girl i like

[slyywiskers]

I don't have, or really want, a facebook. Also, do a mating dance. That'll make her like you.

Or hate you.

Either one's a fine choice.

lol id prefur the former myself although nothing beats being a rejected stalker guy

 

[slyywiskers]

Surely the simple solution would be to just ask the friend that told you that she thinks of you 'where did you see her? could you possibly ask her to meet me or something?', if they've already spoken to them then they probably know where and when to find her (you'd probably have better luck doing that than asking a bunch of strangers on the internet who are notorious for anti-social behavior, nuerotisism, hygine problems and sexual deprivation).

EDIT: When was the last time you spoke to her and what's your relationship like with her? That could make a huge difference.

weell i know where it was(a farmers shop) and we had a good relationship... "flirted" alot and pretened we dident like each other when we where face with the ulitimat undenieableility of the fact and couldent go in any direction tell we was acceping it.... you might be able to interpret my lose discripion...tho i wont get my hopes up

EDIT: in other words i liked her she knew(probly everyone else did) and she liked me


also as before metioned so far she is the only human being i feel some degree of affection towards and will problly be the only person i will shead a tear for if she dies.

 

[Abedeus]

weell i know where it was(a farmers shop) and we had a good relationship... "flirted" alot and pretened we dident like each other when we where face with the ulitimat undenieableility of the face and couldent go in any direction tell we was acceping it.... you might be able to interpret my lose discripion...tho i wont get my hopes up

lol id prefur the former myself although nothing beats being a rejected stalker guy

I know it's offtopic, but GOD DAMN you know how hard it is to read your posts? "prefur"? "undenieableility"?! Use a spellchecker, for crying out loud...

Also, forum is not an IRC. Do not post just to say "lol" or double post.


Oh, and you are only 16. Never say never.

 

[Jamash]

Surely this is a joke topic?

 

[slyywiskers]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

 

[AndyVale]

*Utter garbage*

Lastly, if you do meet her just bust out some press ups. That impresses any chick.

lol i dunno she might not be impressed and my arm streaght could give out leaveing me awkardly lying on the ground.

If your strength fails you then feign injury. Here is how it SHOULD work out:

You: 1, 2, 3, 3.5 ARRRRGH MY ARM!
Chick: What's wrong? I was getting moist.
You: Pain... pain is searing through my arm. I think I've torn a tendon.
Chick: What can I do to help?
You: Heal me, look in that cupboard. There should be something that will help.
Chick: *opens cupboard* Painkillers?
You: No, I'm in pain but I'm no pussy.
Chick: Bandages?
You: No, just below them...
Chick: Love Oil?
You: That ought to do the trick...
Chick: I'm sure I can do something with this. Oh look, Marvin Gaye.
*Wah wah wah waaaaaaoooooooo*

To quote Lund "I see no other possible outcome."

 

[Jamash]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

 

[slyywiskers]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

 

[Abedeus]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

 

[slyywiskers]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

dude this is just a fourm thingy not a spell-really-good-or-die thing the spelling is irrelevent

 

[Abedeus]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

dude this is just a fourm thingy not a spell-really-good-or-die thing the spelling is irrelevent

That's an excuse good for an online shooter, where you have no time for punctuation or spelling. But you have all the time in the world to write a post, check if you did it right, USE A BLOODY SPELLCHECKER that comes free in Firefox and Opera.

Anyhow, why should we care about your problem if you rape our eyes with your grammar and poor visual quality of your posts?

 

[slyywiskers]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

dude this is just a fourm thingy not a spell-really-good-or-die thing the spelling is irrelevent

That's an excuse good for an online shooter, where you have no time for punctuation or spelling. But you have all the time in the world to write a post, check if you did it right, USE A BLOODY SPELLCHECKER that comes free in Firefox and Opera.

Anyhow, why should we care about your problem if you rape our eyes with your grammar and poor visual quality of your posts?

there no need for YOU to if you can only critisize me and pay atention to the topic

 

[Falconus]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

dude this is just a fourm thingy not a spell-really-good-or-die thing the spelling is irrelevent

That's an excuse good for an online shooter, where you have no time for punctuation or spelling. But you have all the time in the world to write a post, check if you did it right, USE A BLOODY SPELLCHECKER that comes free in Firefox and Opera.

Anyhow, why should we care about your problem if you rape our eyes with your grammar and poor visual quality of your posts?

there no need for YOU to if you can only critisize me and pay attion to the topic

I feel obliged to point this out to you. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84120
note the part about spelling and grammar. You don't have to be perfect, but make an effort.

On topic, you said you had a few phone numbers with her last name. Just call them until you have the right one. Be careful not to be overeager, because that whole 'the only person I feel affection for' can come off as either incredibly endearing or amazingly creepy. Good luck.

 

[Abedeus]

Surely this is a joke topic?

no it is with all seriousness

Really?

If you don't mind me asking, what country are you from or what's your first language?

i am from new zealand and i speak engilsh first

Are you sure you are 16? I had better English when I was 9. No, I am not lying. I was better at English 9 years ago than you today.

dude this is just a fourm thingy not a spell-really-good-or-die thing the spelling is irrelevent

That's an excuse good for an online shooter, where you have no time for punctuation or spelling. But you have all the time in the world to write a post, check if you did it right, USE A BLOODY SPELLCHECKER that comes free in Firefox and Opera.

Anyhow, why should we care about your problem if you rape our eyes with your grammar and poor visual quality of your posts?

there no need for YOU to if you can only critisize me and pay attion to the topic

Pay what to the topic?

Anyway, you managed to write 3 pages of a thread for something a person should be able to do on his own. Also, when you are 16, your feelings mean nothing.

 

[fuckwit]

I predict a flame war.
Anyways, give the guy a break. He's been looking for this girl for a while now, I presume and we're just holding him away from looking up his mistress. By the way, how did that phonebook thing go? Did you call her? Did you go to her house and stalk her like the true escapist?

 

[iJosh]

Advice, Get over it. One girl isn't worth wasting time or money over if you don't even know her name or number.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Hire a prostitute and call it a day.

This. I thought this would be about advice, not physically finding someone. No one can help you find her.

 

[Gerazzi]

I am not kidding when I say that you're lucky just to have a girlfriend.
But seriously, this is probably some sort of test of your love for her. 'cause chicks do that a LOT...

also, I'd say your best bet is to ask her where she is via the phone or whatever you used to talk to her when she said she missed you.