Get-Rich-Quick Schemes

[feather240]

stage 1 collect under pants
stage 2 ????
stage 3 profit

sorry if i got the quote wrong its been a while

South Park... funny stuff. And yes the quote is right.

Now can I have a cookie?

I guess I can be nice and give you some.

Couldn't you just make a sugar cookie Oreo with those instead?

 

[feather240]

Lemon aid stand, and put crack in the lemon aid. They will keep coming back

Wouldn't you lose money if you sold crack for the price of lemonade?

 

[cthulhu257]

Lemon aid stand, and put crack in the lemon aid. They will keep coming back

Make Coca-Cola. The old fashioned way.

 

[feather240]

Lemon aid stand, and put crack in the lemon aid. They will keep coming back

Make Coca-Cola. The old fashioned way.

We can rename it"Nuka-Cola Classic".

 

[Anarchemitis]

I'll let you in on it for $250

 

[jewjitsu72]

Lemon aid stand, and put crack in the lemon aid. They will keep coming back

Make Coca-Cola. The old fashioned way.

Wouldn't that be Coca-Cola with lemon?

 

[S29 Afterlife]

give people FREE pr0nz for a $5 monthly subscription fee.

 

[cthulhu257]

Lemon aid stand, and put crack in the lemon aid. They will keep coming back

Make Coca-Cola. The old fashioned way.

Wouldn't that be Coca-Cola with lemon?

Back before the FDA, Coca-Cola was sold as a cure-all elixer, or something like that, and contained small doses of cocaine. Hence, "Coca".

 

[SkullCap]

Step 1: Create a "book" (pamphlet) *wink wink* titled "How to become a Millionaire"
Step 2: Print out a 500,000 copies.
Step 3: Sell them for $2 a piece.
Step 4: Break out the bubbly your a millionaire!

 

[lacktheknack]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Scientology, already done.

 

[SkullCap]

I'll let you in on it for $250

This guy knows what he's doing.

Y'know I've given him over $750 for his secrets and he keeps getting interrupted by his very quiet cell phone. But the fool doesn't know I will soon use that information to become rich. Muwhahahaha!

 

[relish]

Make a book called how to make a million dollars. Then on the inside write thank you.

 

[relish]

Step 1: Create a "book" (pamphlet) *wink wink* titled "How to become a Millionaire"
Step 2: Print out a 500,000 copies.
Step 3: Sell them for $2 a piece.
Step 4: Break out the bubbly your a millionaire!

Aw. Dang I didn't see yours sorry.

 

[Worgen]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Scientology, already done.

and so does christianity

 

[lacktheknack]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Scientology, already done.

and so does christianity

BZZZZT, incorrect.

Christianity does not cost people money, and the church workers work five days a week like everyone else. Many smaller churches (like mine) are in debt, thus killing the "cash grab" idea.

If you feel that I'm thoroughly wrong, look past the one or two churches you know of.

 

[Rachet922]

DVD Rewinders...

Best 1 ever (that I've heard of):have a group of athiests watch your pets after the rapture. people pay this group monthly fees so that there pet gets taken care of when Jesus comes again.

other than that my friend in uganda has left you 35 million dollars but first we need your bank account and sort code so it is safely transfered.

 

[Worgen]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Scientology, already done.

and so does christianity

BZZZZT, incorrect.

Christianity does not cost people money, and the church workers work five days a week like everyone else. Many smaller churches (like mine) are in debt, thus killing the "cash grab" idea.

If you feel that I'm thoroughly wrong, look past the one or two churches you know of.

ehh I come from tx, the land of the mega church, where they are made of gold (not really but Ill bet some of the idiots would)

 

[thiosk]

Charging people online for 'twilight official manga' and sending them Hellboy. I'm sure that will get me a few thousand.

This is a money-loss-through-litigation scheme.

Stephanie Meyer will sue the living daylights out of you.

Christianity does not cost people money,

Not anymore, at least.

I want to get a hooker, then pay indulgences to clean my moral slate.

Such an easy gimmick!

 

[RobotNinja]

form a religion, tell ppl you need money for them to be saved, only work 1 day a week

Hey, that sounds like Scientology!