Give me ten reason why YOU'RE awesome
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I can give you ten good reasons why I'm awesome. But I need to be there in person so I can clench my fists menacingly and rip off Charlie Brown Christmas.
1. My name is Samuel Cook, I share my name with a black guy who had an awesome voice, ergo: me awesome.
2. I just made an awesome Mississippi-metal riff on me guitar.
3. I invented Mississippi-metal as a genre of music. (As far as I care to know anyway!)
4. I'm getting a mother-fucking batman tattoo on my chest, same position as it is on his suit.
5. [Read above point.]
6. I once got so pumped I head-butted my dog and we both yelped.
7. My drumming is pure awesome. Berklee college here I come!
8. I feel somewhat of a cocky bastard for actually writing all this stuff, and because I am aware of how I may sound to a stranger, my not caring makes me awesome!
I'm out for now. But truthfully, I think the only thing that makes someone awesome is not caring about what other people think of you. That is why my best friend is the coolest guy I know. Oh, and purposely doing/saying/thinking something to get the awesome image is VERY un-awesome.
2. I just made an awesome Mississippi-metal riff on me guitar.
3. I invented Mississippi-metal as a genre of music. (As far as I care to know anyway!)
4. I'm getting a mother-fucking batman tattoo on my chest, same position as it is on his suit.
5. [Read above point.]
6. I once got so pumped I head-butted my dog and we both yelped.
7. My drumming is pure awesome. Berklee college here I come!
8. I feel somewhat of a cocky bastard for actually writing all this stuff, and because I am aware of how I may sound to a stranger, my not caring makes me awesome!
I'm out for now. But truthfully, I think the only thing that makes someone awesome is not caring about what other people think of you. That is why my best friend is the coolest guy I know. Oh, and purposely doing/saying/thinking something to get the awesome image is VERY un-awesome.
1. I am a gamer with muscles.
2. I held a world record in Burnout Paradise.
3. I live alone away from home being a student.
4. I can cook.
5. I speak Greek.
6. I am a storyteller.
7. I am, with every meaning of the phrase, a terrible liar.
8. I really really love my friends.
9. My life is worth less than anyone else's.
10. I have a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15. And Civil War #1.
2. I held a world record in Burnout Paradise.
3. I live alone away from home being a student.
4. I can cook.
5. I speak Greek.
6. I am a storyteller.
7. I am, with every meaning of the phrase, a terrible liar.
8. I really really love my friends.
9. My life is worth less than anyone else's.
10. I have a copy of Amazing Fantasy #15. And Civil War #1.
Which edition? Because if it's the one where there are loads of little flame tokens to put on burnt squares then that qualifies as "good" but not "awesome".DemonGuy792 said:
My Ten Reasons
1. I am a human being, and human beings are awesome.
2. I can cook well.
3. I play the drums.
4. I'm very clever.
5. I'm funny.
6. I share my name with both an 80s TV show [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20BZID081Vk] and a Welsh singer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mz0Z7yx_4s]
7. I like to think about thinking, collapsing into my own internal recursion loops.
8. I am working towards becoming bi-lingual.
9. I am about to relocate my entire life to Marseille in France.
10. I am optimistic about the future of the world.
1. I'm fairly good-looking.
2. But not so handsome that the slightest decrease in good-lookingness will make people comment on how good I "used to look".
3. I read a lot of classic novels.
4. And I appreciate them.
5. I legally changed my name to a Japanese one.
6. I speak two languages.
7. I'm funny.
8. My best friend is a yaoi-liking girl with purple hair.
9. I'm very rational in my political opinions.
10. I make a mean chocolate cake.
And the runner-up: I actually came up with ten unique reasons.
2. But not so handsome that the slightest decrease in good-lookingness will make people comment on how good I "used to look".
3. I read a lot of classic novels.
4. And I appreciate them.
5. I legally changed my name to a Japanese one.
6. I speak two languages.
7. I'm funny.
8. My best friend is a yaoi-liking girl with purple hair.
9. I'm very rational in my political opinions.
10. I make a mean chocolate cake.
And the runner-up: I actually came up with ten unique reasons.
1)I go to air cadets and will be flying planes and shooting
2)I know a band that have been in kerrang and metal hammer very well (no made sense)
3)I'm good at drums
4)I play xbox 360...and Saints Row 2 cause i'm gangsta. And like spraying poo on people.
5)I can make an awesome noise with my cheeks that not one person ive met can make. And i have asked many MANY people to try. Its awesome if you see it ok.
6)I like metal, but true metal like Pantera, not screamo. Apart from Lamb of God and Kreator.
7)I cycle pretty much everywhere
8)I got in to every top set in school without even trying (apart from maths, im in the one below top and theres 8)
9)My names Ben
10)I'm sexy
2)I know a band that have been in kerrang and metal hammer very well (no made sense)
3)I'm good at drums
4)I play xbox 360...and Saints Row 2 cause i'm gangsta. And like spraying poo on people.
5)I can make an awesome noise with my cheeks that not one person ive met can make. And i have asked many MANY people to try. Its awesome if you see it ok.
6)I like metal, but true metal like Pantera, not screamo. Apart from Lamb of God and Kreator.
7)I cycle pretty much everywhere
8)I got in to every top set in school without even trying (apart from maths, im in the one below top and theres 8)
9)My names Ben
10)I'm sexy
01. I am smart, clever and intelligent.
02. I know a fucking lot of facts about a fucking lot of stuff.
03. I can code C++ flulently.
04. My style is soon to be Goth; complete with ankle-length leather coat.
05. And maching attitude and movement patterns to wear the above.
06. That means I look like something out of fucking DMC, EVERY FUKKEN DAY!
07. I practice Kendo, that means I can woop your ass with a sword ANY DAY.
08. Nice guy, that's me.
09. I'm a cynic.
10. And I'm a SEXY BEAST.
I AM FUCKING AWESOME!
02. I know a fucking lot of facts about a fucking lot of stuff.
03. I can code C++ flulently.
04. My style is soon to be Goth; complete with ankle-length leather coat.
05. And maching attitude and movement patterns to wear the above.
06. That means I look like something out of fucking DMC, EVERY FUKKEN DAY!
07. I practice Kendo, that means I can woop your ass with a sword ANY DAY.
08. Nice guy, that's me.
09. I'm a cynic.
10. And I'm a SEXY BEAST.
I AM FUCKING AWESOME!
