Give me something to smile about.

[astrav1]

Anyone else tempted to Hijack into a BAAAAWWWWWW thread?

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

Here's my plan, You can cheer up OR I can kick your ass so hard the angst shoots out the top of your head like fireworks. Just typing that made me feel loads better.

 

[Blank Verse]

Graduate highschool and visit college.

That's how I escaped depression.

Edit: Or have sex. It worked for these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/user/thelonelyisland#p/u/2/lQlIhraqL7o

 

[Pegghead]

What do you expect? That us posting some pictures of cats is magically going to cheerify your disposition?

Reality is, nothing much here any of us can say is going to improve your lot in life significantly. What do you want me to do, wave a wand that'll magically make you appreciate all the shit you have right now that you're taking for granted, maybe make you buck up and enjoy what life can be beyond the computer?

Don't have any friends? Make some.

Noone cares? Why do you care about them?

 

[MetaKnight19]

"Captain Kirk!"

"What is it, Mr Spock?"

"Strange readings coming from this planet's surface. It would appear the levels of angst are so high, they are interfering with our scanners."

"Can you isolate the source?"

"Difficult, Captain, but I believe we've narrowed it down to a human male. Judging by our scanners, I would say he is young, white, and better off than he thinks he is."

"Retreat to maximum range, then open fire with all phasers."

"Impossible Captain. The angst has grown so powerful, it is pulling us closer and closer to the planet. I estimate lethal impact in... three hours."

"I see... bridge to transporter room. Isolate the source of that angst. Have a team of psychologists ready to beam down when I get there. Tell them to bring puppies and kittens with them. Kirk out."

"Captain, bear in mind, with the angst levels increasing, damage to our instruments could be severe; should you fail to show this boy how insignificant his problems are... you may be stuck on that planet forever."

"I understand, Mr Spock, but I have no choice."

That was brilliant, thanks for making me laugh if not making the OP laugh.

OT: If thats what you really think OP, then why not go and do something amazing with your life and think of other people instead of bitching on an internet forum?