Geek Dating service anyone?

[Delicious]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

you sir, or ma'am, are a pear. and I dont have to take that from you. its fruit harassment, and I am going to deal with you sharply for it. ((puts you back in the fruit bowl and takes away your birthday))

Birthdays? That's a cut to the stem right there, I only get one of those a life time!

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

not and i do actually =/

keep it cute or put it on mute

Of all the ways you could have responded to that, you picked, by far, the worst one.

I mean, that wasn't even entertaining. Just snobbish, and points to a inadequate understanding of tone. Do try harder.

naw =3

do keep trying though its very funny

Changing one word does not an original comeback make. It does make you an extremely boring person though. Watching grass dry now seems as fun as a barrel full of raccoons, and makes a barrel full of raccoons seem so exciting that I'm almost positive it's beyond my comprehension. All thanks to you.

If you can only reply with something generic I understand. It is pathetic, though its very humorous.

 

[Syndef]

Whoa...everyone here is so young...

 

[Mr. Precocious]

Mag, 18. Brown hair, green eyes, freckles. 5'5", 128lb. I like shooters, especially Halflife and FEAR. Blood and gore in games makes me go WHEEEEEE. I also like to play D&D.
I've spent a year living in Japan but I return to Michigan next week, and I start college in the fall. I'll be a theatre major, specializing in costume design. I like cosplaying more than the actual animes, because I love to sew. I will watch any movie, no matter how bad, if the costumes are cool. This includes the new Star Wars trilogy. I like roller coasters, traveling, and reading comic books. I love Tank Girl, and I have the Princess Bride memorized in it's entirety. My ultimate goal in life is to out-geek my father. Also, I would like to do heavy combat in the SCA.

I like boys and girls. But, mostly, I like nerds.

Edit: I also enjoy a good cuddle.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Oh well why not.
Male, 18. Longish brown hair, likes reading sci-fi and fantasy, Warhammer 40K, Warhammer, my xbox360. I mostly play RTS, FPS and RPG. I like my PC almost as much.
I am a mega stargate fan. i own all of them on dvd. Also a big fan of battlestar galactica.
I like war movies and westerns too.
I also like some manga and anime, but not much.
I am about to enter my second year of sixth form, studying History, Politics and Philosophy.
That is just about all there is to me. I know, very boring. I'm also a sith lord =D
Oh yes, i like girls of the female variety.

 

[ilessthanthreetea]

Neillian (i am a girl, its the gaelic version of Neil), 20, brown/red soon to be red long hair, piercings, waist trainer. recovering Starcraft and WoW addict. Study Anthropology and Divinity in hope of doing my Phd in Religious Anthropology. Buddhist Philosopher. Social Bee. I like Rum, Creepiness, Cats, Sushi and steak. Also I make fantastic cakes.

 

[Major_Sam]

I also have huge......tracks of land.

Monty Python reference? That does it, call a priest, we're doing this thing right now.

Anywayz, charming greasy dago, might have connections to the mafia, loves pasta, wearing suits and tanktops, and shouting abuse at ethnics.

(Or not. You decide.)

It might be....;P

Mafia, pasta and suits?! *drags to the alter*

 

[MiloBMofo]

try meetageek.eu

bit pricey but worked for a friend of mine and she seems normal

milo, 27 northeast england

jobless, lurves shooting ppl and blowing s@@t up jacking cars and bikes, handy with grenades and super sheep even the odd concrete donkey, saving gambling establishments from terrorists, thining out hordes of locusts and zombies. Faithfull d.o.g too

nuff said methinks

 

[ilessthanthreetea]

Neillian (i am a girl, its the gaelic version of Neil), 20, brown/red soon to be red long hair, piercings, waist trainer. recovering Starcraft and WoW addict. Study Anthropology and Divinity in hope of doing my Phd in Religious Anthropology. Buddhist Philosopher. Social Bee. I like Rum, Creepiness, Cats, Sushi and steak. Also I make fantastic cakes.

You really shouldn't drink, it destroys brain cells.

Now this isn't scientific fact, as far as I know, but I'm willing to bet that drinking will help make the onset of senility quicker, as you will eventually not have enough brain cells to make connections to make up for the lost cells.

I drink to enjoy drink, not to get drunk, after stopping drinking for a good year I decided to get on the old train, I like Sailor Jerry Mojitos. I will make you one.

Everyone has a vice, drinking isnt mine. Its Caffeine.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

well i have none so your doing better than moi =3

What I didn't mention is that more than 100 people hate my guts in my current school alone. And considering that my school only has 400+ students, it really hurts =(

=[ I'm sorry its hard

its there loss they can't see how great you are just be yourself ^_^ and if they want to keep being like to you ignore it.its only going to make you low.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Just our of curiosity, are there any females on the escapist at all?

Um, yeah.

Labyrinth and Larenxis are the more famous of our female members; you might have heard of them.

EDIT: What the hell, I'll throw some stuff out there.

Chris, 16, 6'1" tall, weighing 55 kg, brown hair, green eyes. I like video games, books, writing, tennis and tenpin bowling. I like long walks on the beach...

Heh, you're not getting anything else out of me. All this you can find in parts of the forums already.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

WARNING: The Escapist holds no responsibility if you happened to get hooked up to someone of your same gender due to liars.

