Girl Issues...

[Irony's Acolyte]

Move on.

Is there really any difference if she left you for another guy?

Cha-ching. We have a winner.
Seriously. She left you. It really doesn't matter who she left you for (unless there like butt-ugly or have some other irredeemable character trait, like they're a murderer). Just move on and find someone else. There are still plenty of fish in the sea, to quote the over-used saying.

But try for a threesome if you can. She wasn't angry with you when she left, was she? When life gives you lemons, make applejuice!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

When life gives you lemons, make applejuice!

When life gives you lemons, grab the salt and tequila.


OT: Lapse into an alcohol induced coma for a few months... Things should have settled down by then, and even if they haven't you'll probably have brain damage so you won't care.

Or, for dread revenge, get a caulking gun and some naval sealant... the rest writes itself.

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

I'm assuming threesome isn't an option?

If it isn't he could always ask to watch.

 

[justnotcricket]

Assuming she didn't handle the split extremely badly, I would be happy for her that she has been able to be true to herself in terms of her sexual preferences. You two could have been in for a whole lot of unhappy if she had kept quiet and just disliked everything you did together.

Besides, isn't this better than her leaving you for another guy? At least this way you know that you weren't competing...

 

[Nieroshai]

I personally would take that as "I suck so bad I turn people gay." But that's me. Maybe she was in denial about her sexuality to begin with or wanted to try to be straight but got tired of it?

 

[Sentox6]

Well, the girl she's with is my best friend's ex. Does that make it just a bit more awkward?

Have you thought about trying to sell your story to a soap opera writer?

 

[Folio]

Move on.

Is there really any difference if she left you for another guy?

Yes, because he thinks it's his fault she wanted to date a woman. (As in: I'm so bad, women turn gay because of me.)

But this is not so. Maybe she didn't tell you she was bisexual or found out that lesbianism was better suited for her.

It's not your fault, it's never your fault.

 

[Kiju]

Deal with it and move on?

 

[Verlander]

The title mislead me into thinking you were having girl issues. Like you were on the blob or something