe.

"In the grim darkness of the far future there is only way."

A game 'verse with that kind of tagline is generally one I wouldn't want to be caught in, especially seeing how even bio-engineered super soldiers get their asses handed to them by all kinds of nasty critters and heretics.

don't you mean "there is only WAR" ?

LOL! Stupid typo! xD
Of course, you're right, that's what I meant...

 

[Ultress]

The Digital Devil saga universe, you have giant demons in a blood thirsty cannibalistic war and if you manage to survive you have to deal with 15 year-old eating Horse Demons, A Squad of Crazies and more demons. If you're a human you pretty fair game for being eaten or getting the stone sickness from Star Ocean 1. You also have to deal with the bullshit Karma Society

also FF6's universe, Kefka's there and there's a good chance he hate you.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Left 4 Dead. There's something about getting devoured by zombies that I just don't find enjoyable; I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

[Halokon]

Leisure Suit Larry.

Permanent blue balls and a serious brain tumour to boot. What kind of world would make the girls so easy, but you so 'comically' unable to seal the deal?

 

[The Gardener]

The Grand Theft Auto universe, provided I was a civilian. Apparently there is BRUTAL gun control, as the civilians have no defense and criminals can buy whatever the hell they like.

Plus, standing anywhere near a car when it is going more than 1 mph and you will die. You can be proposing to your girlfriend and some joyriding moron will smash into a bench, bounce off a wall and end up going on hubcaps and will gently roll into you. And then you would turn into James from Team Rocket and fly into the sky.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Silent Hill
Condemned
Resident Evil
Fallout
Prototype

 

[bodyklok]

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Fallout 3​

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Resident Evil​

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War games​

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Ohhhh look at my table, that shit is mint!

 

[Gigaguy64]

battle tanks 64. all the women are gone, the world is falling apart, and your an emo tough guy.
plus your tank is a piece of %%%@$%!%$%!!!!!

 

[Strategia]

WH40k. Mankind is essentially a worse version of a Nazi Soviet Union, and pretty much everyone you see (human, green-skinned fanged brute, hideous chitinous monstrosity) wants to kill you in a very painful manner. And no-one cares.

Fallout 3. I wouldn't set foot out of Megaton, until they kicked me out for being broke. And then I'd die.

Call of Duty. I mean, it's WWII. Who honestly wants to live in WWII?

Guild Wars: Prophecies. The Searing. 'nuff said.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Call of Duty. I mean, it's WWII. Who honestly wants to live in WWII?

America

 

[TraumaHound]

Pokemon (maybe sitting watching this with my daughter this morning swayed my decision here.)

Animal fights are disturbingly wrong (having grown up in Hawaii where chicken-fighting is sadly too common), I'd hate to live in a world where it's accepted as a cool competitive sport by children (and seemingly parentless ones at that...doesn't Ash have worried parents somewhere?!)

 

[RouxBelle]

Pokemon (maybe sitting watching this with my daughter this morning swayed my decision here.)

Animal fights are disturbingly wrong (having grown up in Hawaii where chicken-fighting is sadly too common), I'd hate to live in a world where it's accepted as a cool competitive sport by children (and seemingly parentless ones at that...doesn't Ash have worried parents somewhere?!)

I thought his parents sent him out to train Pokemon in the first episode...i could be wrong though...it has been some time since i've watched Pokemon

 

[Kellerb]