Oh, good times. *Good times...*

[small]*When reading this part, fade your voice off wistfully.*[/small]

oh i did... i did. :exhales from pipe:

Are you stalking me? I just saw you somewhere else. Is the Illuminati/CIA interested in me? *Runs off screaming*

By the way, I am not good dating material. In case anyone was interested. Which I know they weren't.

[small]I'm so lonely.[/small]

Dies laughing, falling off his damn chair.}}

srsly. Im 29, 6'4 blonde hair, blue eyes, and a lot of muscles. I am a college student studying Kinesiology and training for Pro Strongman competitions an MMA. and i think internet relationships are BS, and that I am not so socially inept that I would go looking for a date here. unless by some weird coincidence she happened to live nearby. I would be skeptical of even that and also wonder if I was being stalked.....

Buuut...technically you just did.

Full 360 in one post! Neat.

you sir, or ma'am, are a pear. and I dont have to take that from you. its fruit harassment, and I am going to deal with you sharply for it. ((puts you back in the fruit bowl and takes away your birthday))

Birthdays? That's a cut to the stem right there, I only get one of those a life time!

i like long walks on the beach.....

XD

I bet you don't even live near a beach, let alone enjoy placing your feet on one!

Bluff called.

not and i do actually =/

keep it cute or put it on mute

Of all the ways you could have responded to that, you picked, by far, the worst one.

I mean, that wasn't even entertaining. Just snobbish, and points to a inadequate understanding of tone. Do try harder.

naw =3

do keep trying though its very funny

Changing one word does not an original comeback make. It does make you an extremely boring person though. Watching grass dry now seems as fun as a barrel full of raccoons, and makes a barrel full of raccoons seem so exciting that I'm almost positive it's beyond my comprehension. All thanks to you.

If you can only reply with something generic I understand. It is pathetic, though its very humorous.

-___- this all started over my ''cheesy post''

seriously let it go

 

[Ushario]

Neillian (i am a girl, its the gaelic version of Neil), 20, brown/red soon to be red long hair, piercings, waist trainer. recovering Starcraft and WoW addict. Study Anthropology and Divinity in hope of doing my Phd in Religious Anthropology. Buddhist Philosopher. Social Bee. I like Rum, Creepiness, Cats, Sushi and steak. Also I make fantastic cakes.

You really shouldn't drink, it destroys brain cells.

Now this isn't scientific fact, as far as I know, but I'm willing to bet that drinking will help make the onset of senility quicker, as you will eventually not have enough brain cells to make connections to make up for the lost cells.

I drink to enjoy drink, not to get drunk, after stopping drinking for a good year I decided to get on the old train, I like Sailor Jerry Mojitos. I will make you one.

Everyone has a vice, drinking isnt mine. Its Caffeine.

Thats good, because scientists recently decided that drinking coffee is in fact good for you. Despite what they've been saying for ages....

 

[ilessthanthreetea]

well in my hey day I used to drink over 100 cups of coffee a week.

I should of been shooting lasers out of my eye balls.

 

[chaosfenrir]

sorry, not that desperate yet

Sides, i live toooo far way.

And yes, i'm a guy

 

[PureChaos]

Kev, male, 23, live in Weymouth (south coast of England), recently graduated from Exeter University. like pretty much all types of films (Bolt rules) and music, bit of a gamer, currently looking for a job.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

This sounds like fun.

Caitlin, 20 as of Monday, waist length brown hair, green eyes, 4' 11'' (and a half). I'm halfway through a mathematics masters, I'm an insatiable reader of fantasy and sci fi, obviously I'm a gamer and I'd be happy with a guy or a girl.

Now my brain hurts from trying to think of ways to describe myself...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

This sounds like fun.

Caitlin, 20 as of Monday, waist length brown hair, green eyes, 4' 11'' (and a half). I'm halfway through a mathematics masters, I'm an insatiable reader of fantasy and sci fi, obviously I'm a gamer and I'd be happy with a guy or a girl.

Now my brain hurts from trying to think of ways to describe myself...

Happy Birthday for Monday!

 

[Golden Gryphon]

This sounds like fun.

Caitlin, 20 as of Monday, waist length brown hair, green eyes, 4' 11'' (and a half). I'm halfway through a mathematics masters, I'm an insatiable reader of fantasy and sci fi, obviously I'm a gamer and I'd be happy with a guy or a girl.

Now my brain hurts from trying to think of ways to describe myself...

Happy Birthday for Monday!

Thank you. It's nice not to be a teenager anymore.

 

[Mr. Precocious]

Oh well why not.
Male, 18. Longish brown hair, likes reading sci-fi and fantasy, Warhammer 40K, Warhammer, my xbox360. I mostly play RTS, FPS and RPG. I like my PC almost as much.
I am a mega stargate fan. i own all of them on dvd. Also a big fan of battlestar galactica.
I like war movies and westerns too.
I also like some manga and anime, but not much.
I am about to enter my second year of sixth form, studying History, Politics and Philosophy.
That is just about all there is to me. I know, very boring. I'm also a sith lord =D
Oh yes, i like girls of the female variety.

Battlestar Galactica is awesome.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Yea, The key is being discrete. Quoting them too excesively might blow your cover.

On an unrelated note, my interests are long walks, digging, fetching, and posting in random forums.

[small]are you trying to blow my cover!?[/small]
discrete? who's trying to be discrete??