Girl Issues...

[Sacman]

Step 1: find corner
Step 2: curl up in ball
Step 3: cry

Repeat as necessary until you stop caring.

Finally, some good advice...

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not... Curse the textual medium and it's inability to convey tone!

let me put it this way: it's exactly what I would do...

Meaning you're probably being sarcastic when you say it's good advice...

Damn Straight...

Yeah, unlike the girl.

 

[Irridium]

I wouldn't care that much really. If your really desperate for some silver lining or some form of ego-boost, then look at it this way: You were so good no other man could compare, so she had to go with women.

 

[tmujir955]

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

I lol'd.

That was really funny. My personal favorite is "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples."

 

[stormcrow5]

Ask her to film it

 

[Mr. Elemenopee]

I can't help but think of this song. Maybe it will make your troubles sound a little more catchy?

 

[Hashime]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

You either A: Cry, you are so repulsive you turned a chick
B: Think back and see if this was coming
C: Shrug it off, you just got unlucky
D: Hit on her girlfriend

 

[zehydra]

nothing, move on.

 

[Sacman]

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

I lol'd.

That was really funny. My personal favorite is "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples."

it's from Powerthirst...

 

[Gudrests]

I'm assuming threesome isn't an option?

if only if only

 

[biGBum333]

well if i were you dude id try talking to her, she could just be sexually confused. but if shes sure about what shes doing then just try and part on good terms and move on...

 

[biGBum333]

That sucks but it's best to just keep on keeping on.

paul gilbert?

 

[Naheal]

I'm assuming threesome isn't an option?

First response... wow... fucking ninja.

 

[spartan231490]

find a new girlfriend, shit happens. Just wait till you get shot down by 3 women in as many months, and then all of them ask you for relationship advice in month 4.

 

[teebeeohh]

whatever you would have done if she left you for a guy

 

[Roamin11]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

Same thing you do when she leaves you for a guy, just keep walking, and by just keep walking I mean hit the good ol' bottle!!!

 

[Jewrean]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

Ask to video tape it.

 

[Kurokami]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

Laugh about it, its funny.

 

[pigmypython]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

This happened to me. My previous GF left me after 8 months of what I thought was a good relationship. She told me of the break up by email just one day after visiting (no indication).Worse than that, her mother won a huge lottery and gave some of the money to her...so now she is a millionaire. Then she sleeps with about 40 fucking guys before realizing she liked girls instead. Now she is with a chick...but I still think I got the better deal. My new GF is a delight and I think I will be staying with her for the rest of my life. Even better, my ex still doesn't look happy

 

[Sentox6]

I have never had a better opportunity to use this meme...

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[feeback06]

You keep it hidden that you turned a girl into a lesbian and try to stay friends with the person who possibly knows too much about you.

Bingo