Geekiest thing you have said in public

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

When watching a movie especially a fantasy film; I and my colleagues will attempt to figure out what class D&D character the people are based on what they do.
(PS Aragorn is probably a Fighter not a Ranger.)

Me and my friends sometimes do that except we use WoW classes.
=]

Same 'ere. Couple years back in World History, we were learning about how archers revolutionized old-age warfare. First thing I called out was "where the hell are their pets?"

Only two people understood what I was talking about.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

When I told somebody to paint their wooden model car red for a race. They gave me an odd look, and asked "Why?". I returned the same look, and patiently explained "Red 'uns go fasta!".

This won't make any sense to people who don't know much about Warhammer 40k.

Ah, such a beautiful piece of logic :')

And yet so impeccably true. The Orkz is neva wrong.

da orkz is da best! we alwayz crush dem humiez!!

Gretchin, on the other hand, are crap.

I also shout "FOR SPARTAAAAA!" for insignificant things a lot.

 

[DoctorWhat]

I once used Batman as a topic for a speech in college. I was so busy at work and school that I forgot to prepare a persuasive speech until I got to class. All I knew when it was my turn was that I was going to do a speech on Batman. I ended up speaking for the full 5 minutes on why Batman is the greatest superhero ever created, citing specific examples of comics, issues, writers, the whole shebang. Completely off the cuff. I ended up getting 99 out of 100 for the speech, better than even the people who had prepared for a week.

I'm sorry, but that is just WIN!

 

[TikiShades]

Well, I do this stuff all the time, but I think my biggest moment was during Drama class when I bursted in on a 4-man improv. They were stuck inside of a cave, all hungry and stuff.

I started rolling for endurance checks so I didn't starve, and then everyone was sure I was crazy and decided to eat me (they lied, but I rolled a Sense Motive check ;3). They grabbed me by the legs, and I started screaming "No no! I need to roll a Fortitude save! I need to roll to see if I can resist the cannibalism!" Not entirely accurate, but I needed to throw as much D&D in there as possible.

I realized I had a d20 in my backpack afterwards.

 

[reslik]

i recently was with a group of non-geeky friends watching the new eminem video of "we made you" and while he was dressed up like spock, i shouted "what the hell, thats not how you use a bat'leth" they all looked at me like i was crazy...

 

[SmartIdiot]

Can I just say OptimusHagrid is an awesome name.

 

[CriticallyAcclaimed]

I've used the terms "HP", "MedKit", and "Level [Insert a Number Here]" several times in completely non-game related conversations.
This was not in public but my cousin once began arguing that Master Cheif's name was only "Cheif" and there was no 'master'. It lead to me and him in a full-out fist fight.(I won).

 

[DarkRyter]

"Goddamit, Sean! For the last fucking time, the green ranger was WAAAY more powerful than white!"

At my 6 year old nephew.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

Can I just say OptimusHagrid is an awesome name.

On the wall next to my Xbox is a tally in red pen counting the amount of times people like the name 'OptimusHagrid'. You are number three.

 

[TopHatTim]

"NO master chief would get his balls ripped off by a predator"

yeah...god damn it anrold

 

[hydroblitz]

in reply to
"so whats with you and video games?"
"i play them"
cue funny looks.

also, a few nicknames
Master Chief
Altair
...
Samus

 

[Snugglebunny]

Probably anything to do with MTG, seriously and you don't even know it until its out:

"Quillspike combo is so broken, just brune it or maybe Holy day or WOG it."
"No way, holy day isn't a instant, you could always just sack a goblin and activate his second ability,"
"Yeah, but I'm usually so mana screwed so I need some excel in the deck..."

And then I need to go beat myself up and take my own lunch money.

 

[elitecrewer]

I frequently say 'awpsome' by accident, purely as an awful pun referencing the AWP in Counter Strike that I use when I play it.

 

[thenoblitt]

Mine would be "What is the first thing that comes into your head when i say HP" and anybody that didnt say health points or hit points i called a fag

 

[atv_chic_18]

A ton of things I say are quite geeky. I can quote almost entire movies and tv episodes so... But I also have a couple times accidently said "LOL" in public. Yeah both of those times were funny. I sometimes say "epic fail or epic win or for the win" too lol .

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

My friend is a big GTA IV player and when we were talking as a group of friends, a gta related subject comes up and one of us says, 'What did that happen to you?' and my friend says, 'No IRL dumbass'-referring to GTA as IRL!!

We (me and my friends) once spent our entire chemistry class trying to remember all of the original pokemon names. We did really well, only missed out around 10 or something, so that shows where most of our brainpower is being diverted to.

Also, in addition to when OptimusHagrid was playing pokemon on the bus, he had nicknamed one pokemon "Bill Cosby" and when he started evolving I shouted out: "Bill Cosby is evolving!"

Boy did that sound odd.

This will amuse you then: http://www.sporcle.com/games/pokemon.php

Oh God, that's so piss easy.

Bollocks! You have to TYPE them? Is this 1999?

I know, with my stupid fingers there is no way I'd be able to pull it off *cries*

The worst I've done was carry around two game cube controllers around the public library for 2 hours.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I don't normally have geeky conversations in public but I could if I wanted to. Or maybe they're just not geeky to me because I think they're cool but still.

"Goddamit, Sean! For the last fucking time, the green ranger was WAAAY more powerful than white!"

At my 6 year old nephew.

This just because my favorite quote.

 

[shwnbob]

"Bag em' and tag em'" I used to say this every time I hit someone in dodge ball.

 

[Nargleblarg]

ugggg let's get this over with

"PICARD WAS 3 TIMES BETTER THEN KIRK I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU" yelled in public
....even made more humiliating while standing next to the girl I love yep my life sucks =)