Genie in a bottle

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RedDiablo

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Omnipotence, so I can do everything that is logically possible. I can then make myself omnipresent and omniscient.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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I'd wish for a small vial of water of life that would never run dry.

(I forgot to make a wish.)
 

Compatriot Block

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I'd wish for the genie to be stuck in his bottle for all eternity entirely alone and unable to escape. I don't trust that he wouldn't try to screw me over by interpreting my wishes as poorly as possible.
 

Abedeus

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I'd wish for... POWER OF COMMON SENSE!!

Then I would shout at people: "WAIT! MY COMMON SENSE IS TINGLING!!".
 

ThrobbingEgo

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RebelRising said:
A societal and political return to Rationalism.
Interesting. The only problem is, what's rational usually only applies to your point of view. I'm not saying that there can't be objective truths - but we all like to believe that we're rational and that raving lunacy is exclusive to everyone else.

Politically, it'd work better for a dictator than a society that embraces a plurality of perspectives. Think about it, there wouldn't be two (and more) political parties if we could all agree on a single rational truth.
 

ZenMonkey47

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Cheesus333 said:
mokes310 said:
6. A bad film with Morgan Freeman in it (see number 1)
Be careful what you wish for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ

I'd wish for physical empathy between humans. In short, you hurt someone, you feel the pain that you inflict and the same for making another person feel good.

On everyone except for myself. ;)
 

Skeleon

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Hmm, that's a tough one.
I'd say the technology for faster-than-light-travel.
I'd sell it to all countries of the world with the requirement of moving in different directions away from Earth to colonize space.
That'd make me rich and hopefully postpone World War 3.
Earth is getting too cramped.
 

Sir Neox

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Id probably wish for the ability to control time.
I mean who doesn't want to control time.
 

traceur_

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I'd wish for more wishes (duh)

failing that I would wish for the ability of teleportation Jumper style but without being vulnerable to electricity, or I'd wish for Sonic speed, they're equally awesome.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Skeleon said:
Hmm, that's a tough one.
I'd say the technology for faster-than-light-travel.
I'd sell it to all countries of the world with the requirement of moving in different directions away from Earth to colonize space.
That'd make me rich and hopefully postpone World War 3.
Earth is getting too cramped.
Instead, you'll cause Intergalactic War 1 to be earlier, it's just in human nature to wage war once they find something to wage war on, especially when they think they'll win. Anyone want to enslave an alien race which is even more primitive than our own?
 

Skeleon

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Rex Dark said:
Instead, you'll cause Intergalactic War 1 to be earlier, it's just in human nature to wage war once they find something to wage war on, especially when they think they'll win. Anyone want to enslave an alien race which is even more primitive than our own?
Nah, that's only if you believe aliens are anywhere near us.
I don't think we'd reach them anytime soon, even with faster-than-light.
The distances are just too vast and the chances of another planet with intelligent life near us extremely slim. We might get to "enslave" a few alien bacteria, though.
At least that's what I'm guessing.
 

Lazy Kitty

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ElegantSwordsman said:
"I'll make a wish that can't backfire! I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it!"
You'll probably end up with a sandwich with the entire country of Turkey on it.
 

Ledan

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Right, one wish from this genie...
Godly powers:
Omniscent, Omnipowerful, and omnipresent....
Then i shall play around with the world as i want.... but that might be a bit boring so i would create an army of magical beings to do my bidding in taking over the world! (I could just do so with my godly powers, but this way is more fun)..

I've always wondered though, were to genie powers come from? They must be able to fufill any wish whatsoever, so how can they make you more powerful than them? Maybe they draw from a universal power or something... And it seems as if none of them use magic unless someone else commands them to use their magic in a wish form...