Jessica, no, i will not spend significant amounts of time with someone so insecure that they won't look at a camera when their picture is being taken.
Amanda, no, i will not spend significant amounts of time with someone who has the emotional output of a pocket watch.
Britney, no, you're creepily well developed for someone underage. Just no.
Alison, no, you're more manipulative than Satan.
Claire, no, just because i buy coffee cake from you every Thursday does not mean i'm your knight in shining armour. Maybe i want to be left alone when i'm at Starbucks, perhaps thats why i bring my laptop and sit in the armchair farthest from any other form of sitting device.
Elise, no, this is the 5th time you've tried to use me as the recovery guy. Just to abandon me as soon as the fucking asshole who hits you and screams at you wants you back.
Gaaaaaaaaaah. These wimen things.