1) Because childhood trauma has helped me learn my lessons early.
2) Because my friends are my life force, and without them, I would be nothing.
3) Because I can wield a sword. Properly.
4) Because when I show people I story that I have written, I can make them cry or laugh.
5) Because I am a member of this forum. You've gotta be awesome to stay here.
6) Because I am extremely friendly, and I'll try to get to know anyone before I judge them.
7) Because my morality is probably the most pure of anyone in my town.
8) Because I try to help people with their problems, my shoulder is always damp with tears.
9) Because as far as gaming goes, I'm pretty good.
10) Because I would take a bullet for someone as insignificant as a homeless person.
All of the above are true. Don't ask about number 1.
