Genie

[Erja_Perttu]

I would like the ability to manipulate time and reality

The ability ot choose when I would like to die (and not get diseases in the mean time, that sort of thing)

To remain anonymous to the mass media

That'd give me some wiggle room to have some fun

 

[Dorian]

I wish to become immortal.
I wish for the universe to have no conceivable end or doomsday.
I wish to be able to control matter and be able to change the elements that make them up, along with thermal energy.

I will be fucking GOD.

 

[Smudge91]

For a minute there i thought you was talking about genie the person for some reason hehe.
1. Neverending wishes muhahahaha

 

[Souplex]

For a minute there i thought you was talking about genie the person for some reason hehe.
1. Neverending wishes muhahahaha

That goes against the one rule I specified.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

1: The resurrection of Jim Henson.
2: World Peace.
3: A large bath, filled with high-quality industrial-grade mercury.

 

[Souplex]

1. I'd wish I was a Prince.
2. I'd wish I was rescued from drowning.
3. I'd wish the genie was free.

That's correct, right?

The story of genies says that the genie is freed when it grants the third wish.

 

[rokkolpo]

1.a perfect island for myself and those i deem worthy of living there.(perfect in my eyes)

2.not needing any food or drinks, eat only for fun.

3.an italian cook.

i win!

 

[rokkolpo]

1. I'd wish I was a Prince.
2. I'd wish I was rescued from drowning.
3. I'd wish the genie was free.

That's correct, right?

The story of genies says that the genie is freed when it grants the third wish.

actually the story goes that he will be violently sucked back in his ''lamp''.

 

[Smudge91]

For a minute there i thought you was talking about genie the person for some reason hehe.
1. Neverending wishes muhahahaha

That goes against the one rule I specified.

oh ok...
erm
1) I wish for me to be able to write my essays and get a 1st in them

 

[johnzaku]

I made this exact thread like three months ago.

ok.... 1. "I wish that there will be no negative effects to any and all subsequent wishes be . they from you or a different source, unless I specifically will it"

(i.e.: should I wish for a billion dollars, I would automatically win like three lottos instead of poofing it out of a bank and then cops chasing me down and I go to jail)


2. "I wish I could morph my physiology however I like while retaining my conscious self"

(i.e.: I will be a very smart fly then a big intelligent fish etc...)

 

[Blackmagic1515]

1. To be able to control the elements.
2. To be able to sing and dance (any and all styles).
3. To be able to talk to animals and have a pet wolf and peregrine falcon.

 

[Andrecova]

1. Ability to control subconscious needs, desires, feelings and emotions of other human beings.
2. Invulnerability to all damage and harm that may be caused to me, making me immortal, until I revoke this wish at my own will.
3. Ability to freely control the flow of time at individual rates.

That should be enough.

 

[RanD00M]

1.I would wish for a skinnier body.
2.I would wish to be the best guitarist.Ever.
3.I would wish for self esteem.I don´t have any of that.

 

[ThreeWords]

1)Infallibility: hell, why not? What I say, goes!

2)Superhuman vitality: my body is just more powerful and alive than should be physically and biologically possible (this includes immunity to disease but not age)

3)Superhuman intelligence: the ability to be ridiculously cleverer than I have any right to be, in every area. This extends to feats such as photographic memory

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

1. A magical vile of the elixir of life that will never empty but can fit around my neck.
2. A small bag of the world's most valuable currency (pounds, right now) that only I can touch.
3. Complete and total mastery of all musical instruments in existence.

 

[EeveeElectro]

1) For my boyfriend to stop flirting with other girls.
2) More money.
3) A job.

 

[delet]

De javu, I just thought through this scenario...

1) Upon my 18th birthday I will be given a lottery ticket that will award me at least 100 million dollars that is assured never to be stolen, lost, or diminish in any way other than my spending it.

2) True love (why not, neh?)

3) Shapeshifting. I know theres a better term for it, though. The type of shapeshifting I'd choose would allow me to change any part of me into anything I wanted. Something about the ability to change matter around me at will or something. I'd basically be able to change my appearance and physical self in any way I please.

 

[geldonyetich]

Universal enlightenment.

I wouldn't need any more wishes at that point. We'd figure out the rest ourselves.

But, come on now, "A genie gives you 3 wishes?" Could this be any more generic?

 

[Me55enger]

I wish for a Left 4 Dead esque scenario within the next 26 days.

Then I wish for a white Christmas

Then I wish "I told you so" had as much venom when I say it as when Al Gore says it in 25 years.