Girls and Games...

[oplinger]

This thread actually made me laugh really hard.

I don't see it as an insult to girls...or a thread about girls. I kinda read the OP like "I'm a horrifying shut in, and I have never met more than this one girl who I think is dating me" No offense OP, just kinda how it came off to me.. I know plenty of naive people who probably would have made the same post, be it my imagination as their reality or not.

But, OT, it's already been covered. Games are complicated shit. Anyone who isn't an experienced veteran will probably take more than an hour to get used to it. Anyone who has never played a game before will take much longer. A whole day, maybe more. It's just like learning any other new skill.

It's normal. Not a gender thing. And I kinda walk away from this thread feeling like we got trolled.

Captcha: CASE CLOSED

I sure hope so.

 

[Chemical Alia]

If I handed a controller to my dad (who refers to all video games as "Mario tapes") and told him to play some Gears of War multiplayer, it would probably be a pretty similar experience to what you described.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Vault101]

snip.

mabye....its because.....thease pople......have never played videogames before?...therefore don't know how to navigate the 3D space?

if I were to give my Brother a controller he would be just as lost

hell...I learned playing FPS on a mouse and keyboard...and really I find using a game pad as frustrating as fuck

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Wait, wait.

This OP has Johnny Bravo as his username.

You know.

Spoiler: This guy

I hope this is a hilarious coincidence

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I heard that women can't open doors either so you should always open them for them.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I heard that women can't open doors either so you should always open them for them.

It's true, this one time, I didn't open a door for a woman...

Walked right through it, like a ghost.

They don't need doors at all!

 

[Fiad]

Gamers have been trained for a long time to work any controller handed to them within a few minutes. Hand a non-gamer(Of either gender) a controller and they will be lost. Even something as simple as Peggle on the xbox took both my parents forever to learn.

 

[cswurt]

If I were sexist, I might say something along the lines of,
"I would think women are too busy focusing on not bleeding all over the carpet to really concentrate on whatever game they were playing."

If I were sexist.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

It's true, this one time, I didn't open a door for a woman...

Walked right through it, like a ghost.

They don't need doors at all!

There is a scientific explanation. Unlike men women are actually 3d projections from a separate 2d universe. Hence why they can still play 2d games like mario and use flat controllers like the NES controller or the Wiimote.

 

[spartan231490]

I've never noticed such a phenomena. Male or female, people seem to figure out controllers and video games out pretty quickly, maybe it's just something about the people I hang out with though.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Jesus jumping ape shit monkey nuts Christ!?!?

[HEADING=1]HOW MANY THREADS IS IT GOING TO TAKE BEFORE PEOPLE REALIZE WOMEN ARE HUMAN TOO???[/HEADING]

Maybe, I shouldn't ask that...the sheer amount of threads already in existence to this topic has exceeded my patience.

Here's a little hint: We humans are kinda a unique bunch. We're different in that we express how we choose to live in a multitude of ways and that we share different traits in geneology, thoughts and beliefs...but, at the same time, we're all the same - in that we live, express and simply experience as humans will. This supercedes all gender issues, and it always shall.

Stupidity doesn't discriminate, humans do.

And for the record - I give all of my fellow sisters (ALL of them, even my exes) living on this planet equal respect and appreciation...unless you prove yourself to be shit. Like that one woman in Kansas who kept her 10 year old daughter locked in a closet (she weighed 32 pounds when police found her).

 

[Vault101]

I heard that women can't open doors either so you should always open them for them.

It's true, this one time, I didn't open a door for a woman...

Walked right through it, like a ghost.

They don't need doors at all!

HAHAHAHA...how rediculous

[small][sub/]this is Alpha to Omega, we have a code 101, send lidquidation team to this IP adress...no witnesses[/sub][/small]

 

[Vault101]

snip).

to be fair its just the OP....and everyones been calling him out on his strange leap of logic

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I heard that women can't open doors either so you should always open them for them.

It's true, this one time, I didn't open a door for a woman...

Walked right through it, like a ghost.

They don't need doors at all!

HAHAHAHA...how rediculous

[small][sub/]this is Alpha to Omega, we have a code 101, send lidquidation team to this IP adress...no witnesses[/sub][/small]

You can't silence me!

I know your secret, soon everyone know what you are and then there will be no stajsbdhab\djabJNBNBADSHBahbfvlADJNEGFOEWIJPAD;LKVHCUdiygihlA

Subject has been neutralised, returning to HQ

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

snip).

to be fair its just the OP....and everyones been calling him out on his strange leap of logic

Perhaps...but God is it annoying as hell how frequently this has come up all of a sudden. I just kinda lost it as I read the OP...

So, let's just call it OP and a few others. Kay?

 

[Vault101]

You can't silence me!

I know your secret, soon everyone know what you are and then there will be no stajsbdhab\djabJNBNBADSHBahbfvlADJNEGFOEWIJPAD;LKVHCUdiygihlA

Subject has been neutralised, returning to HQ

move along folks!..nothing to see here!

There is a scientific explanation. Unlike men women are actually 3d projections from a separate 2d universe. Hence why they can still play 2d games like mario and use flat controllers like the NES controller or the Wiimote.

hahaha thats funny

[small][sub/]this is Alpha to Delta, we have a code red, I repeart code red, send liquidation team to IP and ensure no witnesses at all costs[/sub][/small]

 

[Angelblaze]

I find this hilarious because recently, a boy older then me that claimed to play halo much much more then me (I've played at least 1 thousand games of halo JUST counting 3 and reach.) came to my house (somewhat uninvited) and challenged me to a halo match in
HALO REACH.

HALO. REACH.

He then proceeded to put HALO 3 (a completely different halo mind you!)into the xbox, put us in matchmaking into a zombie/infection mode game and then spent the better half of the time spinning around in the corner in circles and getting shot. By yours truly.

He has yet to admit to me that he has either A. NO experience in halo B. Difficulty with 3d controls or perhaps maybe C. Just isn't that good in halo. Though I doubt it.

I'm going with the latter just to be fair (I mean hey, he could've grabbed SOUL CALIBUR V off the shelf when he challenged me to a halo match)

That being said, it's both genders that have a difficult time. Not just women like me dear.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Eh... nope. My dad can't play games for shit, and half the girls I know are really, really good at Call of Duty, Gears of War and Starcraft II. So... nothing to do with Gender.

I heard that women can't open doors either so you should always open them for them.

It's true, this one time, I didn't open a door for a woman...

Walked right through it, like a ghost.

They don't need doors at all!

HAHAHAHA...how rediculous

[small][sub/]this is Alpha to Omega, we have a code 101, send lidquidation team to this IP adress...no witnesses[/sub][/small]

You can't silence me!

I know your secret, soon everyone know what you are and then there will be no stajsbdhab\djabJNBNBADSHBahbfvlADJNEGFOEWIJPAD;LKVHCUdiygihlA

Subject has been neutralised, returning to HQ

Daystar? Daystar! DAAAAYSTAAAR!!!!
I'll get you for this Vault101!!!!!

It's okay!

I'm back!

It looks like Vault's agents...

Just got Smithed.