Girl Advice

[vacuumbrand]

Don't go for the "cool" way. Ninety-nine out of ten times it's going to flop and make you look like a tool. Just say "Well, you, really."

Improper fractions are cool. However, I agree with Wolf's statement.

 

[dududf]

In all seriousness, Think about it for about 2 seconds, and say matter of factly, "You know what, probably you. Yeah." and nod your head a little.

It works, as I've been in that EXACT scenario before.

Saying "probably you" doesn't seem like a great idea. I don't know how that worked for you.

Well in my scenario the girl actually liked me, so I'm sure she thought I just said something awsome.

Also it's in the vocalization of it, a slightly smug voice happening.

I dunno hard to explain.

 

[Tears of Blood]

You should say...

"Well, it was you, until you asked that retarded question. Now you can fuck off."

Yeah, that's what I'd say. I've always been a lot more real than is probably healthy for me.

 

[Talens]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd catch you first."

Damn girl you better update your pokedex coz you caught my eye.

 

[Cowabungaa]

As everyone said already, just say "you" if you really think that. Honesty gets you the furthest. It's a golden opportunity as well, it's a lot harder to take the initiative yourself. Praise yourself lucky young man.

 

[ksn0va]

Happened to me once, went something like this:

Girl: Who do you like?
Me: Why?
Girl: No reason
Me: It's a secret
Girl: C'mon...
Me: I don't tell people I don't know very well my secrets
(Stand's up and starts walking)
Girl: Where you goin
Me: It's almost 12 and I'm hungry. You're hungry too right? Come with me and I'll tell you who I like.

While we were eating we started talking about stuff. Then we started to hang out (In campus) the following days. After a couple of weeks we saw each other outside school. One afternoon while we were eating out, She asked me this: "You never really told me who you liked, So who is?"

As I was about to tell her "You"...

I woke up.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Unbutton your shirt a little.

Flick back your hair.

and reply

"....the teacher".

 

[Dj_Trip]

Push her around and treat her like crap, girls seems to enjoy that for some reason. Or you could just profess your love to her and act totally surprised when she steps on your heart and starts dating some preppie dickhead who wedgies you once a day and twice on Fridays.

The moral of the story is never ask the internet for dating advice.

it pains me to say, you've got something here.

 

[Dogstile]

*snip*

you

The moral of the story is never ask the internet for dating advice.

that's more truthful than you think.

on a more serious note, girls tend to ask so they can find out without having to ask you out first

 

[Dommyboy]

Jeez, don't you guys remember any of my advice?

When she asks you again, lean over to her like your about to whisper to her, then suddenly punch her in the face and give her a black eye. Then tell her she reminds you of your mother.

Works every time.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Right after she asked it, the bell rang and we were walking out of class. I was in a hurry, waved goodbye, and said "I'll tell you someday."

Stick with that, keep it mysterious, and whatever you do do not show even the slightest amount of awkwardnes when you say it, because then she will know.

Another thing you should do, is to see how she reacts with her friends before she comes over to talk with you, 'cause you want to make sure that she isn't being cruel (no offense to your potential girl or anything BTW).

 

[Chrissyluky]

If she asks again just say "You".

this. dont act nervous act confident and let her know how you feel if shes interested shel give you a shot and you will most likely start dating as long as you make the first move. if not dont be too sad most relationships dont last very long anyways. most importantly DONT ACT DESPERATE!

 

[Kurokami]

Yes, another one of those.
In class today this girl - a really pretty one, mind you, with intellect and personality and the ability to finish a complete sentence. Anyway, in class she asks me "Who do you like?" Now, this is a major trap (any guy knows this) made popular by the fact that there is almost NO MEANS OF ESCAPE from it.

Anyway, as expected the girl who asked me this is the same girl that I've been crushing on for a while. I really need a cool way of telling her I like her, (without creeping her out please) and that I think she's pretty etc, etc.

Hmm, thank god for sarcasm, having lived by it I can tell you it becomes easy to answer trap questions and the like as people tend to take the answer they want (or atleast weigh it). I'd have just answered with a joke if I was trying to escape it, truthfully if I wanted something going (though therein comes the downside where not many people are interested in a someone who makes light of everything).

I'll advise this for you, either answer truthfully and ask her out (my advice would be to say so humbly with a hint of reluctance/shyness) if you want this thing happening, or if you know a way to better your odds then start making a change. Keep in mind you're kind of on a clock, and becoming a great friend is not a good strategy.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

If she asks again say "You, and all of this talking is making me hard"

Or.

Say "Screw that question I got a better one! Shall we shag now, or shag later?"

Or "Judging by the massive erection I have, I'd say you"

That's great.

 

[Sebenko]

Spoiler: Thread Title: To All Loveless Nerds Seeking Help

Rest assured when we tell you that the entirety of the world wide web is behind you in your endeavor to ask out whichever girl or guy is the current object of your affection. The internet really does amount to more than a simple hate machine, and as a whole it would be pleased enough to see you succeed romantically, especially considering the benefits arising from that success.Having more gamers living normal lives in healthy, stable relationships makes the gaming industry so much less likely to be frowned upon by media whores and soccer moms seeking an easy target for cathartic blame. Furthermore, there's always the chance that your relationship will turn out to be a very caring and supportive one, making your partner into the supportive outlet that this humble series of tubes wishes so desperately not to be. So by all means, go for it. Ask them out. You have our full blessing. Also, when it comes to sex; pics or it didn't happen. Thank you.

Agreed
We salute you, and god speed in your quest for boobage.
Though I gave up my quest in return for a life partner who considers a PC Vs. Console debate good foreplay, you may succeed where I failed.
Take my courage, it will aid me no longer.

 

[zidine100]

say "there is a special person who i like"

when she asks who

"the only person who i have ever truly liked.....

myself"

no but seriously isnt the answer plainly obvious to you?

 

[Nepeccel]

Tell her you like her before she asks you again, that way you show her you have balls. Girls like balls on a man because that is what seperates us from the girls, so go now, flaunt those spheres on manhood.

And God speed.