Give the user above you a humorous execution

[AwesomeExpress]

They say laughter is the best medicine, so I'm going to sit here and not laugh at you until you die!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You made me laugh, so that didn't work.

I'm going to see if annoyance can be lethal, and so, I will spend as much time as needed on annoyingly childish pranks and bullshit to kill you.

Let's start with a classic: Ha ha! Not touching you! You can't get mad if I'm not touching you!

 

[The Clown]

Spoiler: Send in the clowns!

you called?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I melt the makeup off of your face... therefore, you are no longer a clown... therefore the "Clown" is dead.

 

[The Clown]

Oh, it's not makeup, thats my skin, if you've read the meta-pub you'll know what i mean. oh and i kill you with 47 million pies.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Didn't work, I blocked all pies with a well-placed force-field and my Psionics.

I freeze you in pylon, cover you in a scent that makes the Zerg ravenously hungry, and dump you on Char. Bonne appitite! Creepy Clown feast!

 

[The Clown]

I get eaten by zerg then repair myself and kill you with 47 million and one pies with a grenade in each pie.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: You must fight an evil clown with THE evil clown.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I throw you into a pit where they keep all of the hentai tentacle monsters.
Have fun!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I kick you into the very same pit.

 

[xmbts]

They think I'm one of them, and I order them after you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Can you hold still for a moment?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Uses my magical glove that can only steal non-physical things and steals all of your self-esteem. You become a depressed singularity and commit suicide.

 

[Galaktia]

*Stains your white suit with red wine, and then puts it through the dry cleaning process, with you still inside.*

MUHHAHAHHA

 

[Lust]

Can I shoots kitteh?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You can never go wrong with a knife.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Conventional guns are too quick! It is better to savor the moment with one of these:

I shall also tickle your feet with a feather while you are strapped in to see if you'll laugh.

 

[xmbts]

I would keep feeding you bacon until your heart stops.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Time to replace the life support tubes with life leeching tubes.

 

[Protocol95]

Go magikarp! Use a splash attack! It was super effective?!