Geek Dating service anyone?

[Delicious]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

 

[Delicious]

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

not and i do actually =/

keep it cute or put it on mute

 

[magnuslion]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

you sir, or ma'am, are a pear. and I dont have to take that from you. its fruit harassment, and I am going to deal with you sharply for it. ((puts you back in the fruit bowl and takes away your birthday))

 

[Major_Sam]

Hey, hey Sam.

Can I have the DVD? I'm willing to trade my napkin singed by Harrison Ford for it.

C'mon now, cutie, don't hold out on me...

You sure can! You've just won yourself your very own Sammy-Pie!

Will there be a BluRay release?

There is now! Order today and recieve another copy of the DVD. You know, if you loose one in the toilet or something.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Hey, hey Sam.

Can I have the DVD? I'm willing to trade my napkin singed by Harrison Ford for it.

C'mon now, cutie, don't hold out on me...

You sure can! You've just won yourself your very own Sammy-Pie!

Will there be a BluRay release?

There is now! Order today and recieve another copy of the DVD. You know, if you loose one in the toilet or something.

I have no credit card... so... do you accept bits of string?>.>

 

[Flying-Emu]

You sure can! You've just won yourself your very own Sammy-Pie!

Oooh, I can't wait.

 

[Major_Sam]

Will there be a BluRay release?

There is now! Order today and recieve another copy of the DVD. You know, if you loose one in the toilet or something.[/quote]

I have no credit card... so... do you accept bits of string?>.>

We sure do! Though the pieces out string need to be all tied together. And dyed red. Send it now to recieve me!

 

[Delicious]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

you sir, or ma'am, are a pear. and I dont have to take that from you. its fruit harassment, and I am going to deal with you sharply for it. ((puts you back in the fruit bowl and takes away your birthday))

Birthdays? That's a cut to the stem right there, I only get one of those a life time!

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

not and i do actually =/

keep it cute or put it on mute

Of all the ways you could have responded to that, you picked, by far, the worst one.

I mean, that wasn't even entertaining. Just snobbish, and points to a inadequate understanding of tone. Do try harder.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I have no credit card... so... do you accept bits of string?>.>

We sure do! Though the pieces out string need to be all tied together. And dyed red. Send it now to recieve me![/quote]

does this mean your some kind of mutant kitten? :S

 

[Ushario]

That was Maddy and she's crazy, don't leave computers on near her!

BTW She's single and in Canberra blonde...

Edited again: I was 'attacked' half way through that first edit!
She is a nice girl though, unless she's got her boxing gloves on, then she's fiesty.

 

[DigitalJedl]

I have no credit card... so... do you accept bits of string?>.>

We sure do! Though the pieces out string need to be all tied together. And dyed red. Send it now to recieve me!

does this mean your some kind of mutant kitten? :S

Spoiler

 

[sorry user name taken.]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

you sir, or ma'am, are a pear. and I dont have to take that from you. its fruit harassment, and I am going to deal with you sharply for it. ((puts you back in the fruit bowl and takes away your birthday))

Birthdays? That's a cut to the stem right there, I only get one of those a life time!

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

not and i do actually =/

keep it cute or put it on mute

Of all the ways you could have responded to that, you picked, by far, the worst one.

I mean, that wasn't even entertaining. Just snobbish, and points to a inadequate understanding of tone. Do try harder.

naw =3

do keep trying though its very funny

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Andrew, 16 , asian, black hair, brown eyes, about 1.67m 53kg. Likes gaming, gaming, gaming, gaming and gaming (Did I mention gaming?). Probably cos I have only 2 friends in real life.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Andrew, 16 , asian, black hair, brown eyes, about 1.67m 53kg. Likes gaming, gaming, gaming, gaming and gaming (Did I mention gaming?). Probably cos I have only 2 friends in real life.

well i have none so your doing better than moi =3

 

[qball8600]

Jason, 22, Wales.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I also have huge......tracks of land.

Monty Python reference? That does it, call a priest, we're doing this thing right now.

Anywayz, charming greasy dago, might have connections to the mafia, loves pasta, wearing suits and tanktops, and shouting abuse at ethnics.

(Or not. You decide.)

 

[SomeLameStuff]

well i have none so your doing better than moi =3

What I didn't mention is that more than 100 people hate my guts in my current school alone. And considering that my school only has 400+ students, it really hurts =(