Geekiest thing you have said in public

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dkyros

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"I'm Full!!!"

*Note this only makes sense in context which being that it was during a time when Taco Bell was airing comericials of people leaving T-Bell screaming this, and I a youthful college student screaming it in front of the whole restaurant as I left.
 

Insanum

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All of my friends are doing programming degrees.

We ARE The geeks.

Blasting "White and nerdy" in a modified Cityrover with an epic sub...for 3 hours...

And my own personal one(s):

Walking out of the star trek movie ranting about the plot in the trekkiest way possible...walked past some very..err.."attractive" women..they all turn and look at me like im an idiot...i felt like one (but kept ranting to save face!)

And Blasting Classic FM (my car is a black renault clio, 03) in the middle of a town centre when there are clubbers about...I cant help it.
 

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I was talking to my friend and for some reason I said, "Quickly! Let's reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
He stared at me and said, "That was so nerdy." "Shut up, Emo Kid."
 

Neurowaste

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messy said:
When someone asked how good I was at football (soccer) I replied without thinking "I'm pretty leet" also I went laser paint ball(shooting infra-red light at each other instead of paint) for someone's 18th and we spent the whole day shouting out "boom headshot" etc and using as many counterstrike / team fortress lines we could think of. At the laser paintball thing there was even an option for one of us to be a medic, the possibilities were endless
Yeah, same story, the Laser Tag arena was dark and full of geeks for my bud's 16th and we went around shouting "Need a dispenser here!", "Leeeeeeerrooooyyy jeennnnkiinnnsss", "Boom headshot!", "Ultrakill, m-m-m-monster kill!" and such, most geeky moment for me ever.

That and when i yelled "I just lost the game!" in the middle of a mall.
 

Srkkl

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I think this is probably more rude than geeky but a day after seeing an internet picture that I thought was hilarious the next day in school an elephant sized girl walks in class and I said (unknowingly) out loud "Holy shit a wild snorlacks has appeared." I had to laugh but no one else did.
 

Fightgarr

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I generally have no embarrassment at supposed "geekiness" of any statement I say. I have more of a concern that I drew a bunch of people's attention. Even then though I'm generally not concerned.

I think the geekiest thing I've yelled in public was probably on a bus when buddy was making fun of D&D and I yelled: "No fuck you! I fucking love Dungeons and Dragons." Which really isn't that geeky, but it sounds it to the layman. It would have been actually geekier to say something with a little more pretense such as when I yelled "My life for Auir!" in the cafeteria, but most people didn't get the reference and I just looked like an idiot who yells stupid things.
I got a "yeah" from someone on the bus after I yelled that.
 

Lord Thodin

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Oh i remember in 11th grade some kids were reminicing about how they used to watch DragonBallZ. I was inclined to lend an ear and heard them talking about the Ginyu Force. As they described all the characters, i was quietly naming them all off under my breath. When they got to Guldo, they were talkng about how he was retarded and shouldnt even be in the show. With out thinking i stated out loud "Well hes there cause nobody beats him but the captain." I felt like a complete assclown because i had just quoted DBZ Budoaki Tenkaichi 3 in public. All 4 or 5 guys turned and raised a brow as if i has just shouted i like to make statues outta my own poo.
 

Flying-Emu

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I saw this license plate
on a car, and there were a bunch of people crowding around it, trying to figure it out. I walked up and said;

"In Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, TK-421 was the designation number of the Stormtrooper that Luke Skywalker and Han Solo incapacitated. An Imperial Officer used the radio to ask "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?""

The SW stood for Star Wars, and that's what gave it away.
Thegoodfriar said:
That or shouting "Boom Headshot"
That's not geeky... it's just irritating.
 

CornSama

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A police officer once walked into my classroom and asked to see me over some pending investigation I was apparently part of, and I stood up and stated loudly, "Police Man! My arch nemesis. How did you find me here?" I don't think everyone else thought it was as funny as I did.
 

Timotei

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I was at my cousin's school's anime club's "Cosplay Ball". Me and six other friends had Rozen Miaden costumes made prior to the ball so we could show up as the 7 Rozen Maidens

I .decide to get into character and finished all of my sentences with Desu. There was even one time where I grabbed a peice of cheesecake (topped with strawberries), went up to the girl wearing the Hinaichigo costume, scewered a stawberry, extended it and yelled out 'Here! Take it!" *only five percent of you will understand how epic that was*
 

lostclause

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Anyone who's heard the deus ex themesong knows how catchy it is. If you've heard Yatzhee's lyrics for it it's downright impossible to get out of your head.
I walking down the hall to go and play deus ex so the lyrics popped into my head and I started singing. When I got to the room where my computer is I found my brother and his girlfriend sitting there and they were staring at me! Very embarasing.
 

killcheese

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OptimusHagrid said:
I just remembered having 'conversations' with my friend about computers when he's on the other side of the classroom.

As in, "IAN!!!! YA KNOBHEAD!!! I FOUND AN AGP GFX CARD!"
haha, this reminds me of my comp-sci class. Ahhh goooood timmmmes
 

Skeleon

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Just yesterday, I used Dune's almanach to give a buddy of mine a little quiz on its background.
He stopped caring after the fifth question or something.
I guess that's geeky, ain't it?
 

rickthetrick

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CornSama said:
A police officer once walked into my classroom and asked to see me over some pending investigation I was apparently part of, and I stood up and stated loudly, "Police Man! My arch nemesis. How did you find me here?" I don't think everyone else thought it was as funny as I did.

Wow I just cried after reading that. Too damn funny.


I'd have to go with walking into a subway in a full l.a.r.p. outfit.
I was a dark elf, facepaint, ears, and a cloak.
Saddest part is the guy working there thought I was trying to be a vulcan.
Needless to say my last time doing that crap.
 

Labyrinth

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"You're going to have to re-spec the rig, the CPU's lacking Sta. and Int. while the graphics card has nowhere near the Str. it needs. Oh, and fix the casing for more Cha."

I was proud.