Genie

[Misterian]

1.) I wish Disney Xd will finally tell everyone why they dropped Pucca off regular television and made Pucca episodes only availible On Demand.

2.) I wish for the ability to enter any fictional universe I wish.

3.) free the Genie, as I can't think of any other wish.

 

[Jark212]

1) Become the God of Universal Balance
2) The ability to accept the fate of others
3) Wisdom of the Gods

 

[GrinningManiac]

1) the gift of languages
2) the gift of infallible wit and charm
3) the gift of wisdom and all-knowing sucsessfulness

 

[DSEZ]

1.to be a god
2.true love
3.greatest singer,drummer,and guitarist ever

but after i wished to be a god i could do all those things to myself anyway so eh i dont need the other 2 wishes

 

[theshadavid]

You find a Genie and are granted three wishes. The only rule is that your wishes cannot alter your ability to make wishes (No infinite wishes, omnipotence or ability to grant your own wishes) What do you wish for?
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-Panthers go undefeated next year and win a super bowl, WITH Jake Delhomme who throws no interceptions all year.

-A lot of money, take 10 cents from every non-destitute person on earth living in an industrialized nation. I don't need this inflation shit. No-taxes.

-Luck, a lot of it.

 

[coldshadow]

1. I'd wish I was a Prince.
2. I'd wish I was rescued from drowning.
3. I'd wish the genie was free.

That's correct, right?

The story of genies says that the genie is freed when it grants the third wish.

actually the story goes that he will be violently sucked back in his ''lamp''.

itty bity living space

 

[Souplex]

Since everyone keeps on insisting on breaking the only rule I provided with their post I am just going to look down on you shamefully if you decide to break it.

 

[zohmbee]

1) To be infected with a superhuman virus (channeling Albert Wesker)
2) An army of loyal followers
3) Infinite Rocket Launcher

World domination? I think so.

 

[whycantibelinus]

1.) I want my teacher dead.
2.) I want to bang the most popular girl in school.
3.) I want to be President of the United States of America.

 

[zidine100]

1.) to know what happens after death (afterlife and such) (does this break the first rule, i would assume no since its not opnipitance)
2.) (depending on above answer) ability to control my own aging this includes outside circumstances (basically time traviling of the body if your injured and such) or depending on the above answer the genie's freedom
3.) genies freedom depending on 1.

 

[Kororci]

I would wish to have a simulator so that I could live as if in Fallout 3.
I would wish that nuclear bombs were never so Fallout 3 wouldn't actually happen O_O
and I would wish for... Hm...Uh...Cheese :3 Yes... Cheese

 

[relish]

More self esteem
Immortal
and Mind control
Do I get my wishes nows? pweeze pwetty pwetty pweeeze

 

[Valiance]

1: Ability to control time. (obvious shit)
2: Control over money. (though I could just use my time bending abilities for this, but whatever)
3: A GIANT FUCKING SWORD

How many did I get right?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Infinite knowledge, a billion green backs, and the love of the most beautiful women in the world?
I give out three golden apples baby.

 

[Discord]

I wish I had 500 Million Dollars

I wish I had the power to command Wolves

I wish I had one of these...

Yes....That will do.

 

[recoverytwo]

1.) the ability to bend the elements
2.)Time powers (without fucking up the time stream)
3.)The ability to be immortal (the kind that makes me immune to old age and illness while making me almost indestructible (compleetly immune to injuries would take all the fun out of it))

 

[lodo_bear]

1. Enlightenment
2. The will to power
3. Perfect empathy