Give an advise you wished you learned earlier in life

[Beldaros]

If you are ever asking yourself the question "Is this right?" It isn't.

Don't think about what could happen if it goes wrong, just get on the plane (That is the one thing I'm so glad I did.)

Don't let gaming, reading, the internet... anything control your life. EVERYTHING in moderation.

Tell the women in your life what you want to do, but also listen to them, don't just say "I don't mind" "whatever you want."

Follow your instincts....

Follow your own advice...

and for god sake stop being so hard on yourself.

 

[Stripes]

"Im cold" means me wants your jacket when a girl tells you shes cold and looks up at you with big eyes, give her your jacket and freeze and she will appreciate it. Also your hair looks stupid long, it just does.

 

[Hell-On-Wheels]

-Don't worry, the people that lag behind only get in a hurry to slam the door in your face.

-Pulling a burning piano down the road at a high rate of speed while trying to play it is never a good idea, no matter how cool the video will be, and the fire department will NOT be amused.

-Best take a picture, what you are looking at won't last long.

-Picking the funny/absurd answers on a test gets you nowhere.

-Mailboxes + 2x4's + Car = Don't


That's all I got right off the top of my head.

 

[3quency]

That kid that says the red plastic lorry is his for ever? He lies! Don't trust him!

Also, rabid dogs don't just need a hug. Trust me on this.

 

[TheLiham]

Stop buying skateboard parts. Buy guitar parts and marijuana instead. Trust me dude you'll be a lot happier.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Never be afraid of people or what they think. What's the worst they can do?

 

[Popadoo]

1) Money doesn't matter, as long as you have enough for food and bills, you're fine.
2) Don't stop liking something just because it's intended for a younger audience. Now I have to go back and finished the last season of The Last Airbender just so I understand The Legend of Korra.
3) Don't be afraid to try new things, especially if you're put off by the fact they're intended for a younger audience (see: 2). Your favorite show will be about talking ponies, so trying out Cartoon Network now and again couldn't hurt.

 

[higgs20]

an outside eye is always a good thing to have on your problems, it's what friends are for.

 

[Tinygiant]

1. Quit slacking. Sooner or later, life will get hard, and you'll wish you had learned how to work hard before.
2. Don't go back for seconds on those Cheetos.
3. The unknown isn't as scary as they made it out to be.
4. If someone says "look out!", don't turn around to see what they're yelling about. Duck.
5. She may not be into you but if you don't find out, you'll wonder forever.
6. You can't be afraid to live your own life. Don't worry what anyone else wants for you. Do what will make you happy, not them.
7. Save your money. You'll need it.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Hey past me:

Don't leave your job. Even if you hate it more than the Jews hate Hitler, you have to keep it cos you need it and life is supposed to be miserable like that.
Also, don't eat that, future fatty.

 

[tthor]

*slaps past self* Stop being a twat, and get over yourself!

*walks away*

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

- Always carry more than one Rubber.

- Don't mix your drinks, pick something and stick with it. You're in for a world of hurt if you don't.

- Alcohol and stairs.. not good bedfellows.

- Objectivity does not exist in art, so don't bother looking for it.

- Don't try to think to hard with either of your heads, just react to the ever turbulent ride that is life as it ebbs and flows.

- Don't watch "2 Girls 1 Cup".. no matter how convincing your mates argument is.

- Education is important.. but people will respect your hard work more than your slip of paper. So don't shy away from work that you might consider 'beneath you'.

what is 2 girls 1 cup? i want to know but i dont want to watch it.

 

[TechTim]

dear past me trademark google, facebook and iphone/apple you wont regret it also move to nc cuz florida sux you'll be happier

 

[LadyTiamat]

some people are just not worth being friends to......

 

[Technocrat]

Hold right-mouse-button to turn your head around in the cockpit on Battlefield 3.

 

[Ziame]

Dont whine about things you cannot change.

Knowledge will profit, ignorance won't.

Don't do what's cool, do what's wise.

You ain't the wisest person on the planet. Grandpa is. (mine, at least).

Talk with yer elders. You will regret the silence once they pass on.

Whether you like it or not is of no importance. If you have to do it, just do it. Whining wont help you.



and not so serious:
dont buy Witcher 2. It aint your game. buy napoleonic wars instead

overcussing makes you sound like an idiot

dont buy bf3. buy ro2 instead.

random funfact : M&B Warband - Napoleonic Wars has better destruction system than BF3.

 

[Dangit2019]

Dear past me,

Don't buy Alone in the Dark. Don't give up your Optimus Prime. Just ask her out, I'm fairly sure she's into you. Look both ways at a 4-way intersection. Every. Single. One. Also, punch your little brother, he deserves it.

Sincerely,
Future you.

The way you wrote that makes it sound like you want your past self to ask out Optimus Prime (because she's into you).

OT: Don't believe your parents when they say that the guys harassing you are "just jealous" of how smart you are. No, they are just bad people.

 

[The Funslinger]

Hit back. For the love of God, hit back and don't stop until they're a bloody quivering mess.

 

[Eamar]

-Just because you can get away with winging every exam or piece of work doesn't mean you should. You need to learn some decent work patterns for when work actually gets hard, which it will. ([small]University exams start tomorrow and I'm bricking it[/small])

-You're not making it up, just admit that you need medical help NOW. Don't take no for an answer and definitely don't piss away two years of your life dithering about it.

Less serious:

-Don't post on the internet using phrases like "OMG lol OMG!!!!!!! That's AMAZING!!!!!!! lol." In fact, never use "lol." Ever. Fortunately no-one else will know it's you, but future you will be unable to access all your accounts and edit/delete said comments, and they'll piss her off no end when she accidentally runs into them from time to time.

And of course:

-One day a nice man named Marauder Shields will try to stop you from doing something. Let him. Trust me, it's better this way.

 

[Easton Dark]

Have a plan to kill verbally assault everyone you meet.

(I do. Everyone I know.)