Fallout universe.
My very first encounter with the capital wasteland:
"Wow, what an amazing endless world that lies ahead waiting for me to explore this could well be..."
*hears growling, turns to look*
"Oh my god there's a giant mole rat creature flee!!!!"
*Runs*
"AHHH GIANT ANTS!!!"
*Runs further after being bitten*
"Thank god.... I'm sa-"
*GUNSHOT*
"AHHHHHHH PEOPLE SHOOTING AT ME, MY LEG'S DISABLED!!"
*Desperatley fleeing, finds water*
"Oh thank god I can heal at long last... OH MY GOD CRAB MONSTER!!!!"
*Drags wounded self away in desperation*
"Must...Heal...Self... Dying."
*Sees pond*
"Oh thank god, water... thank you!"
*drinks water oblivious to the crackling of his pip boy*
"What does this 'Rad/sec meter thing mean... rad as in radiation?"
*Vomits violently*
"OH GOD FIFTY RADIATION POINTS PER SECOND!!!"
*gurgles and collapses, hears the scuttling of giant cockroaches*
"Oh god.... let it ennnnnnnnnnd."
*Cockroached devour supple body.*

Total time survived, eight minutes and fourteen seconds.

..... no thanks.

reminds me of my last holiday.

 

[razbuten363]

Honestly, in contrast to the thread, I would love to live in a post-apocalyptic universe, it sounds fun (call me optimistic about our grim fate).

OT: Pokemon universe. It's like the dinosaurs didn't die and some became all cute and cuddly and some stayed huge and dangerous when you walk in knee-high grass. Also, they can say their names now.

 

[krome]

GTA who whould live in a city where there is some one runnig around killing people and any zombie game I do not want to be eatin

 

[Marcus Attell]

Pokemon (maybe sitting watching this with my daughter this morning swayed my decision here.)

Animal fights are disturbingly wrong (having grown up in Hawaii where chicken-fighting is sadly too common), I'd hate to live in a world where it's accepted as a cool competitive sport by children (and seemingly parentless ones at that...doesn't Ash have worried parents somewhere?!)

I thought his parents sent him out to train Pokemon in the first episode...i could be wrong though...it has been some time since i've watched Pokemon

Well, in the games, Ash has a mother who stays at home, doesn't worry about whether or not her teenage son is ever going to come home, and when he finally does, on occasion, rather then grounding him, or even raising her voice, gives him a hot meal and some rest. Personally I think that Ash's mom was just glad to be rid of him, so that she could spend some "Quality Time" with Professor Oak/Generic Tree Name

 

[RouxBelle]

Pokemon (maybe sitting watching this with my daughter this morning swayed my decision here.)

Animal fights are disturbingly wrong (having grown up in Hawaii where chicken-fighting is sadly too common), I'd hate to live in a world where it's accepted as a cool competitive sport by children (and seemingly parentless ones at that...doesn't Ash have worried parents somewhere?!)

I thought his parents sent him out to train Pokemon in the first episode...i could be wrong though...it has been some time since i've watched Pokemon

Well, in the games, Ash has a mother who stays at home, doesn't worry about whether or not her teenage son is ever going to come home, and when he finally does, on occasion, rather then grounding him, or even raising her voice, gives him a hot meal and some rest. Personally I think that Ash's mom was just glad to be rid of him, so that she could spend some "Quality Time" with Professor Oak/Generic Tree Name

hahahaha...that could very well be it...Ash's mom is a dirty dirty slut! =D

 

[Marcus Attell]

Personally, I think Super Mario Bros. The Plumbing must stink when the Plumbers would rather spend their time "rescuing" "Princeses" and eating "Mushrooms". Even when they would have time to work on your toilet, They are probably so stoned from their Mushroom habit that they are useless.

 

[Marcus Attell]

Honestly, in contrast to the thread, I would love to live in a post-apocalyptic universe, it sounds fun (call me optimistic about our grim fate).

OT: Pokemon universe. It's like the dinosaurs didn't die and some became all cute and cuddly and some stayed huge and dangerous when you walk in knee-high grass. Also, they can say their names now.

I don't think that it is that they can say their names, more like, you are walking through High grass and a yellow Rat with sparks coming off of it approaches, then you go, "huh, what is that?" It's response, not because it understands you, more likely in a defensive mode, is "Pikachu!" So you go, oh, then I will call that a Pikachu. How are we doing little Pikachu?" Then you reach down to scratch it under the chin and get shocked into oblivion.