Girl Issues...

[superbatranger]

I'm assuming threesome isn't an option?

How you managed to accomplish that is beyond me.

 

[Palademon]

Everyone has assumed she's lesbian. I'm going to be optimistic and assume she's bi.

 

[Timotei]

Go for a guy. Post a picture of her reaction when you tell her.

 

[Paksenarrion]

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
uh but really. Her views has changed. Not your fault really. Just find another girl dude =] Plenty of fish in the sea

XD I agree. Find another girl-dude. Traps are great in bed. Trust me. I am from the Internet.

 

[TRR]

Ignore her, try not think about her at all. Move on. And for the sake of your self esteem don't take her back if she suddenly realizes she still likes dick.
Unless she starts weeping at your feet explaining how she made a stupid mistake and that you are the best thing that ever happened to her. Of course the mathematical probability of her doing this is about equal to your height divided by the diameter of VY Canis Majoris.

 

[there is no spoon]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

man, that's what happened with my last relationship... I just huddled up in a little ball for a few days and contemplated suicide like I usually do... I'm still good friends with the two though...

That's umm...an interesting approach. However I wouldn't advise OTHER people to contemplate suicide as an option.

 

[nondescript]

You accept the fact that your relationship is over, and you move on with your life.

Unless you are trying to imply there's something wrong with 2 girls being in a relationship. Then it's a whole other discussion that should be taking place in this post.

This.

There is really only one mature way to handle it, as hard as it may be.
This says it perfectly.

Same thing you'd do if it was your wife: Try not to emulate Ross from "Friends"

 

[Hisshiss]

You let her do it and move on, that's not really any different than a regular break up, shes not your problem anymore.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Sleep with her new girlfriend and claim you were simply "testing the grounds." She will most definitely appreciate this.

 

[EeveeElectro]

That's happened to me. Well, no. I turned her lesbian.

I don't think you turn someone lesbian or gay. People don't decide 'Huh, I'll think I'll be gay today!' They had probably always been lesbian but tried to lie to themselves, which never works.
One of my friends insisted she turned her boyfriend gay, but I met him before he came out and he was so gay you could see it from space. :|

 

[Brandon237]

Get over it and try to remain friends. And don't, for the love of lemonade, tell any other girls you intend to go out with of this incident. Just... Don't. And I'd advise not telling the internet either you know, or anyone.

But thanks for the blackmail fodder info, I guess?

 

[Danzaivar]

When a girl turns lesbian, and angel gets its wings. If you're somewhat responsible for the transition, rejoice! You have made the spark of hope in this world that little bit brighter.

 

[DalekJaas]

Well, the absolute first thing I'd do is post about it on an internet gaming forum.

While you were joking, I genuinely don't understand why people attempt to get advice from other people on this website about relationships. I actually wouldn't be surprised if most relationship advice threads here were made-up.

 

[BonsaiK]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

Leave her for the same woman. Revenge!

Hahaha and you were all expecting a link weren't you. Well, if I get a hint that this question was a serious solicitation for advice rather than a hypothetical scenario, I'll give some. Until then...

 

[ShadowsofHope]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

You start to try to imagine said intimate relations in your mind to soothe the leaving.

..I was being entirely serious there, as well.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Start dating a guy?

 

[Outright Villainy]

Forget about her. She is just human waste like every other person on this planet.

You've been watching too much Fight Club.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

Forget about her. She is just human waste like every other person on this planet.

That's a healthy look on life you negative Nancy, look for a new girl and hope the trend doesn't continue!

I think you mean outlook. Besides, what's wrong with seeing people for the grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit that they are?