Gardevoirs guild 2: Trapped in a bleak future (Closed, started)

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I just did a very teenager thing and cried for a hour over some ***** who I will probably lose contact with after I leave school. But anyway, back to RPing.
Lucario arrived at a large forest.
'Here we are.'
He began knocking trees down.
 

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thats not just a teen thing FARD it's kinda normal
A Machop turned to the Cubone next to him, "Do you know what in the world a Poozer is."
"Not a clue" said the Cubone
"I don't need these Jokers and losers to fight you" said Macamp, as he barraled towards Steve.
Steve side step the pokemon and the machamp ran into a wall.

"Heres your last hint ya Poozers this is TEAM training." shouted Steve
The group of ten pokemon worked together pulling their strength zan finally knocking the Snorlax down.
 

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I just now started to begin to get over my last break up Fardy, 2 months ago, a 4 year relationship over just like that. It takes time my British Bro.
 
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What makes it worse is that it was she was snogging one of my best mates. I punched that bastards face in, now my other (and his) best mate is stuck between choosing between him and me, I don't mind him being friends with him. The bastard said he had to choose.
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
What makes it worse is that it was she was snogging one of my best mates. I punched that bastards face in, now my other (and his) best mate is stuck between choosing between him and me, I don't mind him being friends with him. The bastard said he had to choose.
Fucking up lives as we speak...
 
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BoosterGold said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
TraitortoHeaven said:
Fucking up lives as we speak...
Anything teen related?
Some bad news that shit ain't only teens its gonna happen everywhere.
Half the teens are racist, half of them have lost their virginity under-age, half of them have sex on a daily basis.
The other half are just (some) hard-working people that want to get on.
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Half the teens are racist, half of them have lost their virginity under-age, half of them have sex on a daily basis.
The other half are just (some) hard-working people that want to get on.
America to me.
Man, with kids this corrupt, no wonder we're all gonna die 2012
 
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TraitortoHeaven said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Half the teens are racist, half of them have lost their virginity under-age, half of them have sex on a daily basis.
The other half are just (some) hard-working people that want to get on.
America to me.
Man, with kids this corrupt, no wonder we're all gonna die 2012
From what we over 'ere hear you guys are heavy Christians, anything like that is shunned and brushed under the carpet. Over 'ere well, it's kinda shoved in your face.
 

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a very loud minority, Us normal american try to ignore there bull shit.
Over here the stereotype is all British are tea drink pansys. Which is the dumbest thing ever, so make of that what you will.
 

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BoosterGold said:
a very loud minority, Us normal american try to ignore there bull shit.
Over here the stereotype is all British are tea drink pansys. Which is the dumbest thing ever, so make of that what you will.
The only thing that's funnier than making fun of texans are brits
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
BoosterGold said:
Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
TraitortoHeaven said:
Fucking up lives as we speak...
Anything teen related?
Some bad news that shit ain't only teens its gonna happen everywhere.
Half the teens are racist, half of them have lost their virginity under-age, half of them have sex on a daily basis.
The other half are just (some) hard-working people that want to get on.
That's... four halves, mate. Anyway, believe it or not, I actually envy you a little; I am presently having the most boring childhood possible. I wish I had that much going on when I was your age.
 

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Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
You guys have never heard of Rugby have you?
We invented that sport!
HUMAKA HUMAKA HAY!
British pansys stereotype is absolutely ridiculous
"Ya did good Poozers" said Steve attempting to get back on track
 

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Okay, Fallen, I get that you're going through kind of a crisis right now, so PM me if you ever want to talk, okay? Or you could go to the RP Regulars group; they're really good at this sort of thing, and would probably give better advice than I would. But I think... maybe, we should get back to RPing, okay? The thread's getting a bit... derailed, so, yeah, this might not be the best place to discuss it. Be sure to let me know if you ever need to talk about anything, though, okay?
Lorenzo adjusted his cape, then turned to the group.
"Now, that's quite enough of that. These "orthodox training methods" are all well and good, but I think it's time we tried out something a little more... genre-appropriate..." Lorenzo motioned to Lucia, and she tossed him a microphone. He hopped onto the roof of the guild and started to sing, whilst all the while the new trainees performed numerous exercises, gradually getting better and better until eventually they were performing like pros. This is what Lorenzo sang:
Sung to the tune of Atop The Fourth Wall's "Gunslinger" theme: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI5dBNien0&feature=related]

Welcome to Garvedoir's Guild, where weak 'mons get strong,
Lorenzo's gonna train your skills, with the help of this song,
Izumi, you're not the most active,
Gearheart, you're not attractive,
Anyone who can back up their claims with violence, can help us right wrongs;

LUCARIO!
He's a dog, ZAP, uses Aura Spheres,
LUCARIO!
He's a part steel-type, fills his foes with fears!
LUCARIO!
Lizards, turtles, magnet-things and Zee,
LUCARIO!
You! Worship! Me!

LUCARIO sets up in the gym, and kicks a load of ass,
It might be you, or you, or him, who tastes my blades of grass,
You'd better hope you're not the first to fold,
My next victim gets turned into stew and sold,
And I'd like to say,
That that's not okay,
But honestly, haven't you already been told?

Humans, electric-types, legends and Team Rocket,
Team Aura stands tall, whilst rising up to block it,
My name's Lorenzo-Manuel, I'll put you through hell,
And any mistake you make, I'll mock it,

There's dismal numbers of hopeful recruits,
Who sneezed just now? You're the one I shoots,
But that ten percent with a chance to score,
Well, honestly, you're worth dying for!

LORENZO!
He's the guy who made you what you are!
LORENZO!
And you'll thank him for it, if you've lived this far!
LORENZO!
You there! That guy! The floating poltergeist!
LORENZO!
I! Am! Christ! LORENZO!!!
 

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"I swear to god if you sing a montage I will destroy you." says Steve grabbing and lifting the Treeco in the most threating manner imaginable