Gaming universes you would most certainly NOT want to be in.

[dantom1]

Condemned, 50% chance of being a crazy hobo, 30% of being a murder victim, 10% chance of being a crazy serial killer, 5% chance of being normal, 5% chance of having voodoo family curse. :/

 

[.Ricks.]

Anyone Silent Hill? fuck that.

Seriously, this! That and Starcraft you either get eaten and bio-morphed into a Zerg, enslaved by the terrans or "purged" by the protoss for not being one of them or believing in the X'el Naga

 

[gewata]

Warhammer 40k. Think about it. In pretty much every other games, things suck in 1 place. Silent Hill is fine, just don't go to Silent Hill. A place like Half Life is totalitarian sure, but you can potentially keep your head down and you might be fine. And plenty of games have bad things happening for a short time, followed by everything being mostly better. But in 40K, there is no place to escape to (even other planets), and if the aliens don't murder you, then the Imperium probably will. Imagine the most hardcore, right wing Christian nutjobs you can imagine. Then make them the only leadership anywhere. Now bring back the crusades, add human sacrifice, and introduce aliens try to kill you. Give the religious fanatics power armor, chainsaw swords, and bolters, and remove all the at least decent, nice things Jesus brings to the party. That would suck. Your best bet would be to have your home taken over by the Tau, and somehow not be exterminated by...everything else in the universe. And even that would suck pretty bad. Yeah, Warhammer is oproberally the worst world to live in. Because everyone there is a bunch of dicks.

Simple solution to this. Be an ork. Same universe, but you just wouldn't give a shit.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(Yes, I used to play WH40K orks)

 

[Amax29]

Super mario's world.....It doesn't get scarier then that.

 

[InFeSt121]

Id hate to be in the L4D and not get infected... constant fear.. if u just became one of them.. problem solved ..

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I certainly would not want to live in the world of Halo... raging 12 year olds are far as the eyes can see (or the ears can hear), people constantly jumping up and down spazzing out, running around with plastic guns, where a tap with said guns equal 2 clips of lead to the face.

Finish the fight!

 

[Sovvolf]

Rampage: Big giant monsters running around smaching up buildings and eating people? no thanks

The getaway: What would even be the point, it would be like a trip down to london.... cept I carnt leave.

Two worlds: people talking slowly with weird accents, being force to stop in place ever time we see a friend, walking through grass and falling to a neverending blue, no thanks.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Silent Hill would be a terrible place to be. In fact, any horror game would be a terrible place to be.

 

[Lullabye]

after spending 150$ on a this jrpg, i can safely say

Artenelico

 

[Sporadic chaos]

Strange, living in the Fallout universe actually sounds like fun to to me....

Anyway it would be either Rapture or Silent Hill for me.

 

[NoD-RoG]

For me it would be portal
being stuck in a research lab with an artificial intelligence thats trying to kill you but also giving you cake.

 

[Motakikurushi]

Rapture or Dead Rising's Santa Cabeza, because of the ridiculously insane time skipping paradox it seems to have, oh yeah and the Zombies. Though I think if the denizens of Rapture resolve their petty differences and stop quarreling over little girls then it would be a pretty swell place to live, certainly more advanced than our society. Yeah I know, I'm pretty screwed up like that, I must be the only person who saw Rapture and thought 'wish I was there'.

 

[tomtom94]

Pokemon, solely because no-one has cleared a safe path between towns for people who don't trap animals in tiny balls.
So I'd be trapped wherever I was born for years. ;_;
That and there are no toilets.

 

[Xanadu84]

Warhammer 40k. Think about it. In pretty much every other games, things suck in 1 place. Silent Hill is fine, just don't go to Silent Hill. A place like Half Life is totalitarian sure, but you can potentially keep your head down and you might be fine. And plenty of games have bad things happening for a short time, followed by everything being mostly better. But in 40K, there is no place to escape to (even other planets), and if the aliens don't murder you, then the Imperium probably will. Imagine the most hardcore, right wing Christian nutjobs you can imagine. Then make them the only leadership anywhere. Now bring back the crusades, add human sacrifice, and introduce aliens try to kill you. Give the religious fanatics power armor, chainsaw swords, and bolters, and remove all the at least decent, nice things Jesus brings to the party. That would suck. Your best bet would be to have your home taken over by the Tau, and somehow not be exterminated by...everything else in the universe. And even that would suck pretty bad. Yeah, Warhammer is oproberally the worst world to live in. Because everyone there is a bunch of dicks.

Simple solution to this. Be an ork. Same universe, but you just wouldn't give a shit.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(Yes, I used to play WH40K orks)

No...Id rather not grow from spores, the health care plan isn't exactly great (Those doctors would have pretty high insurance premiums amongst humans...), your still pretty damn likely to die die at a very young age, and if you think that the people you have to socialize with in our world are idiots...

If I had to be another race, Id go with Tau. Strict caste system is the only real problem there, but you get the most advanced weaponry, and you actually have a small chance of integrating amongst them if your not born Tau. Of course, then your in a pretty hefty minority...Yeah, I play Tau, at least in DoW.

 

[CenturionRyan]

LittleBigPlanet - Being made of burlap being the main issue here.

Grand Theft Auto - Everyone's a crook. And there's this one fucking wacko who drives a car around and shoots people when he's bored.

Ninja Gaiden - Everything can kick my ass.

Mario - Think about it. Giant fucking mushrooms with eyes. Evil tortoises. And the princess is in another goddamn castle. No thank you.

 

[Foolishman1776]

Hmm... that's a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with the Deus Ex world. No matter who you side with, they're either transhumanist zealots, or manipulative jerks. There are no good guys.

 

[teutonicman]

I think it would be a nightmare to live in the J-RPG universe. I've tried'em and I just can't stand'em.

 

[conmag9]

Someone said 40K and I'd have to agree with them. After that, the World of Darkness. Dreary place. Sure, being a mage would kick nine kinds of ass, but there's just too much unpleasantness all around.

Although that's a bit of a hard sell now that I think of it. Being able to turn dirt into platnun, teleport, call down nuclear holocausts, rewrite time and in general do WHATEVER YOUR IMAGINATION CAN COME UP WITH is pretty darn awesome, so maybe.

 

[SteakHeart]

Prototype's version of new york.

"Here I am! Wait, what's this stuff on the ground? And who are those guys wearing gas masks? Hi bro! Wait, no! Dont shoo-BLAM!

"Hostile down."

"That was your brother."

"Oh well."

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Um let's see...
Gears of War
Overlord
Warhammer, esp. 40K
Eve Online
Warcraft
Starcraft
Doom
Duke Nukem
Wolfenstien
Fallout
Kingdom Hearts (although that might be kinda cool)
Final Fantasy (any of 'em)
Dungeons & Dragons

...to name a few.