Give an advise you wished you learned earlier in life

[ProZack]

Don't sit on your ass and let your natural intelligence work for you. You'll find out soon enough that intelligence isn't enough, you need initiative.

Don't take AP Bio, past self. You'll screw up your GPA so hard that you won't even have a 3.0 just because of that one class.

Get a job early and get your permit early, you lazy punk.

Expect the unexpected.

Fuck the system.

 

[Eddy-16]

Stop giving a crap about her a lot sooner than I did, you'll save yourself a lot of misery and heartache and if you can't don't tell her how you feel when I did, cause she likes you she likes you a lot and she would have said yes if you timed it better. Also NEVER sleep, I must find out how I got my face scar and it didn't happen when I was awake

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I'd tell my senior year of high school self to screw what people may think, date that girl.
You're gonna think she's pretty terrific on three years, and things will be pretty different by then.

 

[RedLister]

People with power will abuse said power.

The rich and wealthy care not for the poor as rich people became rich off the backs of other people.

Someone breaks into your home, destroy them. They forfeited there rights the momment they invaded your territory.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Live really does get better. It's as simple as that.

Oh and "unfuck the world"

 

[A_Play_On_Words]

Fruits and vegetables are not the enemy. Chocolate is not your friend.
Get out of that damnable trailer as quickly as possible.
Save money. Get some exercise. Marry her sooner.
Never talk to your mother or sister again.
Stop being such an ass to people just because you can.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

More than likely your not gonna love your work, so find something that you know you can do for 20 years and not wanna put a bullet through your brain.

People have both good and bad in them and if you can't see the good its best not to look at all.

 

[deathninja]

If you're in a minority at school, never , ever even work with a girl of the dominant race, unless you like waking up in a pool of your own blood.

 

[The_Waspman]

Everything that you learn in school? Completely useless. Especially chemistry. They literally make that shit up.

 

[Cipher1]

Universities/Colleges don't care if you don't test well so either get good at taking tests or start working on a strong portfolio.

 

[Beldaros]

"Just one more... (something)" Is your enemy. When you find yourself saying this to yourself, stop what you are doing immediately.

Cynicism may seem cool at first, thinking everything is shit will lead to believing everything is shit and everybody hates a guy/girl who thinks everything is shit. Try and enjoy things instead.

When you're good at something, anything, keep doing it, or you won't be good at it anymore.

Never let anyone tell you something you know is useless. Never tell anyone else something they know is useless. If you know it, you can use it, just find out how.

Don't listen to the people who tell you "no" 90% of the time. Just because something isn't a perfect idea, it doesn't mean it's a bad idea. If you have a family, be more careful about risky "yes's"

Don't bother watching porn, it isn't worth it.

You don't care that people are making an idiot of themselves, why do you think people care that you are?

 

[piinyouri]

"Just do it, and stop thinking."

Also to 5 year old me;
"Pick up some plastic spoons and bang on some pans. Unlock that latent gift."

 

[sdfgsdfgdfsg]

Computer addiction will turn you into a weak(morally and physically), sociophobic, lazy-ass slacker.Also it will totally ruin your attention span.

 

[Olas]

Invest in Apple.

 

[Corax_1990]

Travel first, then Study and do them both when you are younger. You can do them later, but its way more of a pain in the ass if you mess around for a few years before you commit.

 

[Captain Anon]

-nothing is true, everything is Permitted.

-Have no friends not equal to yourself.

-The one that asks a question may be a fool for a minute, but the one who does not ask is a
fool for life.

-No matter how busy you may think you are you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance.

-To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

-The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

-You cannot open a book without learning something.

-If what one has to say is not better than silence, then one should keep silent.

-Study the past if you would define the future.

-It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop.

-To know what is right and not do it is the worst cowardice.

-Real knowledge is to know the extent of one?s ignorance.

 

[TechTim]

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Never eat yellow snow.

Always eat yellow snow! It's the best tasting.

 

[Fasckira]

When she offers herself to you that night, go for it - you never get another chance.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Don't listen to the people who tell you "no" 90% of the time.

I don't know. If someone is saying no to you, it's probably a good idea to stop.

See what I did there? I'm so clever.