Generic Sex Thread

[Lust]

"Uh, sir, I found our last pair in black if you want to try them on."

And then I'd say, "well......alright." *unzips*

Or....

"Cavity search!"

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

If her pants were off and she said she was self conscious, I'd take mine off too to make her feel better :3

 

[DJDarque]

If she came up to me and played me a beautiful melody on a bass guitar. :3

 

[emeraldrafael]

Probably if she could successfully argue as to why Niklas Lidstrom is tied for the best defensemen of all time and said that Cindy Crosby sucks

Now now, dont be hatin just cause hes the best there is at the moment.

OT: hm... well honestly if she said hey, lets have sex, and provided evidence she was completely clean of any STDs and could guarantee she wouldnt get pregnant. GIrl knows what she wants, and i'm always up for it if its safe and no risk.

 

[lettucethesallad]

Right now, the phrase "Don't worry, I'll fill in for you at work this weekend" would be enough. 2 11-hour shifts, groan.

 

[Sandernista]

Bit her lip in that always, tantalizingly suggestive mannerism while just asking me to tear them off.

This.

Or maybe her just being extremely funny.

 

[MRMIdAS2k]

I've dropped my trousers on the promise of tits, so my yardstick is fairly long.

I got tits BTW.

 

[Everin]

If the girl was my girlfriend, she wouldn't need to say anything

 

[NotYetForsaken]

A STD negative test.

 

[Lionsfan]

Probably if she could successfully argue as to why Niklas Lidstrom is tied for the best defensemen of all time and said that Cindy Crosby sucks

Now now, dont be hatin just cause hes the best there is at the moment.

I think Datsyuk is hands down a better player, the problem[footnote]if you can even call it a problem[/footnote] is that he passes too much and isn't selfish enough to score 50 goals a season, and also is on a team with Zetterberg, Franzen, and Lidstrom (among others).

Second: 2009 WAS OUR CUP DAMNIT!!!!

 

[Custard_Angel]

"hey... wanna do it?"

 

[Legendairy314]

If She was in a relationship that had progressed to that stage with me and walked into the room naked I'd figure out the rest.

 

[WolfThomas]

Said "Drop those trousers it's time for sex!"

 

[DoctorFrankenStein]

Wow, um. I can think of several things, probably too hot for The Escapist.
So lets go with a mild favorite.
My boyfriend totally naked, and in a helpless position, requesting one of our 'special doctor's appointments'.

 

[The Lugz]

small cute woman gives me the cutesy eyes while asking me to be my slave

geh.. 'drools'

 

[Lazarus Long]

Provided it's not my wife we're talking about, she'd have to be the Samurai Tailor, and slice my belt off with a katana.

 

[Ruedyn]

Why are you assuming I'm wearing pants?
Ask me if I wanted to swim because I have no trunks.

 

[6_Qubed]

Displayed interest in whatever it was I was doing, and then indicated that she would like to get to know me.

I am a very lonely person.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Probably if she could successfully argue as to why Niklas Lidstrom is tied for the best defensemen of all time and said that Cindy Crosby sucks

Now now, dont be hatin just cause hes the best there is at the moment.

I think Datsyuk is hands down a better player, the problem if you can even call it a problem is that he passes too much and isn't selfish enough to score 50 goals a season, and also is on a team with Zetterberg, Franzen, and Lidstrom (among others).

Second: 2009 WAS OUR CUP DAMNIT!!!!

if the cup was the wings, they would have won. They were beaten, clearly the belongs to the Penguins.

And Crosby has only ever scored 50+ goals in one season. he's usually in the 30s in Goals, and anywhere from 70s-80s in assists. he elevates those around him. Like a GREAT players should.

Also, Sid does pass. he also shoots, roleplays, and occasionally goes on the defensive. he's an all purpose, all around her. its not his fault that he is the STAR and CENTER and FRANCHISE of the team. I guess Gretzky was also a bad player, considering all those goals he got to get him that record. How selfish.

And really, when you have that... and I use this word loosely, "talent" surrounding you, that doesnt make you a great player, just means you're on a good team. Oh, Pavel's a good player. I'd certainly put him on my team if i designed one, but he'd play a lesser role and mostly be there for the experience. What do the pens have honestly? Malkin? He's in decline, has been for a while. Staal? He's not meant to be a high scorer. He's a big body, a physical guy, and the guy you center for your star to assist. there's nothing really on the penguins team that sets them above anything without Crosby. without him, they're just another regular team with some really good talent, but nothing particularly special (outside of when Malkin decides to step his game up). Sid can, and does, do it all. And he's young. Put him on pace for how he constantly gets better each and every season, addressing his faults, and he'll be outpacing Gretzky in the same time span, and in a much tougher to score against league.

Also, just pulling some numbers out and looking at stats, Pavel's most point total was 97, which he did twice in a row for two seasons. with 31-66 in 81 games in 07-08, and 32-65 in 82 in 08-09.

In every season Crosby's played a respectable number of games (not like last season, or the 07-08 season where he played 53), he's outscored Pavel with an average of 100+ points. In fact, in his highest scoring season, Crosby went 36-84 for 120 in 06-07, which far exceeds pavel's goals/assists best.

And if thats not enough, lets look at this:

Pavel's Regular season totals:
Games 662
Goals 221
Assists 430
Points 651

And his Post season totals:
Ga 121
Go 32
As 59
Po 91

Crosby's regular Season totals:
Ga 412
Go 215
As 357
Po 572

And his post Season totals:
Ga 62
Go 30
As 52
Po 82

Assuming Crosby keeps playing, and at his pace, he'll far exceed that pathetic old man Pavel, and in half the time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Absolutely nothing. I'm just hard core like that. Can't get me to take my pants off. Nope. Not me.