Girl Issues...

[PrimoThePro]

I'm assuming threesome isn't an option?

HAH!
I LOVE your responses!
OT: Well you move on, buddy. She left you, not because of YOU or anything YOU did, it's completely a personal choice on her part. So you know it was not your fault. Stop worrying about it, and go find yourself a nice girl.

 

[Sarahcidal]

ask to take pictures... wait what?
you do nothing. if a girl isnt into penis then she isnt into penis...
unless shes doing it for the "likeohmygawd i am sooooo bi.. look.. we kiss.. see? im bi. everyone watch and be shocked" ..then you dont want her anyway.

 

[InnerRebellion]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

man, that's what happened with my last relationship... I just huddled up in a little ball for a few days and contemplated suicide like I usually do... I'm still good friends with the two though...

Not to be rude or anything, but erm...what's the deal with the ellipses? I'm not trying to come across as mean, but I've noticed they're in all of your posts.

OT: Uh...move on and fantasize?

well when I talk in RL... I'm really... disconnected... so I guess it just carried over into text form... whenever I pause when typing I automatically use the ellipses...

Oh, I see. At first, I thought you were aiming for a depressive feel to your posts...but ok, I see now.

 

[SimuLord]

What do you do when your girlfriend leaves you for a chick?

man, that's what happened with my last relationship... I just huddled up in a little ball for a few days and contemplated suicide like I usually do... I'm still good friends with the two though...

Suicide is bad, m'kay?

Yeah. If you're feeling depressed, you should never think about suicide. Or think about how it's the only true release. Or listen to this song.

 

[skitzo van]

Move on.

Is there really any difference if she left you for another guy?

You can get in bar fights with other guys.
But yeah, just move on, its hard but you can get through it

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

....Yah i can't really say what you should do here...nothing from me...at all....

Alright heres what you do.
Take her out to somewhere isolated but with enough supplies for 2 people to live for about 5 years, 1-2soft beds and a doctor.
Shout out "Squirrel!" and she'll be distracted for just enough time for you to take a blunt object and hit her in the head with the right amount of force in the correct spot of the head, so that she'll be in a coma and wake up with no memory of much of her life (just her name, family and how to breath and eat). Tell her that you were her boyfriend and that you both were having a picnic in the woods when she tripped and hit her head on a rock.Take 4-5 years to develop a bond between the 2 of you, as you try and restore here former memory (except the lesbian part)and when you 2 are bounded...well have fun!

 

[Sacman]

well when I talk in RL... I'm really... disconnected... so I guess it just carried over into text form... whenever I pause when typing I automatically use the ellipses...

Oh, I see. At first, I thought you were aiming for a depressive feel to your posts...but ok, I see now.

Well that works too...

Yeah. If you're feeling depressed, you should never think about suicide. Or think about how it's the only true release. Or listen to this song.

OMG I love M*A*S*H

 

[Slaanax]

Forget about her. She is just human waste like every other person on this planet.

That's a healthy look on life you negative Nancy, look for a new girl and hope the trend doesn't continue!

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

Tape them getting it on and send the tape to her parents

 

[Hollock]

same thing you do when she leaves you for a dude; Threesome.

 

[Jezzeh]

I wouldn't dwell on it, actually. I'd pretty much just shrug it off and move on. I'm not entirely sure how weird it seems from a man's perspective, but I think that if my boyfriend left me to date another man, I'd just turn my back on it all and get on with my life. Oh wait...

I was engaged for four months before discovering that my future husband wanted to be a woman.

No joke.

 

[SimuLord]

same thing you do when she leaves you for a dude; Threesome.

How to make a girl freak out and possibly start sobbing:

1) Find two of your male friends.
2) Explain to the girl what a "triple play" is.
3) Have all three guys give her that "hey, wanna play?" look.
4) ???
5) Profit!

Bonus points if one of the guys says to another one, "You're hung like a thimble. Better make you the guy putting it in her ass. We don't want to hurt the poor girl." When Steve said that to Matt...you should've seen the look on the poor bastard's face.

 

[Fwee]

Get really drunk, show up at her house at three in the morning and scream at her window, get beat up by her dad. Get three jobs, move into a basement apartment with a junkie you hardly know, start writing Beat Poetry and reciting it at Open Mike Nights. Remember: No One Understands You.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Move on.

Is there really any difference if she left you for another guy?

Agreed.

Or sex change, which would incidentally involve moving on. So either way, do your best to move on.

 

[Super Toast]

Watch Chasing Amy.

 

[OldAccount]

If she was a lesbian all along then theres not much you can do about it. You can't be in a healthy relationship with someone who's not attracted to you.

 

[jacx]

forget it and move on just liek any other relationship

 

[SirDoom]

Move on, but do so knowing that it wasn't your personality or your appearance of anything that was your fault. You just happened to have the wrong bits, and that's not your fault.

 

[technoted]

Realise that you have the ability to turn straight women gay and then proceed to cry yourself to sleep.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Step 1: find corner
Step 2: curl up in ball
Step 3: cry

Repeat as necessary until you stop caring.