Gender "Inappropriate" Traits and Characteristics

[Paksenarrion]

I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.

But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.

I'll marry you lol.

I am flattered.

i LOVE cats flying through the air. Especially when they are aimed at me. I get to Practice my Dodging and blocking skills.

XD

Especially if the experience point system is just like in Oblivion.

This was the only cat lady video I could find that wasn't a music video or recorded while it was on tv.

Really? Weird. I know bush is getting good experience with that dodge lol.

lol. When they said he was a rogue, they didn't know how right they were.

 

[spartan231490]

me: male, and a hopeless romantic

 

[Neurowaste]

I'm a diehard romantic and whenever girls have a relationship problem or anything they come to me, don't know if that counts...can't think of anything else right now....

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I'm surprised it didn't scratch you. Really? Did you squeeze upwards until its skull erupted out of its head? I'm having a hard time imagining this.

I have the kind of grip that can only be achieved by over 25 years of chronic masturbation.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm surprised it didn't scratch you. Really? Did you squeeze upwards until its skull erupted out of its head? I'm having a hard time imagining this.

I have the kind of grip that can only be achieved by over 25 years of chronic masturbation.

...I can never watch Darth Vader's force choke scenes in the same light again.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

I'm a teenage male. I hate most sports and cars.

I straighten my hair and do not like being unkempt. I also love cleaning, bright colors, shopping, and anything to do with cats.

 

[PurpleSky]

I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.

But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.

Please tell me,how fast does time go from when you're 18 until 27? Do you feel like it was only yesterday?

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm 27 and unmarried. Depending on the culture, I could be considered a dowager.

But only if I was filthy rich. If I was, I'd fill my house with stray cats and fling them at trespassers.

Please tell me,how fast does time go from when you're 18 until 27? Do you feel like it was only yesterday?

Depends on how you've lived your life, I suppose. Some days, it feels like yesterday. Other days, it feels like two different eras. Often times, you'd just rather not think about it.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I'm surprised it didn't scratch you. Really? Did you squeeze upwards until its skull erupted out of its head? I'm having a hard time imagining this.

I have the kind of grip that can only be achieved by over 25 years of chronic masturbation.

...I can never watch Darth Vader's force choke scenes in the same light again.

Yes, I've ruined the Mystery of the Force.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Often times, you'd just rather not think about it.

Creaky joint days!

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'm surprised it didn't scratch you. Really? Did you squeeze upwards until its skull erupted out of its head? I'm having a hard time imagining this.

I have the kind of grip that can only be achieved by over 25 years of chronic masturbation.

...I can never watch Darth Vader's force choke scenes in the same light again.

Yes, I've ruined the Mystery of the Force.

Who knew midichlorians were caused by masturbation?

Often times, you'd just rather not think about it.

Creaky joint days!

Yes. For me, my left ankle pops sometimes when I'm going down a flight of stairs. Other times, it's just sore, and it causes me to limp when I'm walking.

I call those days, Pirate Days.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well, I'm not into sports, but that isn't really considered "unmanly" with any of the people I know and I know some sports guys. So I guess nothing considering the societal norms with the people I interact with.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I'm surprised it didn't scratch you. Really? Did you squeeze upwards until its skull erupted out of its head? I'm having a hard time imagining this.

I have the kind of grip that can only be achieved by over 25 years of chronic masturbation.

...I can never watch Darth Vader's force choke scenes in the same light again.

Yes, I've ruined the Mystery of the Force.

Who knew midichlorians were caused by masturbation?

All of Star Wars was created by an epic masturbator.

Creaky joint days!

Yes. For me, my left ankle pops sometimes when I'm going down a flight of stairs. Other times, it's just sore, and it causes me to limp when I'm walking.

I call those days, Pirate Days.

I have a dodgy knee that just loves to give me jip and my knuckles start to seize up in the cold. Yes, wanker's cramp can lead to arthritis.

 

[Kortney]

I love football and cricket. I guess that's it.

Oh! and I love videogames. Duh.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

hey, guys...get this...
ready?
I'm....a guy.
and I have the amazing ability to...
be in touch with my emotions when appropriate!
Shocking, right?

 

[DC_Josh]

Snippy Snips!

Cat Flinging is an art form, true. I would suggest a crossbow made from solid platinum or titanium and then stud it with diamonds to make it the most expensive item in the galaxy.

You would indeed need a separate "plagued cat room" which would mean your solitary crazy cat lady shack will have to be more of a palace/vets, which would then require a staff to run it. But it's okay, I am here to help you.

And a moggie is an English slang word for a cat, usually one of non-pedigree status. Where abouts are you from?

 

[TheLiham]

long, dyed, straightened hair
all of my friends are girls or gay guys
is very clean and wears make up
Girly. As. Fuck.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Snippy Snips!

Cat Flinging is an art form, true. I would suggest a crossbow made from solid platinum or titanium and then stud it with diamonds to make it the most expensive item in the galaxy.

You would indeed need a separate "plagued cat room" which would mean your solitary crazy cat lady shack will have to be more of a palace/vets, which would then require a staff to run it. But it's okay, I am here to help you.

And a moggie is an English slang word for a cat, usually one of non-pedigree status. Where abouts are you from?

What luck! I hail from California, the supposed DC alternate universe version of the US. Forgive my ignorance, but what is the difference between pedigreed and non-pedigreed cats? Is that like the difference between purebloods and mudbloods?