Well, I guess I gotta put my DM hat back on.
somebody typed:
Mine would be
1) Stupid people are not heard.
2)I can has teh awesoem guitar skills.
3)I will be happy.
Suddenly, your tongue falls out. It's okay, you don't really care because the brain damage you have just received makes you blissfully happy at all times. You enjoy playing the guitar, and as drooling child, people say 'awe' whenever they hear you jamming.
How about:
1.Teh p0w3rz of Awezo0omness (strenght, speed, lazer-eyes, indestructibility, no aging 'n stuff)
2.Some Zombies break loose in Unspecifidistan(coughcoughiraqcough), country gets shut off, and we gotz da self made Zombie-Disneyland, open for Murderers and everyone who wants to become one!
3.A plane ticket (You know where to!)
1. lazer-eyes? I take it you mean that you want to be able to shoot focused beams of photons out of your eyes. Eh, I guess I can do this. I'll even throw in the rest of the superhuman shit in with the deal. You are forever young, fast, strong, invunerable to exterior harm and can shoot intense laser beams that burn through shit. Everything is great until the brain tumors. You have a nice run as a superhero, but there is still no cure for the tumors. Oh, and doctors can't operate because you are invunerable to their tools.
2. zombies, eh? You, sir, are an asshole! seriously, you can't contain zombies. EVER! Zombie outbreaks are either eliminated or spread throughout the world, destroying all who venture forth. It's not a theme park, it's the end of the world, and you just brought it.
3. Plane ticket to escape the zombie apocolypse. I hear that Antarctica is a good place to ride out the end of humanity.
Next!
1: A Crysis nano-suit built under my skin: AKA super cyborg powers.
2: A bank account that gets 50,000 added to it each month. (regenerating money)
3: The ability to morph my body shape and how it acts. (I could get rid of my curly hair and dandruff as well as get an easy six pack).
okay
1. Your nanites follow the three laws of robotics.
2. Your government finds out about this 'money' and arrests you for not paying taxes.
3. This ability comes in handy in prison. Better look out, zombies have just invaded the prison.
Mwahahaha! more:
1.I stop ageing at 25 and live forever or until it gets really shitty.
2.That all people go to there personal heavens after death unconditionaly.
3.A magical pendant embeded in my left hand that will grant me endless wishes.
now
1. I hope you are already 25, because ever since the zombies came, things got really shitty. You keel over dead.
2. You wish for theology to be true... the genie stares at you dumbfounded.
3. Suddenly, a pendent bores into your left hand. There is a rotating part in the pendant that slowly brings a dull blade around, tearing the inside of your flesh, causing you to bleed profusely and wish for death.
and...
1: No diseases for the rest of humanity
2: ME to have infinite amount of money
3: For me to be able to form any human body into a real manifestation
1. Suddenly, all bacteria, molds and viruses disappear. Lacking illness, man is able to live for prolonged periods of time. However, this is only the beginning of our HELL. I'm not too much of a biology nut, however I understand that the bacteria we carry in us does provide a vital role in allowing us to get proper nutrients out of the food we eat. Let's look at landfills where stuff can't break down. With no sick members of the pack, predators die off in large quantities. Prey breed in large numbers and consume plants until they are gone. Starvation becomes the leading cause of death. I'm guessing there will be about 30 years before the world is left a lifeless husk of nondecaying bodies.
2. Once again, an infinite number of pennies crush your pathetic body into the ground.
3. You have formed your own human body to resemble a pancake, if that counts?
hmmm...
1. Telekinesis - possibly the coolest power it is possible to have
2. I want to know what the HELL happened to alma in F.E.A.R =.=
3. a new power source, other than oil, to be discovered which causes no negative effects, wave goodbye to global warming!
1. Telekinesis is cool. you can move things with your mind. But you only have 14 psp's.
2. You find out. It's kinda neat, but you kinda wish you didn't blow a wish on something so trivial.
3. Do you want a POWER source or a FUEL source? Oil is nice and all, but most people don't waste it on generating electrical power. Fuel sources can be used to produce HEAT, which is used in heat cycles to produce electrical power. Personally, I find COAL to be a far more offending source for fuel to generate electrical power. Pretty much everything you put here is gonna have negative effects. Solar is terribly inefficient, costly and has been known to cause all kinds of skin cancer. Wind power depends on the wind actually blowing. Ask Katrina victims if the wind has no negative effects. Hydroelectric breaks up migration habitats and leads to dead fish. Nuclear fission produces radioactive material, which is deadly when injested in large quantities. I guess I can make the pipe dream of nuclear fusion a reality.
1. The abolition of all memory of war. Then we would not know what it is, and old prejeduces would be broken.
2. An unsolvable rubix cube so that wars would start again.
3. A guitar infused with the soul of Hendrix
People forget war, then they forget why they should NOT go to war. Without this detterent, normal politicians decide to strike at countries that offended their ancestors. Nukes are launched. Within hours all civilization has been destroyed. Nuclear winter has set in. A child finds a rubix cube that he cannot solve, so he throws it into the fire to keep himself warm. Somewhere, a lonely guitar wishes to be played, but nobody is around to hear.
1) Diplomatic Immunity.
2) World Peace.
3) Videos of Apocalypse Now, Full Metal Jacket and The Godfather (I can't find these anywhere).
Suddenly, you are the ambassador to Iran. Completely immune. You piss off some crazy Jihad guys. They steal some russian nukes and nuke everyone. Everyone is dead. The world is at peace. The mail takes a while, but eventually your videos would have arrived.
Eh, that's all that deserve replies. DM out!
